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Keep Breathing (2022)
Keep flashbacking.
If you're into flashbacks, and more flashbacks, and then 3 seconds of wilderness, and then more flashbacks, this is the movie for you! Made it partway through the second episode and couldn't do it anymore. It has an interesting premise, a good start, and rapidly devolves into nothing but flashbacks. If you're looking for something like Cast Away, but in the woods, keep looking because this isn't it! I'm not sure why I have to drone on for 600 characters, but I guess it's a similar experience to the droning flashbacks like the show has. Skip it or be ready to fast forward a lot, because this movie lives in the past.
The Blackwell Ghost (2017)
Clearly faked
Everything is explainable by his wife running around doing stuff when he lingers for long periods looking away. Neat little mocumentary but just that. Is about 45 minutes of why was this included filler. I strongly suggest skipping this or just having it on in the background, there's only 2 spots where you need to be hyper focused on what's going on. I don't know why imdb wants me to use 600 characters to explain how bad this is but it won't let me post otherwise, do yourself a favor and watch another found footage instead, this will just leave you feeling annoyed and unsatisfied at the end of the film.
Station Eleven (2021)
Should've been a movie.
There is too much nothing happening for long periods of time. I don't understand all the insane good reviews, unless they watched the first episode, wrote their review, then forgot to come back and change. It draggggggs on forrrreeeeevvvveeerrrrrr.
Eternals (2021)
Slowwwwwwwww
This movie is easily 45 minutes too long. It dragssssssss onnnnnnnnn foreverrrrrrrrrrr. It's terribly boring and slow as well. Very little humor, very little action, waaaaaay too much drama. I don't know how people enjoyed this movie. I'm guessing it's some kind of setup for.... Something? I don't know. But it was bad. 3 stars for the few jokes and one liners it did have.
Inhumans (2017)
It was ok
Has done fun dialog, a lot of funny one liners, but I'll probably never watch it again. At times it seemed to have a super low budget, other times it looked great. Not as bad as some reviews are saying.
The Hunt (2020)
If you need a laugh, this is it!
Funny as hell! If you need some joy in your life, this is it! Starts off a little... Unusual... But ends up being a good time! I honestly went into it thinking it was a serious movie from the description, and was disappointed at first, but ended up loving the humor!
Mortal Kombat (2021)
Go watch the original.
This has a few redeeming moments, but the original is better.
Tom and Jerry (2021)
Did I watch the same movie?
Everyone complains Tom and Jerry weren't in this movie? Did I watch the wrong one? I thought it was hilarious, full of laughs!
WandaVision (2021)
Needs to go somewhere, and fast
The show gets much better, but they should have dropped the first 4 episodes all at once, not 2. I stand by my original statement that it goes nowhere fast, and the credits are WAY too long.
Original review:
I have no idea how people are giving this more than 5 or 6 stars. It needs to go somewhere and fast. We're 3 episodes in and almost nothing of value has happened so far. People are finding all these double meanings that aren't there. The show isn't subtle, it's blatant there's something 'going on' not nuanced like people are implying in their reviews. They need to stop slow walking the audience there and give us some substance, and fast. So far this show is in the bottom quarter as far as quality goes to marvel stuff.
Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)
It's a DC movie in all the bad ways
The first movie was AMAZING! This however is just... Awful. Bad special effects, bad writing, bad everything. I'm so disappointed in this monstrosity. It's a DC movie in all the bad ways.
Batman and Harley Quinn (2017)
Much better than the current garbage series
I have no idea how this has a lower rating than the current series. The humor is there, the voice acting is there, the animation is on point, it's all there! Yet, somehow, that dumpster fire of a series has a better rating than this. I don't get it.
Watch this movie, I watched it on a limited showing way back when it was in theaters and bought the dvd that week. It's great!
Harley Quinn (2019)
No accent, easy to turn off
I LOVE Harley Quinn, I watched Batman the Animated Series growing up, but 5 minutes of this show with no accent made it a hard pass. I don't want Cuoco's "take" on the character.
Apparently people like it, but I couldn't make it through the first episode without the accent. It's part of what makes her so lovable.
Infinity Chamber (2016)
It's ok
Nothing kind bending, it's OK, good way to kill some time but nothing earth shattering.
100 Humans (2020)
Pandering
Lots of man hating, blaming boomers, etc in this show. If they left all that out it might have been ok, but they're seriously pushing messages more than they are trying to determine anything. It's not even that subtle. The stuff they make the people do is entertaining, but the messages they're trying to push made me turn it off.
El hoyo (2019)
There isn't an ending
Starts off very interesting and seems like it might be kinda like Cube, but doesn't have a satisfying ending, which nuked the score down from me. I could feel like it was gonna happen (just like Cube) and here we are.
Frozen II (2019)
Straight to DVD?
Reminds me of straight to DVD movies. Olaf is literally the only saving grace and why I gave it 3 instead of 1. Way too many songs, even for a Disney movie. First one was a lot better.
Aladdin (2019)
Made for TV movie?
This was garbage. How it has such a high rating I have no idea. The casting was awful, Jafar looks like he's like 25, Aladdin looks like he's in his mid 30s, it's like someone watched the movie 15 years ago and tried to remake it from memory. Avoid.
Noelle (2019)
Charming and rewatchable
Anna Kendrick did amazing in this role. I want it on Blu Ray already. I don't know how people don't love this movie!
Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
Bad fan fic
It's like they took a bunch of bad fan fic and rolled it together into a movie. There's a few redeeming scenes, but as a whole it's just a hit pile of garbage. It's OK if you don't think of it as a star wars movie, and just a stand alone space movie, but even then... It's rough...
In the Tall Grass (2019)
Don't waste you're time
Unless you're just looking for background noise while you play on your phone or something don't bother. It starts off interesting and then it's just lots of grass shot and screaming.
Little Evil (2017)
One time watch
Zero re-watch ability but if you're looking for something to fill time it's not bad. Still not sure why they refer to the one lady as a guy.
Black Summer (2019)
Pretty good!
Has a healthy pacing of action, occasional joke thrown in, and down time. Not too much walking around, too much run and gun, etc. I hope they make a season 2.
Doctor Dolittle (1998)
Freaking HILARIOUS!
I don't know why this is rated so low, it's freaking hilarious! Not good for little kids because of the language, but still funny as hell!
The I-Land (2019)
Garbage
Made it through almost 2 episodes. The acting is so bad we just couldn't do it anymore.
Captain Marvel (2019)
It's like bad fan fiction
Terrible dry acting from Bree in this. It's a good thing the supporting actor Samuel was there to carry the scenes, but wow, this was bad. My girlfriend wanted me to turn it off halfway through but I wanted to see it at least once. It's like really bad fan fiction with a budget.