I just came back from The Dark Knight and I walked out stunned, along with a theater PACKED with people. Everyone seemed happy. Two-face and the Joker's appearance were amazing. Two-face was in it long enough for me to be satisfied. The Joker had the best acting in the whole movie, making me chill every time he talked. Christian Bale's Batman voice made me think "Awesome!". Some scenes surprised me, especially when the Joker cut open the man's mouth and when Two-Face threatened to shoot Gordon's son. The best part in the entire movie though was every scene. So to make this a little shorter than it is... Best movie I've seen in a loooooooong time. I HIGHLY recommend it. 10 stars.
Reviews
17 Reviews
Titanic
(1997)
To Make a long story short without over doing it... it sucks.
27 March 2008
Warning: Spoilers
This is possibly, one of the WORST films ever created. They ruin a tragic moment in history by making a tragic movie. The movie focuses way to much on a cheesy love story that is extremely pointless, I mean, if the dude dies, why the flip would they make a freaking 3 hour movie about making sexual pictures and extremely slow story, and then... he drowns after she says, "I'll never let go, Jack, so here, I'll just let your body go into the cold depths," DOES THAT REALLY FREAKING MAKE SINCE AT ALL?! The only good part in the movie was when he died, I was so happy because he wouldn't shut up. And right now, my cousin is trying to murder me with an iPod cord while Im badly commenting her all time favorite movie. I think if I was this age right now and I saw it in theaters, I would laugh because of the extreme slowness. But I did like the visual effects, they were pretty good, the special effects weren't that good though. Even though I could go on for days watching that dude who falls off the ship and smacks that fan and laugh a lot until it hurts. But, as I say in my title.
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'nough said.
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
(I) (2000 Video Game)
The Graphics are terrible, but who cares about Graphics if you have this game?
6 February 2008
Graphics is far from the best part of the game. This is the number one best TH game in the series. Next to Underground. It deserves strong love. It is an insane game. There are massive levels, massive unlockable characters... it's just a massive game. Waste your money on this game. This is the kind of money that is wasted properly. And even though graphics suck, thats doesn't make a game good. Actually, the graphics were good at the time. Today the graphics are crap. WHO CARES? As they say in Canada, This is the fun game, aye. (You get to go to Canada in THPS3) Well, I don't know if they say that, but they might. who knows. Well, Canadian people do. Wait a minute, I'm getting off topic. This game rocks. Buy it, play it, enjoy it, love it. It's PURE BRILLIANCE.
Spider-Man
(2002)
A Classic and Masterpiece
4 February 2008
Throughout the years, several movies have flopped and died out. Like Daredevil, Fantastic Four, Batman and Robin. But throughout these years, a popular modern-day classic comes that will live on for the rest of peoples lives. Movies like this never die out, no matter if a person really doesn't like it. Spider-Man is a classic. I don't think a single remake will match the magic of Spider-Man.
This movie, Spider-Man has been a classic ever since its release. Movies like this never come out anymore. Movies suck today. Spider-Man is one of the movies that made us wonder why we like movies in the first place. Batman Begins has to be the only super hero movie I liked besides this one. They are actually both classics. 10/10 for Batman Begins. And 10/10 for Spider-Man (2002)
This movie, Spider-Man has been a classic ever since its release. Movies like this never come out anymore. Movies suck today. Spider-Man is one of the movies that made us wonder why we like movies in the first place. Batman Begins has to be the only super hero movie I liked besides this one. They are actually both classics. 10/10 for Batman Begins. And 10/10 for Spider-Man (2002)
School of Rock
(2003)
This has to be one of the greatest comedies ever made!
1 January 2008
Warning: Spoilers
Dewey Finn has just been kicked out of his band for his annoying behavior, and when he has to pay a large rent for his roommate's (Ned Shneebly) room, he is accidentally given a job at a school originally for Ned. When he goes to the school, he expects nothing amazing. But when he realizes that almost every single kid has talent in music, he makes an idea to make the kids into a rock band so he can get money for Battle of the Bands, he slowly begins to get attached to the kids and becomes great friends with them.
This is a great movie. There are not many adult jokes, and hardly any cussing. It's a great movie. It's funny and rocking all at the same time! "It's Rockin' Funny!" - Bradboy1029, IMDb member.
