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The Littlest Cowboy (2003)
It's all true! 110%
There have been some bad things said about this 'film', sadly they are all true. Imagine an eighteen minute short based on one joke, ONE JOKE PEOPLE. A tiny midget who is 'THE LAW', are you laughing yet? Well get ready because it then slides into a series of fart jokes and yes, more midget jokes. There was money spent here, but you will be hard pressed to find where. The costumes were donated by the local theme park and the actors worked for free, but somewhere along the line thousands were spent and lost. But don't worry these guys aren't done yet, they now have an internet based comedy/improv group who both feature their logo in every short and sell mugs to match, watch out Lonely Island boys the internet just got a whole lot campier.
The 2 is for the fact that an actual midget was used.
Seven Mummies (2006)
Who funds this stuff?
The opening scene is roughly 5 minutes of two men dragging a coffin followed by ten minutes of opening credits (THANK YOU DIRECTORS GUILD). The plot fleshes out fast and simply with not a thought to be wasted figuring it out, sadly it's a plot more akin to a theme park Halloween show than an actual film. The dialog is blessed with more expletives than Eddy Murphy Raw, while maintaining a fresh 'I've never heard actual conversations' kind of pace. Now don't go thinking this film is devoid of personality, why the opening credits star a very talented Tarantula who is for all practical purposes acting very natural. I think probably the most amazing thing about this 'film' is that somebody actually funded it and it found it's way to DVD. HOW? WHY? There are tons of student films made every year that have this film beat in every way possible. Here's a short list of what can be found here, breasts, vampires, mummies, cowboys and kung fu mummies (which are wicked nimble), all this to a hodge podge of music ranging from uninspired rock to ineffectual rap. Brilliant use of money and B-list actors.