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Miami Vice (2006)
Worst Movie I've ever seen in a theater
Miami Vice is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. As a big fan of both Bad Boys 2 and Collateral, I was excited to see this. Let me tell you that this movie is very slow, and the plot makes no sense. It has a plot that they purposely have you not understand in the beginning of the movie, making you believe that they will explain more to you later in the movie, THEY DON'T. Why am I not surprised Colin Farrell looks drugged out in this movie? Because he was, went right into rehab when it was finished filming. I don't blame him. There are about 3 action scenes, and about 15 sex scenes, which don't even get you excited. The girl looks like she is 60 years old and the audience just waits until they are finished. Honestly, this is one of the worst movies I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot of movies. The middle hour of the story makes no sense at all, and you are just waiting for it to be over. The worst part of it is that they leave a cliffhanger at the end of the movie. DEAR LORD, Don't make a sequel. Michael Mann you have just ruined yourself. I feel dumber for watching this movie and am incredibly upset that I wasted 2 hours of my life on this trash. I recommend you not to make the same mistake I did, and the people that say this movie is good, well they should go back to the pole they are smoking.
The Marine (2006)
The Marine is terrible
This movie made me want to throw up. It was so god awful I can't even tell you. Maybe if you like pure action movies, just seeing stuff blow up and car chases, I'd tell you that you could find better things on YouTube. WWE should stick to wrestling. They also shouldn't be worried about Cena leaving like 'The Rock' anytime soon, because those two are on two different levels. I'm glad I didn't have to pay to see this movie because I would have asked for a refund. IT WAS THAT BAD. My friend dragged me to it, paid for my ticket, and he even thought it blew ass. I don't know what pole you people are smoking for thinking this movie was good, did you see the same movie i did?? Or maybe you wrestling fans are being bias. Nevertheless, this movie won't be in the theaters long so look for it on DVD by Christmas. Honestly I have good movie taste, Scarface, Collateral, The Negotiator, Godfather, Bad Boys 2, are among my favorite movies. So if you trust my opinion, I wouldn't go to this movie again if I received money, it was that bad.