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A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)
Good Movie Ruined By Lack Of Character Development
Before I begin Id like to say I did notice some references to homos including a scene were Jesse rips someones trousers, but it isn't as gay as people make it out to be anyway on with the review. PLOT The plot is simple Jesse a new kid has moved into Nancy's old house however it doesn't take him long to realize somethings wrong, OK to make it short Freddy is trying to possess Jesse. 5/10
CHARACTERS I never really cared about the characters the story was to weird and the characters weren't that well developed, even Freddy was disappointing. 4/10
FREDDY THE GOOD His voice sounds really demonic THE BAD He looks horrible
OVERALL This movie had that typical haunted house feel and a great soundtrack the only that ruined it was lack of character development and the fact that Freddy looked crap. 5/10
Maniac Cop (1988)
Brilliant Movie
I hate to say this but I found this even better than Halloween it's an incredible movie with a great soundtrack. Plot a man named Matthew Cordell played by Robert Z Dar was jailed for police brutality and now he wants revenge so he begins to kill innocent people to discredit the police force. The deaths as follows, A girl who is walking home from work is attacked by two kids who try to mug her she beats them with her bag and runs away eventually she runs in to Matt who uses his bare hands to snap her neck.Jack Bruce Campbell's wife is walking back from a Hotel suddenly she is pulled into a car by Matt the body turns up later in the Hotel. Later Matt kills all the police men in jail and then chokes his Girlfriend Sally Noland to death and finally he kills Frank by throwing him out of the window. Finallly he kills some unknown police officer by stabbing him, There is a particularly haunting scene where we learn of Matts past he was stabbed to death by fellow inmates while taking a shower and then presumed dead, it turns out the person who signed the papers knew he wasn't dead but Brain dead just wanted to save him. overall this is a brilliant movie not the best but very good.
Big Brother (2000)
Incredibly Boring
To be honest I would much rather be having my teeth pulled out at the dentist than watching this rubbish. There seems to be no entertainment value at all, it's a load of people sat in a house for 24 hours doing nothing but argue and bitch about everything all day long. I would find it much more interesting if they actually did something interesting Even making them kill each other in horrific death matches would be more interesting. The only people I feel sorry for are the ordinary people who occasionally show up they get treated like escaped asylum patients. Finally there's the diary room the perfect chance for the contestants to bitch and moan what a bunch of assholes.
Halloween (1978)
Kind of Boring
When I started to watch this I thought great I'm watching a real classic, unfortunately the movie doesn't really get going till halfway, all though I guess if you've watched clips, countless trailers and the ending it isn't going to be that exciting. But I feel great to have watched a classic like Halloween with out being scared all though nothing scares me. Anyway back to the point the movie kind of drags and the kills aren't that interesting they sound more like there having sex than being killed, if you're a horror fanatic watch this if you're more interested in blood and gore stick to scream. overall I found this kind of Disappointing compared to other movies I've watched
Critters (1986)
a fun little movie
Critters is a rip off of Gremlins The plot involves a group of Krites evil man eating fur balls who have escaped a local space prison and are currently being pursued by two bounty hunters. The krites crash land in a field near the Bradly's farm The critters after eating the cattle follow the browns home where after a few small encouters terrorize the browns the diffrences between Critters and Gremlins 1. Gremlins attack people because thats there way of having fun Critters do it so they can eat them 2. There shaped differently 3. Gremlins have a slightly different laughter 4. Gremlins are smarter Critters just eat anything that gets in the way 5. Gremlins are better at hiding 6. Critters when they haven't eaten are slightly smaller than gremlins and finally Gremlins can reproduced with just the smallest drop of water critters lay eggs
Gremlins (1984)
Great Movie
This definitely makes my top 10 plot a man named randy peltzer is looking for a present for his son billy Peltzer just as he seems to have run out of luck he discovers a small Chinese shop and a strange creature known as a Mowgli after a small argument with the shop owner randy finally gets it when the owners grandson gives it to him as well as telling him three rules 1. Don't expose him to sunlight 2. Don't get him wet and finally never feed him after midnight And so Randy takes it home. Billy is 22 and works at a bank (just a little bit of information) Any way Billy as well as his dog who seems to get on rather well with the creature who Billy calls Gizmo Randy tells Billy to remember the three rules. Billy being the typical person that he is breaks all the rules At first gizmo multiples creating 4 more Mowgli who then eat after midnight turning them into Gremlins viscous nasty goblin like creatures With help of his mum Billy succsefully kills off three gremlins except there leader Stripe who escapes to the swimming pool and jumps in all hell brakes loose I'm not really sure why i like this movie probably because of the music and because of the gremlins them selves there cool
The Green Mile (1999)
Excellent movie
I love this movie plot A man named John Coffrey is put on death row after being wrongly accused of rapping and killing two girls who he was really trying to save he is put under the watchful eye of Paul Edgecomb Percy Wetmore Brutus Howell and Warden Hal Moores. The three prison guards along with the two other prisoners Whos names i have forgotten learn a few things about John one he's scared of the dark and two he has faith healing powers. The reason i love this film is purely and simply because because of the character the development is excellent you really feel you know these people and i couldn't help but feel a little upset when John gets electrocuted at the end. The only person i didn't feel sorry for was Bill Wharton hes the guy who really killed those two girls but apart from that i felt sorry for the other people on death row.