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Surf Ninjas (1993)
My Favorite Movie
Everything about this movie is ridiculous. The plot is dumb, the characters are cheesy, as the jokes are lame. It is one of the most hysterical movies I have ever watched.
I saw it first when I was about 10 because my little brother was on a ninja movies kick. I think I liked it better than he did. Of course, back then I thought Johnny was cute.
I'm quite a lot older now, and this movie still makes me laugh as I hard today as I did then. As pathetic as this movie is, it has to be my favorite.
I think everyone on the planet should see this movie at least a dozen times. It's not a cinematic masterpiece, but it's worth every minute.
The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)
Dreadful
This movie should have been advertised as a horror movie, not a comedy! I wasn't expecting a cinematic masterpiece, but hoped for something at least vaguely familiar. It was supposed to be based on a great classic TV show. The only similarities between this movie and the show were the names of the characters, and the General Lee. Obviously it can't be like the original, but it was like all of the characters had personality transplants. Why does everyone seem to think that crudeness and vulgarity are necessary to make a movie? The TV show didn't need it. Sure, the original Dukes of Hazard was kind of dumb, but I think that was the point. It was funny.I could only watch about 20 minutes before the overwhelming desire to shove red-hot needles under my fingers struck. This is definitely #1 on my list of least favorite movies.