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Feast II: Sloppy Seconds (2008)
if you listen to any one about this film , listen to me
FAN-F**KING-TASTIC!!!!!!!
first i will list the complaints everyone posts then ill explain why they all need to take decaf from now on ....
1.the effects looked crappy , the green screen sucked :
in fact it was some of the best green screening I've ever seen, the effects rocked ... the car looked great, the blood splattering wasn't bad at all it looked great compared to the fake lucid red water i see spraying from people in movies all the time it was a welcome change...
#2. the film looked crappy and to shaky and the quality sucked :
do you make movies ? i do,i make short films and such for fun, and its hard and actually the camera shaking is a cleaver way to build the excitement of the attack, ever notice when guns are firing in some films the camera shakes??? I'm sure you complained about that to,
the quality of film, man sometimes you done have the ability to have a million dollar camera for ever movie ... relax its a film have fun enjoy don't concentrate on the film grain and all that .... and the over exposure in the film adds to it a lot i believe ... it kept you reminded that it was during the day when you step out side form inside your blinded for a second ....
#3. the bad acting :
the acting was 10 times better than 90 percent of the actors in the "big budget" films out there ... have you ever lied to someone ..thats acting ... if you got away with it your good ...if your caught you suck ...there i believed they were people trapped in a bad situation ..good acting ... screaming crying freaking out good acting ...what did you expect them to do ...dance and sing to demons out to eat them ..????? you want a musical horror instead of a comedy horror ???? and keep in mind the let you know it was a horror film with the baby go splat scene ... they reminded yo It was bad sh*t going down .... sure they were going for funny ... and good ... it worked
ENTER-F**KING-TAINMENT IS WHAT ITS CALLED AND YOU ALL SEEM TO FORGET THATS THE PURPOSE OF MOVIES !!! its all about the glitter and glam of the films for the masses now ... brad pitt is not in feast 2 ....well then it sucks ...it didn't have a 100 million dollar budget ??? well then it sucks ....i bought feast brand new just tonight for 15$ and it was worth it all the way ...
best sequel to ever come out hands down ..
i own a lot of DVD's (more than most would believe)... 90% are horror you name it i have it .... and believe me this one is great ....
FEAST 2 WAS EXACTLY WHAT I EXPECTED ...... AWESOME
(4) - vocalist, GOD IN A MACHINE www.myspace.com/godinamachine
bring your criticism ... lol
Desperation (2006)
good -bad
well time for another installment of my rants on film ..
i don't read ..maybe im retarded and cant maybe i get bored maybe i just hate the little typed letter things....? all the same i didn't read the book but the preview made me want to see it ... im not a big "king" fan at all ...and this movie was kicking @ss until the half way point ...i HATED (with a passion-of the Christ) the kids character that "loves" god so much .... Jesus .... really now . i know king is all about the good vs evil in all his story's it seems the struggle of good making the "hard "choices in life and not always understanding the reasons ...man shut up ... god, im so tired of god in the movies ...lol.. now i understand the good always wins crap is good for moral for the general mass sheep of America ...but come on now ... the movies was awesome ..i was loving it until the god crap really started bearing down on the story line ...it bogged it down bad in my opinion ...but who am i ? just some punk random internet junkie that watches way to many movies ...and own way to many as well ... a loser sure .... anti god ...naaa.... heck in the end of the movie i thought they did the god myth justice .... the whole god is cruel ...god is love ...gods everything and thats what makes him god ...good job there that saved it ...but the over all atmosphere was taken down a a lot with the kid ....thats all ...i give the first half the film a 10 ....the last half the film a 6 ... good movie over all there ... just that kid ..man ....
(4), vocalist - GOD IN A MACHINE
Big Bad Wolf (2006)
peeing the pants ....
OK soi found this in wal mart ...and for fathers day i said hey get me that ...lol... and im glad ... it was a good change of pace for genre ....cursed was cool and a good film because of the changes they made to the idea ... and this film was the same ...a funny p issed off wolf guy ..making jokes while killing people and the gore was pretty good .... better than expected ... im saying a full 10 here it had it all ... a funny bad guy ( not cheesy to much), good gore, naked chicks (can never go wronge there) story line was pretty good and the acting wast bad .... so i say if your into the whole angry wolf guy killing maiming and "touching people in the bad place" ....lol..then check it out (4), vocalist - GOD IN A MACHINE
Motor Home Massacre (2005)
all the "haters" shut up .....
