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An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn (1997)
Amazing how unentertainingly bad this is!
This confounds in its badness. And I know "badness" is not a word, but "Burn Hollywood Burn" is not a movie, and that didn't stop them.
All the actors in it should be ashamed... except Ryan O'Neil, whose performance actually stood out and was pretty good. But, that's all there was in this picture that was good. The music, the directing, the editing, and especially, the writing. Joe Eszterhas can chalk yet another bomb to his over-paid resume.
Burning Passion (1999)
One funny joke!
I just came from a screening of this. It's a one joke premise, but it's a good one. Some guy with a sort of ejaculation problem deals with it by becoming a priest and sleeping with hookers. If this is based on real life experience, I'd hate to be married to the director/writer of this, but it makes for a funny film.