jmezzatesta Reviews

Vatican Girl: The Disappearance of Emanuela Orlandi (2022)

Very disappointed...

[4/10 · 20 August 2023]

This series starts with the opening of a tomb within the Vatican, and for me ended when they reveal what WASN'T inside... This whole series is just a bunch of stories about what MAY have happened. Yet the whole it misleads us and makes us think that the mystery was solved... And it wasn't... Just ends with a bunch of "what ifs". So disappointed.

If the series started off without showing the opening of the tomb, implying they find her and we just need see the story before revealing, then I would have given a much higher rating.

This should be rewritten to show the scandals ONLY, of the Vatican. Not a story that you continuously tease us with false evidence, only to tell us you know as much as you did on day 1, 37 years before opening the tomb.

OJ: Guilty in Vegas (2017)

So glad to hear the pov of a low IQ Christian convert

[1/10 · 18 June 2023]

This is seriously one of the lost pathetic things I've ever had to witness.... Such an interesting story, with many angles... And this one one probably the most pathetic, cringe worth stories yet...

If you are so stupid that you have given up on life, only to find the Christian God... You can't be very intelligent. So why would any intelligent person make you the face of this... Omfg I am so annoyed right now... Just another fat, straight (closeted...) white, Christian, who wants to feel important. You are important! You're just another normal white guy! And you're actually really unintelligent!

Why do Christians feel the need to feel so important... Or any religious people? It's been 1000s of years! 1000s! Not 4 years... Not 6 years... Not 827 years.... 1000s!!!multiple 1000s!!!!! Stop listening to idiots! Fml...

The Good Cop (2018)

Tony danza spoiled this great show

[3/10 · 12 June 2023]

He's so creepy... I watch, I love, then Tony tries to sing... Or somehow picks up a beautiful, successful, femenist woman...? Yeh that makes a lot of sense. I wish people would stop justifying creepy guys... Makes us good guys look bad (not that we leave our bedrooms... Scary out there...). And let's be honest, that much plastic and make up does NOT make you look younger, or good... It's scary... Why can't we just age gracefully? Haven't you had enough woman... Face-palm...

Redo without creepy man?

Otherwise it's great! Monk meets Steve Erkle. Would love to finish watching it but I just can't handle danza.

"it's better to burn out then to fade away"

iZombie (2015–2019)

iHaveNoCreativity

[1/10 · 30 March 2023]

Was this made by Apple? No... So why put "i" before the name? Pathetic... If you aren't creative enough to make your own title, how well could you make a TV series... Lol... Well you answered that for us! Typical boring new age teenagers boning eachother. Omg so creative... You should have called each character iSteven. ILauren. IBlowWhistlesAtNewAgeRaves .... Lol.... Pathetic. Stanley Kubrick is turning in his grave. As is any other artist who spent their lives learning an art, only to have dumb unintelligent donkeys like you come along and clal something iZombie..... Idiots... You don't work for Apple. Come up with your own f+#*km name you gronks

Pathetic. As non creative as the name suggests. That's all.

Better Call Saul (2015–2022)

Lovely stuff

[10/10 · 30 July 2022]

Shame about season 6, episode 9... Hoooooly.... I felt so embarrassed watching this episode. When you eventually re release this, maybe just delete this episode haha... It's really, really bad... And doesn't actually add any new information to the show. The wife... I won't even give her name out because she's so bad... Who cart her!? Is bad.... This whole show is a masterpiece, and then this episode came out haha... Fml...

Otherwise, What a show! I love odenkirk, even though he's a really bad actor. He's just so fun! Almost feels so real because the general public, especially in the US, are just so unintelligent! 🤣 So he's kind of just playing a natural American haha. So fun.

Great show. Thanks for this. Except se6 ep9 wow.

The Umbrella Academy (2019–2024)

who wrote the start of season 3?...?

[7/10 · 23 June 2022]

Great show! Thought provoking, intelligent, also stupid, fun, funny, all of the emotions! But wow... which donkey came up with the idea of a dance off with super humans? Dancing........... seriously? How stupid do you think the world is? Oh wait, sorr.y.. i forgot its actually this stupid..... But why feed it? Seriously... a dance off between humans with super powers....?

The first thing i would do if i had a super power would be to eradicate all the idiots that dance and listen to top 40s "music".

