Change Your Image
deadparrotisnomore
Reviews
NCIS: Hawai'i: Pirates (2022)
Too much Whistler and lucy
This episode is fine, the show as a whole is getting better from the abysmally boring start, but they are devoting entirely too much time to Whistler and Lucy's relationship. The part of this show that made me the happiest was when they broke up. I thought the show would finally stop focusing on their relationship after they broke up, but nope. Still a part of every episode. We don't care about their poorly developed token relationship. So stop focusing on it.
NCIS: Hawai'i: Lost (2022)
They need to stop with whistler
I don't understand the writers' need and desire to go into so much depth and drama with Lucy and Whistler. This show would honestly be much better if there wasn't so much emphasis on their relationship. And Ernie and the cop too? The relationships are too much in the forefront for this early in the show. I really want to like this show, but leave the couples alone. We don't need that. We don't want that.
Futurama: Jurassic Bark (2002)
Saved my Life
I'm not lying. This episode literally saved my life. I was considering suicide, but when I saw the ending, I knew I had to live for my dog. She would be heartbroken if she had never seen me again. This episode literally saved my life.
Big Time Movie (2012)
Hilariously ridiculous.
The people who are giving this movie bad reviews don't realize that it's not supposed to be a cinematic masterpiece. It's a hilariously ridiculous and cheesy TV movie.
NCIS: Hawai'i: Rescuers (2021)
Lucy and Whistler need to stop
Another average episode for this average series. I really don't like the relationship between Lucy and Whistler though. It's so forced, and it's way too early in the series. They should still be establishing characters before forcing a complicated romantic relationship between two characters.
NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service: Docked (2021)
Nice Return-to-Form
This episode is a nice return-to-form after the somewhat subpar storyline of the end of the previous season into this season. I always love to see Delilah, and seeing her with her mother was a blast. I wish they would remove Mark Harmon from the title sequence, since he's not coming back, and David McCallum also seemed to say a final goodbye, so they should remove him too. Overall a nice episode.
NCIS: Hawai'i: The Tourist (2021)
Still Average
This episode has been slightly better than others of this show, but that's not saying much since this series is below average. I really really dislike that blonde DIA officer, Whistler, I think her name is. She's unnecessary in this show, and her relationship with Lucy is shoehorned in for LGBTQ+ representation. They have no chemistry and are pointless except for token representation. Overall a better episode than previous in this show, but still extremely average. If this series doesn't start to get better soon, it's going to be cancelled at the end of the season.
NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service: False Start (2021)
Parker is great so far!!
I really like Parker's dynamic with the team. Sure I'll miss Gibbs, I mean who wouldn't, but I'm really glad Parker is there. He works really well and his dynamic is different from Gibbs', which is nice. I'm excited to see where Parker takes the team. This was a good first episode with Parker officially on the team.
NCIS: New Orleans: Crab Mentality (2019)
Pride Ruins It
This used to be my favorite NCIS show for the first three or so seasons, but ever since Pride went and kidnapped Hamilton, he has fallen farther and farther in my opinion, and honestly, some of his traits that I used to love I now hate. His loyalty and dedication used to be admirable, but now they're hypocritical. In this episode, when Hannah says she was the one blackmailed and she needs to go it alone, Pride told her that they're in it together. I call bs. The whole thing with Hamilton a few seasons ago, the team were BEGGING Pride to let them in and let them help, but Pride "went it alone". He cannot tell Hannah that they're in it together if, if the roles were reversed, he would leave the team in a heartbeat to work his case on his own. I used to love Pride, but now he's an annoying hypocrite.
NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service: Face the Strange (2021)
The New Generation of NCIS
I like that it's a new generation of (mostly) younger people for NCIS, but I just wish everyone didn't have to leave at the same time. I also wish McGee had taken Gibbs' job instead of Alden, but I understand the character motivation for turning down the role. I'm excited to see where this new team takes NCIS.
NCIS: Hawai'i: Pilot (2021)
Very average
It was a very average episode of an NCIS series that will not stand out in the long run. The thing I really didn't like in this episode was the kiss between those two women which was completely unnecessary. The only purpose of this kiss was to establish lesbianism as a character trait for those two women, which I'm always skeptical of: is homosexuality important to the story or for representation purposes? If lesbianism was a very key factor in these two characters, it could have been implied by wordplay and conversations between the two characters. I don't say all of this from a homophobic standpoint, but from a storytelling standpoint. I support the queer community 100%- in fact, im queer- but this kiss was completely unnecessary and very disappointing to me.
Game Shakers (2015)
Double G ruins it
While I mostly like this show, Double G ruins it for me. He's a selfish man who always has to be first and number 1 at everything, which ruins so many things and is the cause of many of his conflicts in the show. The rest of the show is fun and the other characters are endearing, but Double G is such a bad character that it completely ruins any episode where he has a large part of it.