This is a great movie. There are not many adult jokes, and hardly any cussing. It's a great movie. It's funny and rocking all at the same time! "It's Rockin' Funny!" - Bradboy1029, IMDb member.
Tony Hawk's Underground 2
(2004 Video Game)
Don't waste your money.
1 August 2007
This is what I call a terrible game. It's a good skater game but the weakest, worst, annoying, and retarded Tony Hawk game. It's a terrible game which shouldn't of been made. It was awful. I was expecting an amazing sequel to the best Tony Hawk game, but it ended up being the worst sequel of them all. I wanted to claw my eyes out while playing. Just don't waste your money. It's not worth it... Just get Underground 1 and you will be happy and unannoyed. A terrible game. Just don't get it. If you are a true Tony Hawk fan: STAY AWAY FROM THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You will barf. Like I almost did. Even though I had surgery and can't throw up. Honestly. Don't get it. Just awful.
Pirates!
(2004 Video Game)
Already a classic, even if has been remade from a classic
29 June 2007
What an amazing game! Pirates! is an amazing game that anyone who is even stupid could play.
The game play is simple but it is one of my favorite games. I have never in my entire life played a game like this, the sword fights are pretty dang realistic! I just can't surpass the amazement of this game, it is just "Perfecto" A great game, I am even getting the PSP and a copy of the computer game from some friends from my church (Who just scared the crap out of me with one of those jumping scary videos with the monsters popping at the screen unexpectedly) This is a fun game, get it, it is addictive and fun, you have to get this game.
ENJOY!
The game play is simple but it is one of my favorite games. I have never in my entire life played a game like this, the sword fights are pretty dang realistic! I just can't surpass the amazement of this game, it is just "Perfecto" A great game, I am even getting the PSP and a copy of the computer game from some friends from my church (Who just scared the crap out of me with one of those jumping scary videos with the monsters popping at the screen unexpectedly) This is a fun game, get it, it is addictive and fun, you have to get this game.
ENJOY!
Daxter
(2006 Video Game)
I have never played a better spin-off game before!
30 December 2006
It's incredible, trust me, you will love this game!
The graphics connect incredibly to the PS2 version of the games, Jak and Daxter, Jak 2, Jak 3, and Jak X.
It is also funny.
The action is very fun and it is not a boring game!
You have to try this game out, it's entertaining and exciting!
But most of all, the best part is you are the greatest bug exterminator who ever lived!
But don't take my word for it! Try it out!
P.S: You have to have a PSP because it wasn't released on PS2. And I didn't think this game would be good!
But... BOY WAS I WRONG!
The graphics connect incredibly to the PS2 version of the games, Jak and Daxter, Jak 2, Jak 3, and Jak X.
It is also funny.
The action is very fun and it is not a boring game!
You have to try this game out, it's entertaining and exciting!
But most of all, the best part is you are the greatest bug exterminator who ever lived!
But don't take my word for it! Try it out!
P.S: You have to have a PSP because it wasn't released on PS2. And I didn't think this game would be good!
But... BOY WAS I WRONG!
Truly Remarkable! Great Music! Great Effects! Great Acting! Great Battle Scenes! GREAT!!
15 December 2006
Warning: Spoilers
Probably one of the greatest fantasy movies I have ever seen! I wasn't really impressed by the old movie and book, but the movie was truly better even though they took out a little. Some lines still make me laugh. Like
Peter: Yes, but I am sure the professor wouldn't mind us using these. (Peter passes some fur jackets) Edmund: But this is a girl's coat! Peter: I know.
That one still gets me!
I didn't expect much from it. But when I first saw it, I really had to pee over and over. And it was the day of Christmas. It was, like, 10:00 at the time and I was exhausted. But when I watched it the second time, I really loved it. The music makes me nearly cry because of it's beauty. One day, I am dreaming to become a producer, director, and writer, etc. And I hope to have great composers like the composer in this movie.
It was also very intense, and the witch creeps you out even though she is supposed to be beautiful. The acting makes the intensity! The music does it! The actors' and actress' reactions make the movie. But most of all... ASLAN MADE THIS MOVIE! I LOVED HIS VOICE! AND HE ALSO KILLED THE WHITE WITCH, Jadas.