I once considered you intelligent. Now I just see you as another sellout. Good thing china pays good money for unintelligent content ! Uugh....

artists, please stand up! >.<

NCIS (2003– )

Not bad, not as cheesy as expected. Shame about that fake Italian though...

[7/10 · 25 January 2022]

I was. Expecting some lame Hollywood crap but I was wrong. It's. Actually pretty decent. Most the characters play a good role, and help to capture what we'd expect to see in naval criminal investigation. Flaws, of course, but not so bad.

But wow... That fake Italian, Anthony de"no show"... Is horrible... He is just an obnoxious frat Boy playing an Italian as a lame, boring white boy. Who cadted this loser? And why jot cast an actual Italian? Were super hot, and very creative. Unlike that whiteboy you casted... This is why I've given you less stars. I like every character except for this fake Italian, obnoxious woman abusing joke of a man... Questioning if I'm just some fat nerd? Definitely not haha. I'm a sexy Italian man. Insulted by this Irish whitey pretending to be Italian. Just insulted... And I respect woman so characters like this should just be cut out off...

The Way Down (2021–2022)

Hold back your anger... These idiots are the foundation of the US!

[9/10 · 17 November 2021]

This angered me so much... I just don't get it... When you look at someone, and see how stupid they look... Why would you take them seriously? Super simple initial introduction... A woman tries to make you do the unthinkable... And you need support for something that had happened in your life. Oh, gee! I know a good solution! Let's listen to a stupid white woman with hair from something out of an Australian mangrove, and carry out her insane plans.... Wow... Anyone who followed her can try hard, but they are the idiots that made this thought process into flesh...

Well done... We done, America! Land of the free home of the fkn idiot!

Wentworth (2013–2021)

Where has Pamala Rabe been all our lives?!

[9/10 · 2 November 2021]

I'll be honest... Despite this being an aussie show(which so many are amazing), and having a great cast, I was sceptical... I watch a lot of real life prison documentaries to learn about the psychology of inmates so dramas usually just annoy me. But yep... Almost instantly I was sold!

I can see how well the actors were chosen, and how they can be directed by someone that knows what they are doing. This show did it almost perfectly for me... And whomever (yes gov, whom), found Pamela Rabe for that role should also be given an award! She plays a psychopath so well, I am almost convinced she may actually be one!! Amazing... When I first saw her attitude it screamed, "she's going to be awesome to watch fight!". Then her first fight scene comes 🤣🤣🤣 oh man...

OK ok enough about Pamela :p sorry, I'm in love haha...

Thank you for not glorifying "hot" woman that wear way too much makeup, fake hair, fake eye lashes, eye colour, etc etc... Thank you for not pushing that crap... Because real woman don't wear make up (at least in excess...), and it frustrates me when Hollywood glamourises idiots... Sorry if you're one of them, I don't hold it against you... Just don't give cleo to your kids and you'll be forgiven let into heaven (most ppl are Christian, right?).

Good amount of gore :) can't have a good prison show without a nice arterial spurt!!! Trust me, my wife is a cardiothorasic nurse... Blood goes EVERYWHERE!!! But over doing it, like makeup, just makes prison shows look cheap and boring in bed. Oh wait... I mean, to watch.

*note: "woman" like Stacy need to be out into a pit..... Disgusting, plastic...... Plastic

OK I'll leav it at this... I really enjoy when a writer can make me so angry at someone that I start to hate them! Even though I know they are actors haha... These girls did an awesome job of being annoying Aussie gronks with no respect for humanity... And on the other hand, the compassionate girls, despite their sometimes questionable judgement, really made you love them!! Even if they did lag... You do what you need to for those you love. (sorry... If you kill my friend with drugs, I'll either end you, or lag... Bring it, champs! 🤣 🤣 🤣)...

College Behind Bars (2019– )

Inspiring... I'm a prisoner inside my own head... And you're helping me

[10/10 · 6 August 2021]

I've spent my life inside my own head... And it's always felt like a prison, and that thought makes me feel like a crap person because so many people are in a real prison... I say real, and I admit I've never been incarcerated, but the way I feel, my lifestyle, to me feels like I'm in a prison in my own head... I don't know where to go from here because I've been laying in my bed for the last 5 years, and I have pretty much zero support. My body is deteriorating because of this. A good kick is what I need... And this documentary hit my arse hard....

