rehse-calbe Reviews

Einfach mal was Schönes (2022)

Garbage

[1/10 · 27 March 2024]

Just another German garbage movie. Stupid love story about a 40 year old woman which falls in love with a doctor half her age.

She wants finally kids before her nature is not allowing this any longer, when he is too young for kids yet and is focusing on other things.

In any case not worth watching that longer than a minute, absolutely a waste of time.

Just another German garbage movie. Stupid love story about a 40 year old woman which falls in love with a doctor half her age.

She wants finally kids before her nature is not allowing this any longer, when he is too young for kids yet and is focusing on other things.

In any case not worth watching that longer than a minute, absolutely a waste of time.

Fury (2014)

What a bunch of crap, high ratings from American patriot dreamers only

[2/10 · 22 January 2024]

Omg, I can't believe today those kind of crappy films are still made. Isn't that time over since 10-20 years minimum, when movies showed us the American 'hero's' killing 100 Germans each and didn't even get a scratch? It felt a little like the opposite Film of 'Stolz der Nation', the Propaganda Movie within Inglorious Basterds.

The whole movie is just a simple fairy tale for real American patriots. But I guess even most of those would understand, that this movie is pure bullsh... I really can't believe this high rating at all.

Dears, we Germans know that we lost the war...but you guys also did not won this heroic :D Neither were German soldiers this stupid like you would like to have them.

And still, even with you being the hero's....rape is ok then or what should I learn from this? I don't want to share the table with any person, who liked this movie. Disgusting.

Incredible scene....brad Pitt, the good rapist....when Shane from twd is the bad rapist. How dare you...

2 stars because it's well made....but crap remains crap.

Redwood (2017)

Worst horror movie ever...also for well educated people

[1/10 · 26 March 2023]

Really don't know where positive reviews are coming from, probably they were part of this miserable movie crew.

And really, it's also no well hidden horror for the intellectual people....it's a extreme cheap story, very bad acting and the biggest question remains with : Why the hell vampires?!

The plot itself would easily work without the vampires and would even bring more sense and realism.

Ok, even then the story isn't new or unpredictable, but at least you would somehow buy it. But with those vampires it just ends up as the biggest joke in movie history, with no intention of being funny.

Hinter Gittern - Der Frauenknast (1997–2010)

Orange of the 90ies

[9/10 · 19 November 2022]

For sure this serious is no Hollywood production and many German dialogs are just awful Bad performed by the actors. But the story is just what you would expect from such kind of show. Any episode brings new issues or connects old ones. And for the ones who used to watch it in past, it's just a time travel back to the 90ies and you will just enjoy it.

Can't understand the very bad rating here, this is related due to many 1-star-hate-voters most probably.

When I started to watch the series again, I was not able to stop anymore. The addiction was just too big and later you start to just love the theme song, believe me! :D:D:D.