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MarkTaranto
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Silent Prey (1997)
The single worst movie I have ever seen
Fortunately, I saw this on cable. The worst movie that I ever paid to see was Charlie's Angels (you can use this as a point of reference). But this is absolutely the worst one that I have ever seen. I wish I could go lower than one star.
IMDbrief: Why 'The Irishman' Is Scorsese's MCU Movie (2019)
Deagification failure
Good movie, but it is boring near the end and WAY too long.
There are lots of flashback scenes involving the main characters using technology to make them look young. Major failure.
This movie has great actors, but they are just too old for the parts.
2012 (2009)
Everything I expected! Unfortunately, I expected a crapfest with good FX
The summary says it all. This was the crapfest that I expected. It was worse than Armageddon -- but better than JURASSIC PARK. I lost count of how many times I rolled my eyes.
Really! Every character is somehow connected -- and the reveal causes me to roll my eyes.
The special effects were fun -- though far from realistic. There is very little to be gained from going to this movie. Wait until it is on Cable.
It is fun seeing some of the actors in this film who are better than the material. I don't mind them getting a big payday, because it allows them to afford to give us great work in much better movies.