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Zoey 101 (2005)
I only watch it to make fun of it!
There are so many things wrong with this show. For starters Zoey has to be perfect in everything she does she's pretty, popular, talented in everything, thin, rich, confident and everyone loves her and she is the leader every freaking little thing. She is also a dieting freak and won't even let her friends eat chocolate and has an obsession with grapes. Don't ask. And for a "school" there isn't much school events going on, I have only ever seen them in lessons 3 times and doing homework once. Also their dorms are way to modern and cool to be a schools! Because school is just parties, movies and having fun friends isn't it? As for the humour it uses so many old been there done that gags, in fact the only time I laughed is when making fun of it. And they hardly ever seem to have much real problems just little quirks that make Zoey's life not so totally perfect! And last but not least STEREOTYPES! Dana was probably the worst, It was a case of oh she listens to rock music and skateboards, lets make her a cold hearted moody little cow! And Quin, she she wears glasses, doesn't look immaculate and likes school she has to be a total weirdo nerd who makes stupid acid stuff and inventions! Watch it though, it's hilarious how awful it is!
Ella Enchanted (2004)
Just embarrassing...
To think that five pounds I spent could've fed 5 starving children...depressing. I didn't even want to see this movie in the 1st place. I was edging towards seeing "The incredible s" but my friend said it would be to childish so she insisted we saw this. I no longer speak to that friend. This is just about the most predictable movie ever, and as for the humour there wasn't a single laugh in the whole film. It was a brilliant idea for a movie and it could have been great. But it's just no more than a missed opportunity. However, I think girls about 4-7 will enjoy it but anyone older will just feel embarrassed about seeing this...ashamed even...
Saw (2004)
Wow...
This is the best horror I have seen in a long time. To be honest I wasn't expecting much from this. I expected another "random guy goes on killing spree for no reason, some people die, cue blood, oh no what a pity!" But this is just so incredible. Its full of original twists and amazing acting, especially in the ending when the Dr goes crazy and lose his as Adam screams uncontrollably, you just have to see it to believe it! And the whole twist in the end; priceless! But may I warn you if you are squeamish when it comes to gore do not whatever you do see this unless you want to be mentally disturbed for the rest of your life. But otherwise, enjoy!