Watching this made me cry so much... It also made me smile! It made me rage in happiness!!!! Seeing how these beautiful men and woman, who had a negative past but were able to overcome the prison in their heads... That needs to be overcome before you can move on... It's so inspiring seeing you guys overcome such a messed up mental prison, while literally in prison... I don't know what this is like, I only understand the mental prison... And to see you overcome this while you have been rejected by society is heartbreaking, and so fkn beautiful! (except for sonya... Wow... What a disgusting human, barely human...).

Thank you for helping just that little bit. Even though I'm in such a different situation, I still understand more than you could know... And the next time I have dark thoughts, or dark actions... I will think about that debate! I will think about how you learnt German (wow... On so many levels...), i will think about sonya and how disgusting she is 🤢... And how there are people who will support you, even though they don't know who you are.

Beautiful, inspirational, heart breaking...

Doing Hard Time (2004 Video)

This was a comedy right?

[2/10 · 1 August 2021]

Hilarious movie! Even the sound and music is poorly done and has strange echo's and reverb here and there for no reason, something you see only in really bad(good) 70s ninja flicks! The acting is either sorta ok, or horrid! It's so funny... Directing is hilarious too! I didn't know you could make moving a camera from 1 guy, to another, back to the first then back to the other, so funny!! Thanks for that haha... Also, never make another montage... So bad... The story took at least 5 minutes to come up with, no doubt, and was super boring and clique. But I had to watch it all! I was laughing the whole way! Need more comedies like this!

Inside Look: The People v. O.J. Simpson - American Crime Story (2016)

Ignore those saying its perfect... >.<

[1/10 · 1 May 2021]

If you can get past really poor acting, this might be worth the watch just because of the story. I could NOT handle how bad Cuba Good Jr's acting is... wow... It's like hes trying to be Tracy Jordon in 30 Rock! But it's not just him. This is poorly acted by most. I blame the director, why aren't you seeing this, and reshooting?

Do yourself a favour, skip this show!

Split (IX) (2016)

M night needs to quit

[1/10 · 12 January 2021]

I really love intelligent movies. And I'm very interested in mpd because it's fascinating how the brain wave patterns change when going between each multiple. Not even extreme cases of schizophrenia change the brain wave pattern so I'm especially interested in mpd.

So here we are... Watching a presumably intelligent movie about someone with mpd, an amazing actress, and what seems to be a decently budgeted movie. So why was it so bad? Well, mostly it isn't... But wow that ending? What a f*+kn joke..... I'm. So upset now... I was at the edge of my seat the whole time, and then the last 10 minutes happened.... M night, you need to just quit. Or find writers who aren't pathetic at ending movies. This is a shockingly bad ending and if you see my review, just trust me and don't watch this movie... On reflection, really, there's so many flaws r

Virgin River (2019– )

Why is this world so unintelligent?

[1/10 · 5 December 2020]

In what world would non artistic junk like this make top 10 charts? Top 1 in Australia Netflix atm..... Seriously? Are you all seriously this unintelligent that THIS show makes you happy?

Art used to be creative. Made by real artists. Loved by everyone. Now, "art" is made by any donkey with a phone camera, a stupid idea, and the unintelligent people of the world to back them up. Maybe it's just covid... Wait, no, this is 2019... Hopefully covid will teach some of the unintelligent donkeys of this world what set actually is. Art isn't entertainment, even though it can be entertaining. Art is creative, thought provoking, and generally made by an artist. This show is pure junk and should be removed from history. Please delete it...

Cannot believe how stupid everyone is... But then, I guess you all think Rihanna is an artist too... Idiots...

The Barrier (2020)

Watching in English. Wish I understood Spanish....

[7/10 · 4 December 2020]

I really like this show. It's very thought provoking. Is it possible something like this could happen in our future? Is something like this already happening? I don't sleep, so I stay up considering the tough questions. So this show has been great to watch..... So why did I give it 7 stars.....??

Good art takes time. And with time you can find actors that perform well. Not to say the Spanish actors are bad, they seem to be great. I just don't understand Spanish. So, once again... Why the 7 stars? I will answer that with a question..... Which idiot decided to make Alma a pompous English woman...? And furthermore, which idiot allowed this ridiculously bad voice over "actor" the role of Alma? She is so bad.... Do bad that I've turn the show off countless times, and we're only in season 1..... GUYS cmon..... She's so bad... How did you decide to choose her? Was the voice over guy sleeping with the director's wife? Was she a producer? How did she even have a high enough profile that you even knew who she was? I've never heard worse voice over acting.... "acting", and I'm a HUGGGEEE Bruce Lee fan.