If you have not seen this yet, you are missing out on 100 tons of a great fantasy! You need to see this movie!
Peter: Yes, but I am sure the professor wouldn't mind us using these. (Peter passes some fur jackets) Edmund: But this is a girl's coat! Peter: I know.
That one still gets me!
I didn't expect much from it. But when I first saw it, I really had to pee over and over. And it was the day of Christmas. It was, like, 10:00 at the time and I was exhausted. But when I watched it the second time, I really loved it. The music makes me nearly cry because of it's beauty. One day, I am dreaming to become a producer, director, and writer, etc. And I hope to have great composers like the composer in this movie.
It was also very intense, and the witch creeps you out even though she is supposed to be beautiful. The acting makes the intensity! The music does it! The actors' and actress' reactions make the movie. But most of all... ASLAN MADE THIS MOVIE! I LOVED HIS VOICE! AND HE ALSO KILLED THE WHITE WITCH, Jadas.
If you have not seen this yet, you are missing out on 100 tons of a great fantasy! You need to see this movie!
Just like the first 2; AMAZING! (DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE!!)
3 November 2006
Warning: Spoilers
Yeah, the lines are a tad bit cheesy, but lets face it... It's RATED G! All G rated films have cheesy lines (Except The Hunchback of Notre Dame) The Plot is amazing, and even though it was fast paced, it had a great concept. The acting was incredible! The Sets were incredible, and the ending with bloopers and Jack Frost warming into a nice white freak just made me want to say... huh? and HA!
The Little baby at the end, Buddy Claus, was so adorable. Niel was just as funny then the first, his calm relaxed features just want to make you fall on the ground. The P.A. announcer during the North Pole resort was funny and had some hysterical, yet random lines... "SHAVE A REINDEER, ONLY FIVE DOLLARS" Was one of his lines... WHAT?! That is so random!!!!!!!!!!
Tim Allen was funny again and his in-laws were laughable. Frost was funny. But my favorite PART was when Jack Frost goes back in time to become Santa and changes the North Pole into an amusement park...
Overall, it was a great movie. I HIGHLY recommend it to everyone for a holiday spirit movie.
GO SEE IT, FOR PETE'S SAKE!
(Who's Pete)
The Little baby at the end, Buddy Claus, was so adorable. Niel was just as funny then the first, his calm relaxed features just want to make you fall on the ground. The P.A. announcer during the North Pole resort was funny and had some hysterical, yet random lines... "SHAVE A REINDEER, ONLY FIVE DOLLARS" Was one of his lines... WHAT?! That is so random!!!!!!!!!!
Tim Allen was funny again and his in-laws were laughable. Frost was funny. But my favorite PART was when Jack Frost goes back in time to become Santa and changes the North Pole into an amusement park...
Overall, it was a great movie. I HIGHLY recommend it to everyone for a holiday spirit movie.
GO SEE IT, FOR PETE'S SAKE!
(Who's Pete)
Napoleon Dynamite
(2004)
Napoleon Dynamite starring Jon Heder
10 September 2006
Warning: Spoilers
Many comedy's have been released but some are just plain stupid, yeah this movie is like that, it is just a lot more funnier more than stupid. Napoleon Dynamite is a teenager who goes to high school in Idaho. He has an afro, large glasses, tucked in shirt all the time, and some "SWEET!" moon boots. This is the story of his life. When Napoleon and his brother, Kip's grandma leaves. They have to live on their own until their grandma is injured during her trip to the dunes while she is Four-wheeling and their nasty Uncle Rico comes. Napoleon hates him which is a problem. When he is at school, he meets a friend from Mexico named Pedro. He has the "Friggin' sweet" sledgehammer bike, a mustache and an Awesome wig (which he has to wear after he shaves his hair) And when Pedro figures out about a presidential election for the school, he asks Napoleon to help with him. Which concludes to the best part of the film. Napoleon Dynamite gets an awesome song, puts it in the large CD player and dances to it. Oh yeah, did I mention he dances if front of the ENTIRE SCHOOL! Believe or not, he is brilliant. Deb, who is a girl who is a shy quiet girl helps Pedro and Napoleon after the school dance.
