Wimmer and Ayer have one thing in common, other than beeing responsible for this dud: For every good movie they made they directed three bombs!
I will not comment on producer and main protagonist Jason "The Meg" Statham's performance which is EXACTLY the same one as in EVERY movie .... bee it as an Expendable, a Transporter, a Snatch, a Crank, a Shaw, a Meg, a Mechanic ... it doesn't matter, he can only play one role and one role only. Which has become dull and boring and even though he started pretty good in his early creer, he now only works from paycheck to paycheck and I wonder if he is these days still paid in US dollars and not in Yuan ? In any case I predict the same sad end of his career as Bruce Willis, Nic Cage, Danny lover, Mel Gibson or even Morgan Freeman.
Now were was I? Ah, yes, the boring CGI, no-blood violence, 1 page scenario, cringe comic book side caracters, non-threatening vilain John Wick ordered from Wish dot com movie called The Beekeeper. Yes, I understand that there was a strike, that untalented writers get/got replaced by ChatGPT, that the spectator's expectations have sunken as low as to think the Fast & Furious franchise is some sort of masterpiece and that over the last decade there were only a few exceptionnally good movies released - something that happened in the 80s several times PER YEAR - to a point where the Oscar ceremonies (that nobody watches any more) celebrate the least worst movies instead of the best.
That said, is this movie any good? No. Except if you like "so good it's bad movies", then you might actually have some fun watching this no-good-scenario no-good-acting no-good-FX no-good-fight-scenes no-good-one-liners no-vilain-vilains celluloid .... Is it really bad? No, not really either. It simply exists and aligns perfectly with previous Ayer or Wimmer not-really-good action movies like Tax Collector, Suicide Squad, Sabotage, or Ultraviolet. It's in a Galaxy Far Far Away from Equilibrium, Street Kings or End Of Watch.
I will not comment on producer and main protagonist Jason "The Meg" Statham's performance which is EXACTLY the same one as in EVERY movie .... bee it as an Expendable, a Transporter, a Snatch, a Crank, a Shaw, a Meg, a Mechanic ... it doesn't matter, he can only play one role and one role only. Which has become dull and boring and even though he started pretty good in his early creer, he now only works from paycheck to paycheck and I wonder if he is these days still paid in US dollars and not in Yuan ? In any case I predict the same sad end of his career as Bruce Willis, Nic Cage, Danny lover, Mel Gibson or even Morgan Freeman.
Now were was I? Ah, yes, the boring CGI, no-blood violence, 1 page scenario, cringe comic book side caracters, non-threatening vilain John Wick ordered from Wish dot com movie called The Beekeeper. Yes, I understand that there was a strike, that untalented writers get/got replaced by ChatGPT, that the spectator's expectations have sunken as low as to think the Fast & Furious franchise is some sort of masterpiece and that over the last decade there were only a few exceptionnally good movies released - something that happened in the 80s several times PER YEAR - to a point where the Oscar ceremonies (that nobody watches any more) celebrate the least worst movies instead of the best.
That said, is this movie any good? No. Except if you like "so good it's bad movies", then you might actually have some fun watching this no-good-scenario no-good-acting no-good-FX no-good-fight-scenes no-good-one-liners no-vilain-vilains celluloid .... Is it really bad? No, not really either. It simply exists and aligns perfectly with previous Ayer or Wimmer not-really-good action movies like Tax Collector, Suicide Squad, Sabotage, or Ultraviolet. It's in a Galaxy Far Far Away from Equilibrium, Street Kings or End Of Watch.
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