yeah i know im a hateful person ..and man ilove movies so when you screw up a good film then you p-i-s-s me off royal ... but this film is in the style of evil dead 2 ...its a spoof of horror films .... didn't any one recognize the many references here and there to the classics and come on people man this movie was made for fun (and i say it all the time but here it is again) MOVIES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ENTERTAINING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jesus some times you people out there make me really wonder what the human race was thinking when they decided to continue onward after standing up on two legs ... or for the religious people out there the alternate version to that would be ....what was god thinking when he said "hey ill make people ... and then make them stupid and misunderstanding" .... so people out there that are hating this film ..watch the behind the scenes you'll learn that they had literally no time to make this film and a small crew and also the most important thing you'll learn is they had fun making it for people out there to have fun watching it .... i did .. and im glad that there are people like them out there to make movies that are not @#$%^&^ by Hollywood ....
(4), vocalist - GOD IN A MACHINE
Night of the Dead: Leben Tod (2006)
wwweeeeeeeeee finally some good zombie fun
OK people first off i chose another film over this one (serum) in hopes that between the two that one would have been better .... i have a theory "if a movie doesn't show stills from the movie itself then its so low budget that they don't want you to know it ..." ...welll that theory has stood strong and never been proved wrong until this movie !!! and i honestly doubt that my theory will ever be proved wrong again but im glad it was this time ...GREAT FILM !!! HOLY CRAP !!! everything about it was great .... good story line ...usual doctor crazy making living dead ..but the story had good solid feeling behind it ...the actors made it work even better and the gore was freaking great !!! thats what im saying when it comes to low budget films !!!! so good job to all involved with the making of this film ...and to all those out there looking for anything to watch about zombies with a better than average feel from todays films about zombies then check it out ...well worth the rent (4), vocalist - GOD IN A MACHINE
Serum (2006)
um what ????
I've been deciding between two films ..it was this one and the "other" was yet another movie using the whole "re-animator" idea behind it .... well i chose this movie to rent because i have a theory that has yet to lead me astray ... that is this "if the movie has no scenes from the actual film itself on the back of the DVD case then its a piece of crap, so low budget they are embarrassed to have the movie on the back" ...and thats stood well all this time .... well i chose this film over the other one because it showed scenes from the movie on the back the other one didn't ...well d a m if i was surprised at the great ideas and potential behind this one ...that all fell short ... very short .... i mean the story line was solid crazy doc trying to save nephew and all that after a car wreck ... but the lack of gore was sad .... the lack of nudity where appropriate was also very sad ..... all and all i wonder if i should have taken the chance on the other film ..and now will i ? .. um ... no ... probably not only from the fear of the same thing happening .... and it being far worst than this ....
(4), vocalist - GOD IN A MACHINE
Petrified (2006)
i don't know what to say really ... oh wait yes i do ....
OK ... i must say .... full moon ... whats going on with you guys ??? your turning into troma now ?!?!?!?!? OK the monster / alien/ mummy guy was cool looked great for alien mummy .... and the idea for the film was freaking great ...come on, mad doc using sexually over stimulated chicks for eternal youth experiments ??? and the mummy stumbles across them all ....nice .. i read the back and thought wow this will either be a great monster movie or a well thought out porno ..lol...well ...neither happened .... only one set of titties the whole show ... i think ... and if i cant remember them then what was the point of them being there to start with ?.... now im not sure but im thinking that full moon is just doing the troma idea now and buying other peoples films and distributing them under the name of the company ...well BAD IDEA FULL MOON PEOPLE !!!!!!!!!!! STOP IT !!!! OR YOU WILL SOON BE THE NEXT TROMA !!!!!!!!! and troma used to be great and would give you insane of the wall movies for your buck ...and now ..good god they just buy crappy films from film students that don't know whats going on half the time and slap it under a troma film ... when i heard full moon was back in business i was happy .... i loved the classics .... so i thought i would give it a shot and see what the new stuff was like ... well ... stick to the doll movies man ... and go back to making them yourself for the love of all things full moon ...please before its too late...