Please.... Please please please!!!!! Re-upload this series with someone who isn't a stupid rich pompous English dumb dumb.... Please.... I beg of you... From the depths of my heart... She is the ONLY reason the English version of this series is horribly bad!!!! Delete her from this series!!! Please re-upload this without her..... Omg.

I do love this series 😊 but please delete her... Along with Nicola, and all that she stands for

Sherlock (2010–2017)

Please give us more...

[10/10 · 31 July 2020]

This series has ruined us all... Why? Because now anyone who makes a series or movie about Sherlock Holmes has THIS to compete with! And I can assure you, it won't be an easy feat!

This is easily the best Sherlock Holmes! The story is super good and has excellent re-watch value. The acting is incredible! The person responsible for finding these actors and putting them all into the same show should be awarded! I didn't know Andrew Scott before this series. He is now one of my favourite actors! He plays the perfect Moriarty! He made me cry while smiling :) (visit his website, he has an amazing monolog, very emotional, very well done). Easily one of the greatest actors of all time! I also didn't know who Cumberbatch was before this series. He's amazing... He plays the arrogant Sherlock so well!!! I just wanted to punch, and hug him at the same time! I felt bad for polly hehe... She was so cute and her love for him was even cuter!

If you are reading these reviews because you want to make sure you aren't wasting your time looking for another exciting Sherlock series/movie to watch, trust in my words... Stop reading NOW!..... are you still reading? Why?! Stop now and watch this series! Even if you aren't into Sherlock yet, you will LOVE this show!

Scorpion (2014–2018)

HomelandWood? Worst genre ever... This show does it well...

[2/10 · 29 July 2020]

I really love shows like this, until the American bleeds out.... Having a high IQ, I was excited when it began but shortly into episode 1 I realised it wasn't actually an intelligent show. And then she holds the laptop out of the roof of a Ferrari going at 320km/h...wow... Ever sat in the passenger seat of a rotor going from 0 to 100km/h in 6 seconds? I could NOT move my arms! Anyway, I don't want to get into flaws... Flaws are fine. My issue here is that a potentially intelligent show about a man who was the top 4 most intelligent people in recorded history turned into what I like to call, HomelandWood... Hollywood post 9/11... Over the top, highly American "security" style show. The kind of show that the movie Team America was taking the Mickie out of... With good reason. You will NEED to turn off your brain during scenes of this show! In fact, skipping some of the scenes is probably safer...

Anyway... I kept watching. I am now 13 episodes in (in 1 day... Uugh), and to be honest, I am enjoying it. It still feeds my enjoyment of intelligent and thought provoking topics. But unfortunately the whole HomelandWood, over the top "America saves the world" type of acting and script makes this show very, VERY bad! Almost funny! It would be hilarious to get together and laugh as group about how unintelligent these overly American HomelandWood episodes are.

This show would be great if they killed off homeland "security", and let the geeks be geeks... Sadly, you failed as soon as you made it homeland security based... Bad, poorly written, horrible script... But good for a laugh! Also fun to point out the 100s of flaws! But that's a different game...

Good luck!

Edit: I've just finished the end of season 1...wow... I am amazed I sat through all of this. The show gets exponentially worse! Scene after scene you see some scenario where it can be solved VERY easily and with minimal logic, we sit for 30 minutes watching them all make mathematical equations, scientific observations, and psychological observations, all just to have the solution sorted out with something either super basic, or overly "American"... It's really bad...

Let's look at the last 2 episodes... Firstly, episode 21 should have been the end of season 1,and 22 the first of season 2 (I'm starting to sound like the writers...). So many flaws, and as I mentioned earlier I don't like pointing out flaws, but after watching the rest I feel that this show should be completely deconstructed because it claims to be an ultra intelligent show... Which it isn't. I can't even be bothered to bring up all the flaws I wanted to, it's just not that good of a show to put the energy into. So I'll leave you with this last, arrogant message haha...

If you don't get why this show is super unintelligent, then it's the perfect show for you :) If you value your mind, and are hoping for something to stimulate it, then this show isn't it! It COULD have been!! But the writers are about as intelligent as the juice of the collective balls from 3 mountain goats in Calabria. I'll give season 2, episodes 3 to 5 a go. But it's not looking good... So disappointed :(