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Peacemaker (2022)
Confusing
This show has both good action and comedy and the story by James Gunn is very well done and very funny, but they're talking to a floating helmet the entire time.
Eternals (2021)
Don't listen to the review bombers
This movie is not a 10/10, so why did I give it that?
At the time that I am writing this, there have been people who are review bombing this movie because of its representation and diversity which is absolutely disgusting.
This is a great superhero movie which is introducing so much to the MCU and does it very well. Right now it is the lowest rated MCU movie on Rotten Tomatoes and is under a 7 on IMDb. It should be at least a 7 and is bu FAR not the worst MCU movie, probably around top 8-12 for me.
Watch this and make your own opinions but please rate it higher than you think to balance out the people hating it for the wrong reasons.
Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021)
Honestly pretty good
This is a completely different movie than came out in 2017 and the 3 scenes that were the same made my eyes roll because they stood out with how different they were.
It wasn't perfect and would have worked better as 2 movies, but is probably the best DC could have done consitering it introduced 2 main characters and multiple villans at the same time.
There are things I would have changed, but overall a pretty solid movie. The first two hours are all character development and a little slow, but the second half is well done.
The abilities and actions of each hero is also much better and they are all at their best when fighting.
#restorethesnyderverse
Damned! (1998)
Snubbed at the Oscars
This movie was so close and to being nominated for multiple academy awards, but was seen as too controversial. With actors such as Al Pacino and Tom Hanks in talk to play Jesus, it could have had star status, but the decision to have James Murray play Jesus himself was a brilliant move to ground the movie.
Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)
Went wrong in every way
Despite the first movie being really good, the same director made this one feel completely different. Within the first 20 mins we have a poorly done stereotypical neglected employee straight out of the Amazing Spider-Man 2. This made it so cringey and hard to watch that you could tell the movie was doomed.
The fight scenes were inconsistent and poorly done with no real stakes, just Wonder Woman jumping on a car, kicking it over and then jumping to the next. Not to mention this was about 10 secs before she couldn't do simple things becuase she was loosing her powers.
The ending and vehicle for conflict was so lazy where people could grant wishes cauing harm and then at the end a cheesy inspiring speech made the millions of people that made wishes take them back.
Here are also some of the many issues that the movie has:
Why do people at a museum treat an employee with multiple phd's so badly?
Dropping papers and becoming obsessed with the main person is straight out of the Amazing Spider-Man 2.
How does Maxwell Lord know so much about the dream stone?
Why does Lord wish to become the stone instead of asking to be the most powerful Oil Tycoon?
Why does Cheeta start fighing Wonder Woman after it is a point that she is the only one nice to her?
Why does steve come back in another person's body?
How can steve fly a plane from 70 years in the future?
How can Wonder Woman vanish a moving plane if she has only done a coffee cup?
How can Lord grant wishes without touching people? Sound waves? Really?
How does cheetah get a second wish?
Why does Wonder Woman just electrocute cheetah?
Do people just rememeber the day in 1984 where everyting became crazy in one day and then everything went back to normal?
The lasso of truth can make her talk to people through another person?
How do they just run into Lord in Egypt when they had no idea he'd be there?
In the mall why do people freak out over a gun? It's the United States- guns are legal to have
It is always easy to pick apart movies but at some point you have to say it: this movie is so cheesy and lazy that it becomes bad.