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When Nature Calls (2021)
why
"I'm gonna mess you up!"
-The writer, looking at the number of people who liked the show based on the commercials.
Left 4 Dead 2 (2009)
Epic #2
Starring:
(Survivors)
-Nicholas Cage
-Burger Man
-"Sentry goin' up!"
-Stinky Head
(Infected)
-Parkour Master 2009
-Walking Chicken Nugget
-TikTok Clown (remastered!)
-Human Headcrab
-Dodge Charger
-Donkey Kong
-Smokey the Bear
-Pac-Man
Left 4 Dead (2008)
epic
Best zombie game on earth, though of course Left 4 Dead 2 is way better than this. Starring:
(Survivors)
-Zoey 101
-Frank Woods
-Daryl Dixon
-Don Cheadle
(Infected)
-Fat B*stard
-TikTok clown
-Ezio Auditore da Firenze
-Incredible Hulk
-Snoop Dogg
Garfield Gets Real (2007)
better than avengers endgame
Best movie ever, 10/10. Mr. Flim Flam, Boomerang Lady, Left 4 Dead 2 Coach, Garf, Jon Cena, o d i e, and Yogi Bear star in this wonderful movie. How could this not win a award?! This is better than SpongeBob movie!
Transformers (2007)
Xbox guy didn't get a happy ending
Mr. Xbox Guy was walking down the street from GameStop with his new Xbox 360 when the 360 turned into a robot... AND NO HAPPY ENDING??!?!!!?
All That (2019)
Perhaps do a bit of quality checking?
The hot tub kid is the most annoying idiot ever .........
Minecraft (2009)
Go away Microsoft, you're ruining everything.
With the newest Nether Update, things have gone rather downhill. Graphics are now worse than even the InDev stage, textures feel out of place, the mobs feel like a mod for the game, the Piglins are a disgrace to us players, I mean they belong in a game like Diablo, not Minecraft! And don't get me started on the emotes! If you're going to add emotes keep them simple, like how Call of Duty added emotes and they're limited to stuff like waving at your friend or giving your friend a thumbs up. Minecraft, however, added dance moves like "The Pickaxe" or "The Zombie" no seriously Minecraft has gotten worse with every update, with the Aquatic Update being it's last good update. Now, we got microtransactions! Wow, Microsoft, you really hit a new low! I used to think Halo 5 was the worst you could do but this, oh man is this bad! If you are going to give us a update give us the Cave Update! Or the other biome updates you promised us! I'm sorry, but at least Sony can own a IP without killing it.
Holey Moley (2019)
Would rather play Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)
If you're gonna make a golf show make it good. It's golf, not Scream At The Top Of Your Lungs: The Series. 1/10
SpongeBob SquarePants: To Love a Patty/Breath of Fresh Squidward (2007)
A review on Breath of Fresh Squidward
Spongebob is super unlikable in this episode. 1/10
SpongeBob SquarePants: Jolly Lodgers/Biddy Sitting (2020)
Awful
New review: I'll just change this because I sounded like a Karen. Now if it weren't for the facial expressions of Jolly Lodgers or the shoehorning of the character from Chocolate with Nuts, I would rate this a 5. But because those exist in these two I'll give this rating a 4, but other than that the episodes are fine.
Old review: These two episodes are just plain AWFUL.
Jolly Lodgers: I only saw parts of it, but the only scenes i saw were: Squidward getting chased by Spongebob and Patrick. What about Squidward? His facial expressions look like a CN show, not SpongeBob. And a pretty mature ending for a episode, with the hotel Squidward is getting chased by SB and Patrick in gets GASSED. Yeah, sounds like a great ending for a OBVIOUSLY 5+ DEMOGRAPHIC. it also did a bad job at shoehorning Kevin the Pickle into the episode.
Biddy Sitting: the episode starts with SpongeBob and Patrick starting a babysitting company while annoying Squidward, as most Season 12 episodes go. We blaze through the first baby sitting task for SB and Patrick. Boring. We then get introduced to the NEXT person. The lady then runs away yelling FREEDOM!!!! (Uh, you do know you have to come back the next day, right?) we then are shown a long scene where we are shown the inside of the house. Not like we needed to know what the inside of the lady's house looked like, but whatever. The animators needed work. We are then shown ANOTHER LONG SCENE of SB and Patrick looking for the "baby." 1 whole forking minute later, we are introduced to- wait I'm being told they shoehorned in the lady from Chocolate without Nuts... AHHH! At least Kevin the Pickle being shoehorned in was clever and well done. The chocolate lady being shoehorned in was total crap. I'd rather watch the first 5 seasons of Paint Drying: The Series. We are then shown lame clips of Spongebob and Patrick then stupid clips of the stupid chocolate lady doing stupid sports inside this stupid dumb- *Windows error sound*
Overall rating:
Jolly Lodgers: 5/10
Biddy Sitting: 1/10
The Garfield Show (2008)
Best YTP material
This show is so bad that it makes perfect YTP material.
Group Chat with Annie and Jayden (2020)
What is this?
Nick is literally running out of ideas.
First, "It's Pony" (2020) a cartoon about a person and their talking pet going on adventures which has been done to death. Examples: "Adventure Time" (2010) "Sanjay and Craig" (201?) and maybe "The Amazing World of Gumball" (2011)
Then there was this. GCWAaJ. It's literally a zoom call between two teen girls and a couple celebrities. (Most of which aren't even "celebrities" but are advertised as celebrities) the show also has them do crazy "dares" like tossing a Oreo cookie into their mouth. Now, it could be a good cartoon if you let it sit and become timeless. Nope, as they're constantly referencing memes that are from 2007.
Ghostbusters (2016)
The only thing they should be ghostbusting is this movie.
"Imagination is more important than this bullcrap." -Albert Einstein
The Simpsons: 24 Minutes (2007)
24 Minutes
Episode Title: 24 minutes.
Episode length: 30 minutes.
How many other lies have I been told by the council?
The Amazing World of Gumball (2011)
The Simpsons knockoff
Gumball = Bart
Darwin = Lisa
Anais = Maggie
Nicole = Marge
Richard = Homer
Larry = Moe
Principal Brown = Principal Skinner
Banana Joe = Milhouse
Rocky = Otto
Mr. Robinson = Ned Flanders
Gary Hedges = Hans Moleman
Carmen = Martin
Granny JoJo = Mona Simpson
Frankie Watterson = Abraham Simpson
Jessica Lovejoy = Penny Fitzgerald
Donut Cop = Chief Wiggums
Tobias Wilson = Nelson Muntz