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The Reef: Stalked (2022)
Unbearable to watch
Could not watch it to the end, not even to the middle. It was so dull, stupid, boring and annoying, i had to quit to prevent a brain meltdown.
What a waste of time.
Utter garbage !
Jurassic World Dominion (2022)
Franchise kaputt !
It needs a special kind of stupid incompetence to have so much budget and so many stars and still produce total crap.
What did they try to achieve ?
A mission impossible clon with spontanous dinosaur appearances ?
A James Bond cover with some snakeskin ?
A fast and furious remake on the lizard side ?
No one will ever know.
Only thing that remains sure is:
This is the end of Jurassic Park,
the whole franchise,
forever.
The Man Who Fell to Earth (2022)
Wasted potential
I really tried to like it, i almost was able to force myself to like it. But it did not work. Watching it made me angry and bored at the same time. Dunno what went wrong with the series, watching it did not do me any good. I want the wasted time back, or at least a refund for my dead braincells.
Another waste of time and space in the wasted time and space continuum.
Intergalactic (2021)
Braindeath
It is so painful to watch, you can feel your braincells die.
Not even the political correctness makes any sense, nothing in this show makes even the slightest sense at all. It is so diffuse, so confuse that you might need to learn to think again.
This show really can harm your brain, watchout !
The Planters (2019)
To cope or not to cope
We all have problems, some more, some even more more.
So, if you like explosions, car chases, people randomly shooting at each other, then you should prolly not watch this ingenious pearl.
If you have a functioning brain, and want to be slightly amused and perhaps mildly surprised, then you could give it a try.
One thing for a fact is sure, you will never look at and into a tin box at the same way ever again. :)
Magnum P.I. (2018)
Political correct downfall
The new doctrine to program the sheeple for the new world order conquers Hawai and ruins Magnum. The reboot of a real fun and watchable tv series ruins the Magnum universe and sets new borderline borders for what is correct and what you are allowed to think.
Allways memorize: White hetero males are guilty. White hetero males are the enemy. All white hetero males are criminals and have to be shot or imprisoned.
If you memorized this lesson well, then the reboot of Magnum has done its job.
I stopped watching the show after the 2.12. dumbest episode ever. I really could not stand watching it any longer, allthough some of the actors are most likeable.
I am a white hetero male and don't want to be victimized any longer. In fact it made me angry and angrier to watch this reboot of a good tv show. If i had a time machine, i would go back in time to stop myself watching the first and every other episode of this failed reboot. Or i could just go further back in time and kill the first amoeba before it could evolve into anything that would produce something like this reboot !
Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
Thank god, it is over now.
I used all of my willpower to watch the last episode through to the end. I wanted, i needed to give up so badly every 5-10 mins that i had to use jedi mind tricks to force myself into continueing to watch, against better judgement, against my will.
It was hard. It was hard to watch. It was even harder to not instantly loose most of my brainpower. I think i lost some of it, it may even have lowered my IQ a few points. But i did it. I watched this sorrowfull piece of pieces without story, without line, without reason to exist. And i believe the actors tried their best and gave it all, for nothing.
I am so glad that story is now told, and it is told to its grave and it is buried deep deep in a grave far far away.
Thank god it is over.
If you are a starwars fan, just watch "The Mandalorian" tv-series and forget about the last three Star Wars movies, for your own sake and for the sake of your braincells.
RIP Star Wars