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3 Ninjas (1992)
Wish I could give less than a 1
It's too bad I can't rate this at a .5 because I would. Movies like this and surf ninjas are playing a huge role in continuing to make our children dumber. The acting is just gruesomely terrible, the story line is just as bad and if I had a chance to play in a movie like this, I would think about how much I would be regretting it for the rest of my life. Even back when this movie first came out and I was in the second grade, I knew this movie was stupid then. This movie is so sad, if you love your children and have a hope of them turning out to be something some day, don't let them see this, it will only damage their minds rather than inspire them.
The Wicker Man (2006)
Nicholas Cage meets the island of PMS
WOW! This film has even less of a plot then the movie "Cube." Nicholas Cage's acting was excellent of course, but the poor man didn't have any kind of script to follow! Maybe they made up the movie as they went along. Seriously though, there is absolutely no point to this movie and thats all there is to it. The Wicker Man is a film that keeps the viewers questioning, "When will this get resolved?" Sadly it doesn't, and once the ending credits hit the screen, it left me laughing in my seat. If you're considering to buy it, THEN DON'T! I wouldn't even spend the money to rent it. I'm telling you now, if you take the time to watch it, you'll only be wasting your time.
Death Tunnel (2005)
death tunnel really is a death tunnel!
This movie is no where near worthy to be placed among any other films. First of all, it wasn't scary at all. Second, the girls were not tortured nearly as much as they should have been. The acting was absolutely horrible! You could easily tell these were NOT professionals! I actually lost some of my intelligence just by watching this film. My only reason for watching it to the end was the hope of something scary happening. Of course, I was dead wrong and dead tired by the end of the movie. The mighty morphen power rangers would have been more entertaining. The only thing terrifying about this film is the fact that it even exists!