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Marvelous and the Black Hole (2021)
A paint drying extravaganza
A nuclear grade snore-fest about a self-absorbed teenager who acts as if her mother's dying is all about her and ONLY her. With a plot that's razor thin and barely there cinematography, this movie limped along at a pace that made me think that my popped corn had been dosed with lithium or that someone had slipped a mickey into my coke. "Lost in Translation" was my old lullaby movie. When that stopped working, I had to go back to Lunesta and then, after a while, Ambien. But now that I have this somnambulant gem, I can finally ditch the chemicals and fall asleep naturally. Insomniacs of the world, this ones for you!
Triple Threat (2019)
A fap fest for Asians
This clichéd,derivative and poorly scripted movie with it's high improbable fight scenes is basically a fap fest for the movie going Chinese public. A series of mediocre set pieces punctuated by mundane shoot outs and only a few decent fight sequences one thing is blatantly obvious....Chinese good and superior, everyone else (mostly westerners) are evil and incompetent. For goodness sake, one of the Asian protagonist uses the other protagonists and gets a whole bunch of good people killed just to get revenge and we are supposed to see him as some kind of hero? I'm calling mega BS on this one.