(4), vocalist GOD IN A MACHINE
Murder-Set-Pieces (2004)
people ...come on now .... same rant different movie
people tend to over look the point of a film some times ... this film ... was great .... its not an epic film of death and destruction, its a film about a guy that kills people ... plain and simple ... the story is the guy killing people .... also when people complain about "there was no story line, no plot" ... man ...think for a second ...all things tell a story regardless of what that story is, or how its being told ... maniac ...was the same thing ... guy killing people ..and its a cult hit in the underground !!! yet this film is taking hits for the same basics ????... come on people enjoy the independent films ... trust me they are the future of movies .... and one day you will be thankfull that they are there .... i am (4), vocalist - GOD IN A MACHINE
Schramm (1993)
makes complete sense
i could set here and tell you this was the greatest killer movie ever made like oh so many other on there review of this film ...but i wont ...il let you decide that for your self ... as for the film its self ... i must say it meant a lot to me on an emotional level ... the man hates himself ... thinks hes fat ... hates being a man ... and that makes him "crippled" in his own head ... sure this is my view on it .... and yes this film has its "eraserhead" moments .... but the film is worth checking out ..i own it now ... and as for the tag line ... lol ..hhmm i remember a band once that had a song that i swear almost word for word used the very tag line from this film ..hhmmm TODAY I AM DIRTY .... i want to be pretty ... TOMORROW I KNOW IM JUST DIRT ..... boy who was that ..oh yes ,mayrlin manson ....i always said his lyrics were too good after the portrait album ...lol... and d@m him ...those would have been cool lyrics for me to use ...lol... GOOD FILM PAY THE 4 BUCK TO RENT AT LEAST ....
(4), vocalist - GOD IN A MACHINE
Pumpkinhead: Ashes to Ashes (2006)
people ....shut up .....this movie was great ....
OK people ...first off ... this movies was great ... the acting was good ..the story was great and worked perfectly with the first pumpkinhead story its self ...the film quality and over all feel matched up great with the first one.... the effects ....well this ones tricky ... the pumpkinhead suit looked great(minus the short arms , but they explained why he was different so i can deal) but the cgi ....wow ... the first scene on him on the roof was fine i could have delt with that .... the jump down scene ...hhmm well ..if that was as bad as it got im still OK with that ....then ... sweet Jesus the church scene came on .... oh crap ... now the editor could easily have not had any of the cgi scenes in the movie ...in fact the scenes would have been better with out them ... how ever even with that ...im giving the film a 9 .... the people they got to be the wallaces are perfect ..bunt was amazingly perfect ..in fact i thought it was the same guy from the first film(its not).... the old witch was perfect .... the doctor was perfect ... all the acting/actors were perfect ... the story was perfect ... but the cgi ...lol... so to the people that say this sequel sucked ....no it didn't ...pumpkinhead was anything from a "minor" hit in the horror genre ... its a classic ...and as for making a good sequel to it ... they did a good job ... but because of the first movies statis people will always complain about the next one ..and the next one ....and the next one....
"if things stay the same nothing will change"
(4), vocalist - GOD IN A MACHINE
God of War II (2007)
are you kidding me ????
any one who ever says a bad thing about this games needs to be eating ...no really ... this game, holy crap, is the greatest thing since the first one ..and it was the greatest game i have ever played ... same basics as the first one so they didn't screw up the mechanics (thankfully) same great look in scenery, characters, and the general over all feel of game play is great. it combines all aspects of good gaming... and the puzzles ... they are good but not so complex and boring like some games named resident evil ... where yo u spend 5 minutes killing 5 zombies then another 3 hours solving one puzzle to do it all over again ...in this game you don't need "3 pieces of the painting to unlock the heart door to get the square key to .." instead you need to pound this guys face into a book so he can traslate his own scrafice to the fates so you can fight giant demonic sea monsters ...lol.... and it does take 3 long boring hours to do it because one puzzle is a part of another and its a part of another and so on ....so its all linked and really well ... your doing so much all the time its keeps you to busy to be bored ...and thats the point of a video game .... and honestly if they make the movie it ad better be done by the exact same people as the game and they need full controll other wise it will be the same crap thats been falling out of the now "poop shoot" cinima super cloner known as Hollywood, big visuals and nothing else .....so we can only hope
(4), vocalist - GOD IN A MACHINE
Beyond the Wall of Sleep (2006)
really makes you wonder ....no really ...i wonder ....hhmmm....
OK, this movie is hard to put into words...i believe the point of the film was to make YOU feel insane....its very jumpy and has good points ...i believe the "acting" was meant to be very dry and non emotional ..like you were reading the movie as apposed to watching it .... very poetic actually .... and thats why liked it ...i rented it out of curiosity and me, my woman and buddy spades-1999(user name on here)watched it one night, and he asked me "man, whats with you and all these weird, making no sense movies you put me through" ...lol...i don't believe him or my woman liked the movie, i however thought it was something .... I'm not sure what... but it spoke to me in a weird way ... and very few movies have done that so ill be buying it one day ...not for the $19.99 that hastings has been asking for it but a couple of bucks sure ..lol....if your wanting to watch something that will leave you saying "what did i just see?" then go for it, it does have things to offer an open mind ...
