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Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)
The second best MB TF movie
This film has a quite a bit dragging it down with some of the lacklustre characters, terrible writing at times, and Prime's terrible morals showing yet again in this film. However this film is the definition of an epic blockbuster, it's visually stunning with by far the most amazing final battle in Transformers history in terms of visual scope (I still think Deadlock in TFP is the best overall). The score by Steve Jablonsky is fantastic as usual and elevates the epic feel that this film gets across. A solid 9/10 because I adore this franchise and also because this movie just slaps in so many regards.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
It's pretty terrible but for a movie that wasn't even written in the first place... it's entertaining.
ROTF is a huge mess of a movie, scenes in this movie feel hastily glued to each other and some things happen for no real reason in this movie. ROTF has perhaps the worst exposition dump I've ever seen in a movie ever, with the whole segment starting with Sam Mikaela and Leo visiting Simmons, and ending with Jetfire sending the trio to find the Matrix just being one huge 20 minute exposition dump. Some of the very poor taste humour shows here too with the addition of the Twins, which further drags this film into the mud. That being said the movie is surprisingly entertaining and has my favourite action scene in the franchise, which also happens to be one of my favourite action sequences in film history; that being the Forest battle scene between Optimus and Megatron, Starscream, and Grindor. I give the film a 5/10 for managing to entertain me for its 2 1/2 hour runtime.
Transformers (2007)
Not great, but not bad.
The '07 movie is the best live action Transformers movie, the effects are mind-numbingly jaw dropping and along with the effects in ROTF and DOTM are the best I've ever seen in film history. The action is like really really really good, the opening scene with Blackout in Qatar is a bone chilling introduction to the live action TF universe, and introduces us to one of the most badass and intimidating robots in the franchise. The characters are somewhat whatever, but I feel Shia did a really good job as Sam in this movie, I somehow miss Sam in many regards and prefer him way more over Cade. I also really liked Turturro as Simmons over the course of the franchise. Sure the characters are kinda mid, but I really enjoy this movie. The score by Steve Jablonsky is also iconic and is very memorable, it's one of my favourite scores of all time and across the first three films it definitely adds a lot (you kind of just forget about it in AOE and TLK as you're subject to a lethal dosage of awful moviemaking). I keep coming back to this movie to relive childhood memories. Compared to the s**tshows that are ROTF, AOE, and TLK, this movie is very very solid, one of my favourites for sure.
Cobardes (2008)
Is ok
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The Room (2003)
An absolute masterpiece of 21st century filmmaking
Tommy Wiseau's acting is on point, the story is refreshing and has various twists and turns, the characters are interesting and have personalities, very unlike The Godfather.
Best movie ever made 10/10 please help me.
Who Killed Captain Alex? (2010)
Absolute masterpiece of modern cinema
I have no words for this masterpiece of filmmaking. Why watch The Godfather, or Schindler's list, when you can watch this gem of a movie.