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The Rehearsal (2022– )
10/10
Best show ever made.
20 August 2022
I can't believe it.

22 is indeed a number of transformation. BUT ALSO A MIRROR!

Clones. I've gone deep into my mind to reach this revel of awareness about the human lifestyle and my own daddy issues.

Even my adversion to girls only looking for a man to do everything for them.

Nathan carries this whole enterprise on his back while this chick STILL isn't doing NOTHING, just playing, even when he took the blame for what? Doing everything he could? Too focused on logistics and other actors?

This felt like being john malkovitch.

I can only hope nathan reads this crap from his home, If he can afford this or make other people pay for it. I would like a VR experience of this.

THE FIELDER METHOD!

Living the single mom life. Powerful. I understand a lot better now why I like strong and smart women, they know pain and lonelyness, the fear of messing up everyday. BECOMING DAD!

BEAUTIFUL! A _____ MASTERPIECE!

The dude with the grandpa issues. Same as my uncle, poor man. Hated by everyone for reminding them of HOW MUCH MORE HE DESERVES! How others blame him and lie about him, GASSLIGHTING MUCH?!

Poor man only wants a break in his life, NOT EVEN THE MFING MONEY! Just dealing with that huge dragon, WITH LOVE. Leaving the mistery of more money just to enjoy being in love. I'm in tears just remembering.

I would love to see a chat between Jordan peterson and nathan. JP is kinda my internet stepdad, only talks when I want to. When I have my clean room and I'm ready for more responsability and reality.
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I Am Groot (2022– )
10/10
Fun, short, original
12 August 2022
Nothing to complain here, watched due to boredom, I couldn't get enough.

Self contained stories, nice cgi. I could watch this for a long time.

Hope for more like this. Nothing felt shoe horned or forced.
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10/10
WOW! 10/10?
27 July 2022
I loved it. GREAT MOVIE! Best movie of the year easily to me. Old people should really watch this! It will help my grandma to find her answers. I hope.
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Ms. Marvel (2022)
9/10
No wokeness here, wtf are you complaining about?
13 June 2022
Visually amazing all the way, no doubt.

The plot so far is at teletubbies level (as of ep1). Can we over do the over bearing mother trope more god damn frueakin time??!

As a dude the best female led stories I've seen are starVStfoe//Amphibia//Owl house // Turning red but they ALL fall into the same boring topic again and again, there's a lot more examples of it but it's very cliche, always boring lol

Too much dialogue!!!!!!!!! They use it to create great things visually but it's distracting af.

Imagine watching a dr strange fight scene while Michael Peña talks in your ear the whole time.

The ending left me doubtful about the rest of the show, I really hope they don't follow this almost self insert fanfic style of plot.

If anything I'll watch and skip a lot :V.
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5/10
get rid of the girl pls
23 May 2022
I really don't need someone giving quirky unfunny titles to the videos before watching them. That's why J. G made fun of it in the first episode, the karma bit.

Nothing personal, just tying to make the show better.

Picture the snoop and Khart show but after a couple of minutes you have to listen to a nobody parrot unfunny lines and only then you go back to the funny.
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5/10
I don't like this new trope.
23 May 2022
Warning: Spoilers
''Powerful jobs performed by complete ----heads''

Carell's space force and inside job are good examples, most problems get solved by plot convenience since 90% of the characters are braindead.

Anyway, Pentaverate, never mind the old re-used jokes I was fine with them at first but they get boring fast.

First episode is great but then everyone loses their brain until the final episode.

Honestly I'm just happy to see M. M. again, even if the show is predictable af, like, is the whole ''secretary becomes boss'' plot supposed to be ironic or something? 'cause the moment she appeared on screen I though '' She's gonna bang that dude and probably be the boss by the end of the show''
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10/10
Ugly sonic rlz, think about it, if they can achieve that then I can't fkn wait 4 the next one
21 May 2022
Didn't even watched the trailer to see it, loved it.

Chip 'n Dale isn't really m y thing but so far this is my favourite movie of the year, including doctor strange and recent stuff.

Great pace, great cameos, better cgi than spacejam imo.
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Morbius (2022)
6/10
Not as bad as the Leto haters claim
15 May 2022
Ngl I liked it more than venom carnage Great vfx and fight scenes but honestly the story was pretty boring/cliche.

Nice unexpected after credits scenes btw

imo the forced romance subplots should be skipped more often, really uninspired stuff there. Srsly, you might as well make him gay for his brother or something and it would've been more interesting, adding a bigger sacrifice to the whole vampire deal.
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Outer Range (2022– )
4/10
Interesting mystery sorruounded by a boring show
1 May 2022
To me 90% of the show is just filler, I've skipped a lot of it and havent missed a thing.

Royal is an interesting character but a lot of plots in the show are just dumb choices and it feels forced.
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The Bubble (2022)
3/10
Honestly not funny
4 April 2022
KMK gave me the only honest laugh in the entire film with his unexpected backflip exit, very naked gun-ish, loved that scene.

Everything else is just a string of cliches.
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Turning Red (2022)
9/10
I got bored and angry lol
30 March 2022
Absolutely loved the animation but the movie was filled with cliches, like the mother, ugh, saved myself some time and turned it off.