(4), vocalist GOD IN A MACHINE
The Suckling (1990)
a monster movie .....
people often forget what the point of a "monster movie" is .... um ...its a monster that kills !!!! and to expect more would be to disappoint ... and "trash" films ? ...this isn't anything like the trash films I've seen.. maybe im an idiot and don't know what the real definition of "trash" films are ..but to me this is a good old fashioned MONSTER MOVIE!! ILLEGALLY ABORTED FETUS FLUSHED DOWN TOILET TURNS INTO EVIL MONSTER BY TOXIC WASTE (i know your thinking "boy I've heard that story line about a million times, in every tom cruise ever made film") THEN TRAPS AND KILLS AN ENTIRE HOUSE OF HOOKERS AND THERE "CUSTOMERS" AND THEN RETURNS TO THE UTERUS IT CAME FROM !!!! .. "yeah OK story line sounds great ... but eric, great master of all things cheesy and b goodness, what about the effects?" well I've see people bash them ...? the baby in the sewer was great ..good job ..sure its a puppet ....but its a good looking puppet ...got a good creepy feel to it you know at times ... the grown up creature is awesome !!! sure its a guy in a suit ...but thats a cool @$$ suit ....lol....if you like MONSTER MOVIES then rent this and you'll be glad ...
(4), vocalist GOD IN A MACHINE
Die You Zombie Bastards! (2005)
rubber d!cks slathered to the hilt with peanut butter?...
where to begin ... normally im the defender of bad films ..in this case i don't need to defend this film ... if you watch it and think it sucks ..then chances are you suck .... and i mean that ...this movie literally has so much to offer...see im a man(i think) about good bad films ...some are complete crap and are just hard to watch due so many problems that low budget films have (i give props though at least they are making films)and some of those films can over come the problems with a cool story,good humor, and/or great(bad) effects, but this film was had all that and then some ....its what i believe all low budget films should be .... crazy crap ...thats the best kind of crap ...the crazy kind ....(man i wish i could say bad words on this thing ..it takes away so much)
(4), vocalist GOD IN A MACHINE
Blood Gnome (2004)
mixed reviews ...mixed emotions
this is my first "5" rating on a movie ... now lets see ..we have tons of people hating this movie ...for all kinds of reasons (a couple of them rather retarded reasons for hating a movie)and we have people loving this movie and saying that it was great !! ... i have to say although this movie could have been much better i also could not turn it off or even fast forward chapters, and i don't know why ...honestly i couldn't stop watching it no matter how hard i tried, low budget , yes ...bad acting , yes .... horrible effects , yes ... porn , what would a movie be without porn in it ? yes .... so all the elements of a great film are there ... and for a good time just kicking back and hanging with friends its a good little film to rent (for a couple of bucks) now as for the people out there saying "whats with all the s&m?" like its bad ?.... I'm not here to say hey I'm a freak into freaky s**t but at the same time its a movie man ?... thats like saying "hey whys there little monsters in it ???" um because they wrote it that way ?? ..lol... people like that crack me up ... you want sex in a film and then complain about what kind it is ?? come on man ...you got hot chicks and evil puppets ...you cant beat that (no pun on the film intended)
(4) GOD IN A MACHINE www.myspace.com/godinamachine
Dead Meat (2005)
how could you hate this film?
really now ...it gives new life to the bad guy "slasher" killer for once ...he (the bad guy) has personality ....whoa ...hold on now, a bad guy that kills and then pretends to be scoring a touch down thats ridiculous!!! ...come on thats great ...and ron as the bad guy that was great....the acting was pretty good for low budget, the story, OK sure it was an old one - kids get stuck out in the middle of no place and get killed ....but then you have its redeeming factors like ...hey I'm a priest let me bless my pee and use that for holy water !!!!! thats great !!!! you know the more I'm on here (imdb)the more I'm realizing that people over complicate movies .. i mean the point of movies is fun ...FUN PEOPLE FUN!!!!! not "hey i saw the stings holding that guy up" or "that monster looks cheesy" hhmm did any of you ever think maybe the people making the movie were having a good time with it so you should too ??? I'm betting that the people making this film, had a great time and you know what ...so did i ....
(4), vocalist- GOD IN A MACHINE
Virus (1999)
holy crap !!!
this movie was great .... lets see ..evil bio-death-bots consuming all life the get rid of us for we are seen as a virus ....other than moon trap ( i have not seen yet ..erg) your don't here much about this kind things ...sure you have your ..."aliens take over people "crap and all the other remade over and over again story lines .... but the robots of death ....maybe its just me but i cant get enough of that ....it would be cool if they made a second but they would just screw it up trying to hard so its for the best this way ... but to all the "haters" of this film ...what !?!?!??!??! maybe you were high when watching it ...or drunk that could explain it ...maybe ...
