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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Dennis Reynolds: An Erotic Life (2008)
Ruined by Sinbad cameo
This is such a great episode. So funny. I'm not sure why they tried to force in a cameos by Sinbad and rob whatever from that 80s band. Why did they so that? All it does is distract. Sinbad is soooo annoyingly over the top fake prison tough you just want to kill him. Honestly the whole Charlie as Dee, Dee as Charlie thing is so good it makes me want to eat cat food. Did you ever eat cheese? Cheese is a weird thing.. Cat food equals Delish. Everything else here is hilarious. Stop forcing celebs because celebs like the show and want to be on it. Just tell them to frick off like Matt and Trey do. Please. Mother frickers Could be dope. Stop ruining it with cameos
The Thing (2011)
What more do thing lovers want?!?!
OK. It's not the orig. lets get that straight. But if you are a thing fan, really, what more do you want from a prequel? It tied up so many loose ends, it had a similar tone, it didn't try to over step the original. So what is the problem?! I feel like every poster needs to quantify how much he/she loves the original so here it is, I love it. That being said, I liked this movie very much. I liked the Swedish atmosphere to explain a lot, I liked the fact that a female was the heroine. If you love the orig but don't like this I have one question, what more do you want. Honestly, haters of this film, wold you rather there be no prequel? no sequel? no continuation of the story? because if the story is this good, keep em coming. Ps. The axe tie-in was great.
The Simpsons: Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart (2012)
Pretty darn enjoyable, even if you've never heard of Banksy
This episode was poignant, relevant, and humorous at the right time. Exit through the gift shop was such a terrific under seen film, the fact that the writers of the Simpsons were smart enough to realize that it had parody potential speaks to the staff. This episode makes fun of the street art graffiti movement while also admonishing its current artists. It also satirizes the fact that only the super rich are the ones who believe that this kind of art is worthy of being owned. This episode was sort of an "angry dad" for the new millennium. Homer is mad at Bart for involving him as the butt of the joke and he is made a laughing stock by the whole town. I'd buy an original "dope by Bart" piece. liked this one.
The Simpsons: Saddlesore Galactica (2000)
worst. episode. ever.
this episode went below scraping the bottom of the barrel. they scraped so hard they went thru the barrel and are how scraping up the dirt and sand below the barrel. it seems to me like they waited until 6 o'clock on the Sunday this episode was set to air, threw together every scrap of post-it note with any simpsons idea, mixed it up with some super crappy animation(the animation for this episode looks awful for some reason) and aired it at 7. or possibly they went to an elementary school and had the kindergartners write/draw this one. green jockeys that are, like, evil gnome-creatures? i don't get even understand. its just sooo bad...
The Simpsons: 24 Minutes (2007)
horrid
This episode sucked. It just seemed like a lame way to cross-promote another Fox show. Why don't they just crowbar in Family Guy while they're at it. There were a few funny snipets here and there but overall I was not impressed. Fans of 24 will probably like this one but true Simpsons fans will be disappointed. Jack's stupid "AM PM" joke in the beginning was soooo stupid it made me want to throw up. Fans of this episode I would guess are not typical fans of the Simpsons in general. The Simpsons need to bring someone like David X. Cohen to the show 'cause these new writers are not making it happen. You can do better Simpsons!!!
The Prestige (2006)
23 out of 10
wow. how did this slip so far under the radar for so long with so many people? the Oscars ignored it, audiences ignored it, i don't get how!!! the story has more twist and turns than if the usual suspects had a three-way with the 6th sense and se7en. the way you're rooting for hugh jackman's character then you're neutral then you're rooting for Christian bale's character then back again... it never stops!!! fantastic performances by everyone as well... bale as the better magician with the lousy showmanship, jackman as the man out for revenge who will stop at nothing to learn the other's secrets, caine as the man constantly finding out the type of men he's been dealing with. it just doesn't get any better. chris nolan you are a god.
Spanglish (2004)
Cliché
this is the worst movie in the history of film. there has never been a move Cliché movie ever. every single part of this movie is the most predictable piece of sh*t ever. Seriously, my younger retarded brother could have written this movie and even he would have laughed while writing it. the sexually deprived wife..... the star seeking real "credibility" by stepping outside his usual realm of film. everyone has seen this horrid show before and no those who haven't are kidding themselves. sandler is not a real actor and this has never been more clear than it is in this film. he needs to stick to beating up bob barker and quit trying to pretend he is serious about acting. this is the kind of movie my dead great-grandmother would think was "cute". could i say anymore???
The Office (2005)
greatest show since seinfeld.
this is undoubtedly the greatest show since seinfeld to debut on network television. the irony and subtlety of this show astound and amaze with hilarity. it completely destroys the pathetic "UK" version. the relationship between dwight and michael, the assistant regional manager/ assistant TO the regional manager argument they have never gets old and only makes one smirk in amusement. jim's constant abuse of dwight, whether it be sending him faxes via "future" dwight or pretending to turn into a vampire after a bat gets loose in the office is hilarious. this show only gets better with every viewing, from kevin to bitchy angela. keep it up "the office", we're all laughing...
The Departed (2006)
most overrated movie i have ever seen
i was pretty hyped to see this movie when it first came out. the actors are top notch, the director is top notch, the locale of boston is top notch. how could it miss? ah, but alas it does... the story is so unbelievably stupid it makes me sad. nicholson is a major crime boss who befriends damon, a cop, without anyone knowing who lets him know all the "big time busts" going down on while an undercover cop, dicaprio, infiltrates his syndicate while being grilled by wahlberg and sheen. this sounds like a vehicle for van damme or seagal. all you need is some anti-environment oil drillers fighting some escaped prisoners and you have the complete stupidness of this "film" come full circle. i'll admit the acting is great but the story is so ridiculous it makes me want to throw up in terror. the terror of the popularity of this idiocy