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Barbarian (2022)
WTF DID I EVEN JUST WATCH ..
I never leave movie reviews but I felt compelled to warn others that watching this film will leave you frustrated & underwhelmed. Despite the hype, 7.4 rating & the well-known actors, its just plain nonsensical. You're basically just anxiously awaiting a reveal that never comes, one that'll finally unite all the ambiguous half-plots & provide answers to the myriad of unanswered questions; the plots were baffling, weak, & riddled with holes which, in the end, WAS the essence of the entire film (not even in a hip "open-to-interpretation" indie-film kinda way). No idea the vibe they're aiming for.
John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City (2018)
People actually paid money to go and see this live?
I couldn't get it off my screen fast enough. I would honestly ask for a refund if I went to his show but I'm also not stupid enough to spend money on that garbage. Poor guy was funny for one act like a million years ago and when he tried to turn that one act into a sitcom containing only his stand up jokes, I had a feeling he was done for.
Finale (2018)
Extremely Frustrating To Watch
I never leave ratings but I just have to on this. The feeling to do so was just too overwhelming. If time travel is discovered tomorrow, I'll be sure to rewind and get this hour and a half of my life back first thing.
I get the whole "characters do dumb things/make dumb decisions" in horror movies thing because sometimes that's what makes horror movies entertaining but this was just too much stupidity in like a basic fight or flight kind of way. How did those two women even live to that age being so dumb??
They had hours to call the police or even lock the damn door or to just, I don't know, leave maybe???
Miraculously, and despite an extreme lack of survival instincts, they make it through to the end and are able to secure a getaway vehicle. But then, oh no! What should I do flimsy ass gate is locked?! I'll just go and meander around outside for a bit, take my sweet ass time making another really dumb decision. It's not like a crazy person is chasing me or anything. Why not just run the damn car through the gate like literally everyone else does in movies.