At the end, Napoleon and Deb like each other.
There is a scene after the ending credits. It is probably the most hilarious "after-the-end-credits" scene ever. Kip gets married to Lawfanduh. A black sexy woman which he meets on the computer by a chat room. Kips sings a ridiculous (but hilarious song) He is off key and very quiet, this is the song.
Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever? We met in a chat room now our love's con fully groomed Yes, I love technology, but not as much as you see. But I still love technology always and forever. Our love is like a flock of doves flying up to heaven above. Yes the whole wide world is great but you, you make me salvivate always and forever (starts crying) always and forever Why do you need me-
He is then interrupted by Napoleon as he gallops on a horse and gives it to Kip and Lawfanduh. Then, hilariously, Napoleon says... "Luckyyyy!"
That's my review, a truly hilarious film. I STRONGLY recommended it.
If you have the time, try to find it at your local DVD and video store. It's worth it!
At the end, Napoleon and Deb like each other.
There is a scene after the ending credits. It is probably the most hilarious "after-the-end-credits" scene ever. Kip gets married to Lawfanduh. A black sexy woman which he meets on the computer by a chat room. Kips sings a ridiculous (but hilarious song) He is off key and very quiet, this is the song.
Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever? We met in a chat room now our love's con fully groomed Yes, I love technology, but not as much as you see. But I still love technology always and forever. Our love is like a flock of doves flying up to heaven above. Yes the whole wide world is great but you, you make me salvivate always and forever (starts crying) always and forever Why do you need me-
He is then interrupted by Napoleon as he gallops on a horse and gives it to Kip and Lawfanduh. Then, hilariously, Napoleon says... "Luckyyyy!"
That's my review, a truly hilarious film. I STRONGLY recommended it.
If you have the time, try to find it at your local DVD and video store. It's worth it!
The Movies
(2005 Video Game)
The Movies: Stunts and Effects: Expansion Pack... Wow!!!
13 August 2006
Warning: Spoilers
Okay, who ever has played The Movies original game and you have not tried it yet. Either borrow it, buy a copy. This is tons much better than the original game.
You may think it is a brand new game, but the only way you can play it is if you bought the original because it is an expansion pack. It is just giving you more choices to choose from then the original. You can either start in like in the original game, or do a quick start, which has you able to start in 1960, which is when you are able to start with all the effects. Or if you go to sand box, and go over year 1960, you will have more stuff and all the stunts things will be set immediately for you.
It is a whole lot better. You can have buildings blow up, cars blow up. Heck, you can have people blow up. You can have stunt men and a hospital for the injured. Stunt man or not. You can have movies like Godzilla with the miniature city set. You can have blue screens, or green screens. And tons and tons and tons more for you to choose for.
This game is a whole lot of fun, you have so much stuff. It is just so cool. The game-play is a lot better. The sets are better. And Heck, the expansion pack is better.
A whole lot more. So get the game soon. It is definitely worth it.
Get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You may think it is a brand new game, but the only way you can play it is if you bought the original because it is an expansion pack. It is just giving you more choices to choose from then the original. You can either start in like in the original game, or do a quick start, which has you able to start in 1960, which is when you are able to start with all the effects. Or if you go to sand box, and go over year 1960, you will have more stuff and all the stunts things will be set immediately for you.
It is a whole lot better. You can have buildings blow up, cars blow up. Heck, you can have people blow up. You can have stunt men and a hospital for the injured. Stunt man or not. You can have movies like Godzilla with the miniature city set. You can have blue screens, or green screens. And tons and tons and tons more for you to choose for.
This game is a whole lot of fun, you have so much stuff. It is just so cool. The game-play is a lot better. The sets are better. And Heck, the expansion pack is better.
A whole lot more. So get the game soon. It is definitely worth it.
Get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Phil of the Future
(2004–2006)
This show is pretty retarded
3 July 2006
Lets get things straight, the plot is way to obviously obvious. The Acting is terrible, worse then The Suite Life of Zack and Cody (but I actually like that show) Ricky Ullman has been praised in the Disney Channel Studio for some reason after that retarded movie Pixel Perfect and started to be loved by the Channel.