Amazing for kids and teens that aren't as used to the same plot lines.
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Moonfall (2022)
10/10
No post scene credits? That cliffhanger tho'
30 March 2022
Loved it, filled with cliches and weird editing, like putting the kid in a different car with military escort but then in the next scene he is with a couple that's also conected to the main story.

We need more movies like this and iron sky, weird conspiracies made movies.
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9/10
Great ending.
26 November 2021
Nice short format, didn't feel too rushed.

Bill, perfect, the little holes in his scalp from the hairplugs will haunt my nightmares forever.

I rushed the last 2 episodes but the bill scenes, didn;t miss much.
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Inside Job (2021–2022)
7/10
Get rid of the cliche emotional drama in season 2 please
22 October 2021
The show has some actual funny moments, the conspiracy theme is great but overall each episode gets dragged down by boring overused emotional cliches and boring plots

That is the one single complain I have.
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9/10
Best movie of the year so far
9 August 2021
Definitely not for children to say the least, SS somehow managed to de-cringe themselves.
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Black Widow (2021)
5/10
Belongs in 2017
9 July 2021
This one should've come out next to black panther. It's too late now.

. The post credit scene made me roll my eyes.
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4/10
Predictable
9 May 2021
I won't call this show horrible but it's got nothing new to show. No great acting or fights or FX or story.

Imagine a show like the flash with a bit more budget, still not very good.
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The Expanse (2015–2022)
9/10
Finally a show that doesn't spoon feed you soapy backstories
21 February 2021
Until season 2 that's it :C

What I loved the most about season 1 was that you never got forced to watch an entire episode of backstory on some random dude 'to make you care' about his very likely death.

The whole martian marine and the constant 'I wanna go to war' got boring very quickly. I get the reason for the screentime but it was really overdone.

Same with the asian dude! I don't need half an episode of his constant ''boo-hoo I want my daughter''

I loved the first season because it broke many cliches but they really dumbed down the show on the second one. I really hope the 3rd one fixes that
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Resident Alien (2021– )
8/10
Great show, really hate the kid
20 February 2021
Alan Tudyk is really great. Even the side cast is great! But the god damn freaking kids really spoil the show for me. Unfunny af. And the damn plot armor around him ruins everything for me. I was really hoping they died by the end of ep 4. Honestly, I've never wanted a fictional kid to die until I saw this show.
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5/10
solid mediocrity
18 November 2020
Not horrible, not that good either. Maisie williams accent was a bit off putting but the character was great no complain there, needs better CGI. Generic miner story. Blond girl was interesting AF!, too bad she had little time on screen. I honestly cared more about her than the main character. Can you get more boring than that wolf story but twisted into bears, wtf? You couldnt afforf Wolf CGI? BORING MAIN CHARACTER
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Bad Trip (2021)
10/10
Not even close to bad grandpa, this is actually funny!
9 November 2020
Great reactions, cool pranks, lots of everything, not every joke landed on me and some skits went for too long but OMG THE ENDGING!

Eric andre delivers, giving us something we didn't even know we wanted
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9/10
The music could be a lot better
26 October 2020
A caveman drummer srsly? how is he not freaking out? Why does the robot repeats his name? why give him such weird and unfunny personality? Boring historical characters.

B&T's daughters were pretty cool, woke sure but not preachy at all so I loved them but at the end I was a little dissapointed by the song they made.
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Star Trek: Discovery (2017–2024)
1/10
Like badly written fanfiction
21 October 2020
70% of the dialogues are unnecesary exposition about the boring main character and I'm not even talking about the crew giving constant ship status,that's normal.

Seriously, The Orville had more interesting dialogues and characters.

It only took me a few minutes of the first episode to know this would be trash, still, I kept on watching hoping it would get better. Not happening.
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Santa Clarita Diet (2017–2019)
7/10
Loved the show but now I hate Drew barrymore
9 October 2020
She really has a way to suck the fun out of the show, via bad acting or bad attempts at comedy. Like seriously, how many times did she need to make the ''I get horny eating humans bit'' before she notices not ever her show husband cares, actually, his only reaction looks more like 'why would she think anyone cares or that this is funny?'

Honestly, if it wasn't for the husband I would've dropped the show at episode 1. Great first couple of seasons but they keep introducing really dumb new characters like ron, a guy that literally screams these guys secret and what do they do? Something stupid for sure, at that kind of things take away any seriousness that made the show great at first. By season 3 the show is just a cool premise piñata filled with idiotic characters than only idiots would find funny or believable at all.

You'll love this show if you can stand Drew barrymore doing increasingly dumber things while acting as if everyone who questions that retarded decitions is a cruel person. Sure, the husband fixes everything most of the time but as the show advances you'll realize that she's just an obnoxious idiot that loves guilt tripping her husband into fixing problems that are 100% her fault.

Timothy Olyphant saved this show for me, hell, even the 'kid' actor were pretty good but DB could be replaced by anyone and it could only improve things.
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Maniac (2018)
8/10
Dream Corp LLC but serious
22 August 2020
Not a bad show at all, in fact I watched 80% of it in one go. Jonah Hill, amazing all the way. Emma stone, I'll never understand the dumb jokes they force on her characters. Like the armpit thing she did while taking pictures. No matter her role she always ends up with an unfunny gag that's supposed to be funny 'cause it's really not funny. I don't get it. Sonoya Mizuno, loved her character. She could easily be part of the Dream corp universe, or even something anime-esque like Akira while still blending in perfectly.
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