(4), vocalist GOD IN A MACHINE
Dreamcatcher (2003)
wow and i thought every one loved the "king"
so i came expecting to "hate" on this movie and looks like i don't need to .... I'm glad to see that people are not all morons (i was getting worried for a minute)... this movie.....this movie ... wow .... sucked ... bad ....so its basically a remake of the same story inspiring the "thing" (john)... um, except ...this movie ....jesus ... was crap and a half ... the "alien" looked little more than something I've seen go down the toilet, the general idea behind the whole thing was kind of base and lame(lame like it need to be shot and put out of its pain)...aliens invade and apparently battle you inside your mind while you hide in your "hiddy hole" room in your own head and the alien cant get in because you've locked the door ...lol... man thats sound like a winner to me .... i was expecting an impressive movie from the adds and all the hype built up ...but as they say don't believe everything you see..... unless you saw this and thought it sucked ....then you were right ....wait a second, in the movies defense though ....the "i pooped my pants" guy was awesome ... but not awesome enough to save the film ....
(4), vocalist GOD IN A MACHINE
Prophecy (1979)
all i can say is, you don't get far in a sleeping bag ......
fantastic film ...if you disagree chances are, your an idiot ...did i just insult you?, im not sure, did i ? ...this film was a great "over grown" monster movie, about a giant, more than angry bear "o" doom ...you don't see many bear monster movies .... effects were great for 1979 (great year)story was solid, acting was good, giant bear of death, freaking the greatest thing in a movie I've seen since "feast"(well since before feast) trivia of my life you couldn't give a crap less about:i was watching this film while my son was being born it was on a all night horror movie-a-thon,my kid was born October 30th, i had it on in the background ...doctors thought that was a little weird ...i thought it was a great movie (4), vocalist
GOD IN A MACHINE
Cemetery Gates (2006)
man are you kidding me .....
lets see ... whats makes a good monster movie (not horror movie, there is a difference,....well sometimes) giant mutant animal + "peta" would be's(god i hate peta, and i love eating animals-but thats just me)+ punk kids = a lot of death and destruction .... i got this as a deal from a local store buy 2 get one free kind of thing and thought "well why not cant got wronge getting it for free" im glad i did .... it was great ..sure cheesy as could be sometimes ..but what are movies for right ? .... movies are to be fun ...if you get so wrapped up in a movie for the special effects then your probably not watching the movie ...your just watching the "pretty lights", and as for the story line .... well not to many movies can have complex stories now (due to the short attention span of modern America) but it was solid .... big mutant let loose and kills people .... yeah solid .....and as for the effects ....they did a great job all around ... of course you could tell it was a guy in a suit .... thats awesome!! would you have rather seen a "crappy as it comes" c.g.i. mutant beast ? ... i wouldn't ...im glad to see some companies are still using tryed and true methods of film .....
(4),vocalist
GOD IN A MACHINE
Feast (2005)
greatest "monster movie" ...ever
never saw the "project greelight " show .... saw an ad for the movie once ...somplace .. thought hmmm ...thats looks pretty cool ... came on here and checked it out ..everyone said "10" and all that ..so i thought OK ...im sure it wasn't that great .... yeah ... its the best "monster movie" beyond awesome ... so to the few people that said it sucked ...well you obviously are not into solid monster films with humor ... all i got to say ...evil little thing humping deer head ...yeah ... the first 5 minutes are the greatest ....
(4)
vocalist-GOD IN A MACHINE
Back Woods (2001)
yeah i gave it a 10 ...come get some .....
OK people this is my first "review" and actually i made this account just for this purpose of commenting on this movie ... my woman grabbed this movie at the local hastings(she often gets me stuff at random knowing i love b-flicks)....now i expected it to be low budget ....but not as low as it was ...and at first i thought" oh man what did i get myself into" ...well i have to say for being little to no budget ...its the greatest film i had seen in a long time ... my friend charles and i watched it and hurt from laughing so hard....I'm beyond glad she got the film for me and in fact it has ranked in my top 10 ...right next to army of darkness .... thats right i said it ...right next to it ..and i meant it ... if your expecting a huge dramatic horror film with million dollar effects about a fat dude killing people go rent some crap like the new Texas chainsaw .... but if you want a film that will have you cracking up, get "back woods" ....a film for people who enjoy things like a 30 year old man coming out of his moms butt in the first 10 minutes ...now thats family fun .... and that was the point of the film ....well maybe not the family part ....
(4),
vocalist-GOD IN A MACHINE