Alyson McShacka or however you spell it is the only one who is a kid that can act. She is pretty also, but I don't understand how they try to get Phil and Her together if they are 100 years apart. But she is a good actor and has a career going for her on Disney Channel.
I forgot the name but, Pim, is the worst actor in the entire show, she can not act evil and Ricky Ullman and Pim cannot switch because they can't act in the first place.
The Parents, they are some of my favorite characters. They save the show if it is getting boring. 'Nough said.
Curtis and Mr. Hackett are the funniest characters and no one can change that beside the fact that they stopped making the episode.
Well, it is a bad show, but the last characters make the show better Thank you for your time
Alyson McShacka or however you spell it is the only one who is a kid that can act. She is pretty also, but I don't understand how they try to get Phil and Her together if they are 100 years apart. But she is a good actor and has a career going for her on Disney Channel.
I forgot the name but, Pim, is the worst actor in the entire show, she can not act evil and Ricky Ullman and Pim cannot switch because they can't act in the first place.
The Parents, they are some of my favorite characters. They save the show if it is getting boring. 'Nough said.
Curtis and Mr. Hackett are the funniest characters and no one can change that beside the fact that they stopped making the episode.
Well, it is a bad show, but the last characters make the show better Thank you for your time
Superman Returns
(2006)
This is one of my favorite Superhero movies
3 July 2006
I saw this yesterday and I was surprised, The acting was great, the humor made me laughing, the action scenes rocked, but the thing I liked about it was that there was barely any swearing. When the police cop was about to say the "S" word, they cut it out right when he was about to say "t".
Kevin Spacey Rocked as Lex, Brandon Routh also rocked, all the others did also. The Boy who played Jason was adorable.
The Plot was awesome and the person who cast the people did a great job. The sets were amazing also.
You should see this movie. It is the must-see of the year. Well, the summer at least.
Kevin Spacey Rocked as Lex, Brandon Routh also rocked, all the others did also. The Boy who played Jason was adorable.
The Plot was awesome and the person who cast the people did a great job. The sets were amazing also.
You should see this movie. It is the must-see of the year. Well, the summer at least.
The Suite Life of Zack & Cody
(2005–2008)
It's okay
29 June 2006
I was laughing at this till I couldn't laugh anymore, but when the season right when Teen Trends episode and the Horse episode, the show started to stink. Through the entire show, Dylan and Cole Sprouse can't act (no offense) They are poor, they probably try to act, but the key to act is if you know you Can act.
Ashley Tisdale is my least favorite character. She acts horribly and I can't believe they picked her for the part of Maddie, every time she corrects London she makes a "you are such an idiot" movement which makes me want to sue the show.
London, okay, she can be the most annoying character, but she is okay.
Mr. Moseby is one of my favorite characters, he is hilarious, he makes the best quotes and saves the show is something unfunny happens and always make me non stop in laughing.
Estaban is hilarious, he also saves the show if it is getting boring, if you like nuts, forgien, hilarious characters, check out this character.
And last, but not least... Arwin, in one word, Hysterical! He is the only one who is given the "Full House" lines. He wants to make you fall out of your bed, chair or couch. The funniest episode he is in is the episode when Jesse McCarteny comes to the tip ton.
Laugh your head off with, Arwin, Estaban, and Mr. Moseby and you will like this show better then the other characters.
Ashley Tisdale is my least favorite character. She acts horribly and I can't believe they picked her for the part of Maddie, every time she corrects London she makes a "you are such an idiot" movement which makes me want to sue the show.
London, okay, she can be the most annoying character, but she is okay.
Mr. Moseby is one of my favorite characters, he is hilarious, he makes the best quotes and saves the show is something unfunny happens and always make me non stop in laughing.
Estaban is hilarious, he also saves the show if it is getting boring, if you like nuts, forgien, hilarious characters, check out this character.
And last, but not least... Arwin, in one word, Hysterical! He is the only one who is given the "Full House" lines. He wants to make you fall out of your bed, chair or couch. The funniest episode he is in is the episode when Jesse McCarteny comes to the tip ton.
Laugh your head off with, Arwin, Estaban, and Mr. Moseby and you will like this show better then the other characters.
