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Feria: La luz más oscura (2022)
Same formula, recycled again and again
Same tiring dialog, capturing, liberation, then re-capturing. Tiny demon reminds me of a cat, which I can't see as evil. Crazy, tiring, repetitive conversations and non sequiturs. Since I don't speak Spanish fluently, I have to rewind a lot. Lots of pretty faces though and I won't lie, it's nice seeing sexy nude curves and bush. Why there was a need for bush, well that's for us men. Frankly, it's a letdown. 6+ hours of life I lost, uselessly.
The Fields (2011)
Shallow
What's so scary about this? A "presence" from the corn fields? Too much cursing, yelling, fake drama. If you like looking and listening to geezers, go for it.
Blackwater Valley Exorcism (2006)
Sick, unrealistic situations
A priest about to finger the possessed? Then later allows himself to be seduced by the sister of the possessed, and already in the act of fornication? It's a miracle he didn't go up in flames! Early on it seemed promising, but totally a waste of time. Cheap sex scenes, lousy acting, improbable plot. Ending was weird as the priest carries his lady love off the ranch.
Holy Terror (2017)
Waste of time
Poor acting, not believable. Slow tempo. Bad and dark cinematography. Simplistic ending, everyone does. If you must, watch 10 minutes. Then throw it away.
Dybbuk Box: The Story of Chris Chambers (2019)
Total waste of 55 minutes
First five minutes, ok, I'll watch this. May have good special effects. From then on, just cheap talk, cheap props, cheap tricks. Nothing happens. 2 stars is generous. Anyone rating this over a 4 is blind, or easily excited. I wish I checked IMDb beforehand.
Sebelum Iblis Menjemput (2018)
Long waste of time
I won't repeat what's been said by others. First 1/4th it was exciting, then it devolved into cheap gore, jump scenes, stupid decision making. If things are so bad inside a house, you'd leave it right away, not hem and haw about it. Two hours of gratuitous cheap effects. Really, skip this one.
The Witching (2016)
Useless
Teenage old material, not original. Waste of time.
Lily Grace: A Witch Story (2015)
Waste of time
Initially it seemed it has promise, but really slow pacing, poorly written dialogue, loose plot. The connections between characters are so vague and illogical. I wasted nearly two hours of my time. Don't waste yours.
The Legend of Harrow Woods (2002)
Save your time and sanity
This is the worth film ever. No structure, poor acting, too dark, repetitive dialog. Just wasting time and an unclear plot. At the beginning, with the long winded techno intros, I should have stopped. I knew it was going to be bad, but I went on. Wasted time I will never get back. Take my word, really. I wish this film could be burned and forgotten. British actors who can't do good American accents. Expressions and intonations are British. Just a terrible POS.