Full House
(1987–1995)
I Love this show!
29 June 2006
I try to watch it everyday most of the time, and even though I have watched it for the past 4 years, I have not seen every episode.
The Show is about Danny Tanner who is guy who does news for sports. His wife is killed by a car accident from a drunk driver and he asks Jesse, an Elvis maniac with a motorcycle and has an obsession of his hair. Joey, an adult kid who does comedy and does voices of cartoons all the time to take care of his three girls, Donna Joe, they call her D.J., Stephinie who is the second oldest and Michelle, the youngest.
They all live under one roof with no one to help them out.
Later in the show, Jesse gets a girl friend and later is married to her and have twins, Nicki and Alex. (this starts to happen in the new seasons) This show is awesome, if you like The Suite life of Zack and Cody, That's so Raven, Boy Meets world, and Designing Woman, you will love this. (It starts to get better in the ending seasons) Watch it, you will love it!
The Show is about Danny Tanner who is guy who does news for sports. His wife is killed by a car accident from a drunk driver and he asks Jesse, an Elvis maniac with a motorcycle and has an obsession of his hair. Joey, an adult kid who does comedy and does voices of cartoons all the time to take care of his three girls, Donna Joe, they call her D.J., Stephinie who is the second oldest and Michelle, the youngest.
They all live under one roof with no one to help them out.
Later in the show, Jesse gets a girl friend and later is married to her and have twins, Nicki and Alex. (this starts to happen in the new seasons) This show is awesome, if you like The Suite life of Zack and Cody, That's so Raven, Boy Meets world, and Designing Woman, you will love this. (It starts to get better in the ending seasons) Watch it, you will love it!
My Favorite Harry Potter so Far!!!
27 June 2006
Warning: Spoilers
I was kind of scared this wouldn't be as good because the time limit, but I was Impressed from a new director, like in Harry Potter 3, Alfonso something, didn't do that great. But when seeing this, I couldn't wait to see the fifth movie.
The Movie starts with A man making coffee and then sees a light light up in the riddle house. He walks to the house and looks into a room with villains talking then one of them notices the man from a snake, then he gets killed by a spell.
At the end, Cedric Diggory, one of the Tri-Wizard Tournament contestants which is a game where 3 people complete in 3 games, who ever wins gets Eternal Glory, But Mysteriously, Harry is picked by some one. Anyway, Cedric is killed by that spell and Harry and Voldemort duel to the death. Priori Incantatem, Avada Kadavra V.S. Expelliarmous and then the ghost's of Harry's parents, the man, and Cedric. Harry's dad's ghost tells him when it is ready to let go of the spell because the spells are connecting then his mom says let go and all the ghost hit Voldemort and Harry Escapes with Cedric body.
Mad-Eye Moody, Harry's defense against the dark arts teacher turns out to be one of Voldemort's minions and The real Mad-Eye is trapped in a large box. No one wins the tournament but the ending has a happy/sad ending.
This movie rocks!, anyone who is a fan of action, adventure, sport, fantasy, romance, comedy, drama, or thriller, You must see this movie!!
The Movie starts with A man making coffee and then sees a light light up in the riddle house. He walks to the house and looks into a room with villains talking then one of them notices the man from a snake, then he gets killed by a spell.
At the end, Cedric Diggory, one of the Tri-Wizard Tournament contestants which is a game where 3 people complete in 3 games, who ever wins gets Eternal Glory, But Mysteriously, Harry is picked by some one. Anyway, Cedric is killed by that spell and Harry and Voldemort duel to the death. Priori Incantatem, Avada Kadavra V.S. Expelliarmous and then the ghost's of Harry's parents, the man, and Cedric. Harry's dad's ghost tells him when it is ready to let go of the spell because the spells are connecting then his mom says let go and all the ghost hit Voldemort and Harry Escapes with Cedric body.
Mad-Eye Moody, Harry's defense against the dark arts teacher turns out to be one of Voldemort's minions and The real Mad-Eye is trapped in a large box. No one wins the tournament but the ending has a happy/sad ending.
This movie rocks!, anyone who is a fan of action, adventure, sport, fantasy, romance, comedy, drama, or thriller, You must see this movie!!
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