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1/10
HOW does this get 7?? It SHOULD get 000!!
9 November 2022
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Five feet apart? I with the characters In this film were six feet UNDER! This movie made me WISH I was six feet under. Save your time and don't watch this.

1- this type of movie is NOTHING new, it has been done over and over again e.g. Fault in our stars, ps I love you etc (at least that one has Hilary swank) and it is always boring and downright uncomfortable to watch. Never has any film made me cringe as much as this one.

2- the only alright (well he was still an annoying wee brat but compared to the others he was more or less gold) character (po) died :( only vaguely entertaining part of this film died to further the "development" of the annoying main character which brings me to point 3,

3- unlikable characters. The 2 main protagonists in this film are a PAAAAIIN to watch. The girl makes a stupid and selfish decision at the end and in general is annoying and self righteous with a SEVERE case of main character syndrome, think meadow soprano but sick with a solo film. Sounds like murder to watch right? The boy is a rude, reckless idiot. Make a great pair don't they.

In general unlikable main characters are alright to watch, so long as there are other characters in the film that are likeable or cool, like lots of films and tv shows with unlikable characters (buffy past season 3, Rory Gilmore, Daenerys Targaryen to name a few) but when scenes are just so boring and when ALL the characters in the film are it is just a pain to watch and also the fact that it's a film means there isn't a huge amount of time for character development (still not an excuse for no development or growth it's A FILM!! The movie industry has been achieving development within relatively short films, much shorter than this, for decades) but still they're so annoying.

The acting is.... Awful. The girl was meh at best I thought but I could look past it she was alright to watch just the character was a brat, just because you have a serious illness or disease doesn't give you the right to act like that. But the BOY!! To me at least.... Was not. I've said my peace. Should've stayed with Disney.

It's a shame because the premise of the story a teenager growing up with cystic fibrosis could've been okay, maybe if they made it about her difficulties with her family, the loss of her sister and the possibility that she might DIE?? Maybe if they focussed the film on her mother instead and get a view on what it would be like to see your child in and out of hospital all her life and potentially facing death after the loss of her other child, could maybe make her overprotective of her and explore the problems that would bring, but no. They made it into a cringy teenage romance. I can't believe they think teenagers like this sort of thing.

Source: am a teenage girl, go to high school, am often surrounded by teenagers and most people I know who have seen this think it's a cringy excuse for a romance.

Romance films can be amazing like boys don't cry, crazy rich Asians, Palm Springs and although everyone I know think it's not a romance I think fight club is the best romance ever made so check that out if you've never seen it.
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7/10
Not as bad as people say
17 April 2022
People just hate it because she's annoying in endgame but the movie itself is actually pretty good. The soundtrack is also realllly good.

The one thing that realllly annoys me about this film is that people always say she is the first marvel superhero that's a main character when Jessica jones had her own tv show yeeeaarrs before this and captain marvel was supposed to appear in it but because mcu had more money they had free rain to take the character for their own film. Uuuuggghhhhhhh.
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The Punisher (2017–2019)
10/10
Amazing
16 April 2022
I don't care what people say but season 2 was PERFECTION!!!! This show in general is perfection.

It's miles better than the usual mcu stuff because it is not aimed at super young children which means it actually has entertaining stuff.

This and Jessica jones are the best of marvel 1000% yet the boring pretentiousness of wandavision gets more recognition.

Watch this show it's great, especially season 2.
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Hawkeye (2021)
3/10
It's average
10 April 2022
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I think they achieved what they were trying to but all the mcu films and shows feel very very Disney which makes sense because it is made by Disney.

It was very light and it felt like it was aimed at really young children, like most American sitcoms but it was still watchable.

I did enjoy the appearance of fisk from daredevil though.
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Loki (2021–2023)
1/10
Meh
10 April 2022
IT HAS A HUGE FOLLOWING BECAUSE ITS MCU!!!! NO OTHER REASONNN!!!!!!! This show is for pretentious saps who like "dramatic shows" with comedic moments. If you want drama with comedic moments watch game of thrones or walking dead then you will see a show ACTUALLY DO IT WELL!!!! (excluding the GOT ending).

The story was terrible and BORRIIINGGG and they RUINED the character of Loki. He used to be so funny and now he is just a stupid pretentious SAP!!!!! MARVEL SHOULD FIGURE OUT WHAT KIND OF SHOW THEY ARE MAKING RATHER THAN TRY AND FORCE BAD COMEDY MIXED WITH BAD DRAMA AND PLOT ON US!!!!! ITS NOT EVEN AS IF THE COMPANY DOESNT KNOW HOW TO MAKE A SHOW GOOD THEY JUST CHOOSE TO MAKE IT BAAAADDD!!!!!!

Watch Jessica jones, punisher, legion or daredevil if you want a GOOD marvel show. This was before they went all commercialised.
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1/10
Kung fu panda 3 but even worse
23 February 2022
WTF WHY CANT I RATE THINGS ZERO!!! THE FIRST ONE IS SOOOO GOoOOoOoOD WHAT WENT WRONG!!!! WHY DID KURT RUSSEL EVEN AGREE TO BE IN THIS FILMMM!!!!

At least sylvester Stallone is in this one even though sly hardly appears in it!!!! And as always Michael rooker is awesome.
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Lupin (2021– )
4/10
Meh
16 January 2022
It's was pretty okay but not good enough to watch the other season of it. Wasn't bad but wasn't good either

Also all the characters were annoying except Assane. Especially his son.
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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (2013–2020)
4/10
The okayest show I've ever seen
15 September 2021
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This is not a bad show but it is certainly no where near good. The only character with any sort of interesting storyline or personality is Melinda may and all the other characters are either plain and boring (coulson and Simmons) or incredibly annoying and pathetic (fitz and daisy). This show is proof that randomly slapping superpowers to a character or replacing body parts with robot parts and no matter how many times they replace a character with a robot does NOT change how boring they are to watch.

In general the storylines are fine and the acting is fine, the show isn't memorable for being amazingly good or terribly bad but it makes it very forgettable and boring to watch and it is definitely on the bad side of things rather than the good. The only people that would watch this and actually enjoy this are the marvel fans with no opinions who think trash like captain marvel and wandavision are actually good.

May is the only thing that kept me powering through.
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10/10
WHY WOULD THEY CANCEL PERFECTION!
11 September 2021
WHYyYyyYyYy!!!!!! THIS IS SOoOoOoO gOOD!!!! I love this show so much and Netflix had the audacity to cancel this!!!!! ON A CLIFFF HANGER!!!!!!!! Grrrrrrrr!!! Batwoman got another season and that stuff is trash and people don't even like it!!!! And now outer banks got another season and that was just painful to watch!!! Terrible!!! Netflix needs to get their act together!!! In the bin of shows cancelled too soon like agent Carter and firefly and Jessica jones. GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! EVIL NETFLIX!!!! EVIL!!!!

REVIIIIVEEE!!!!!!!
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1/10
1000% WORST MOVIE IN EXISTENCE!!!!!!
11 September 2021
WHAT EVEN IS THIS!!!!! THIS IS SO BAD I WOULD RATHER WATCH INCEPTION 79 TIMES THAN EVEN HEAR ABOUT THIS!!!!! WHY CANT I RATE A MOVIE ZERO ON THIS THING!!!!!! They took something superior to most movies and made it into this!!!! The good one had Ralph macchio and billy zabka and pat morita!! THIS ONE HAS WILL SMITHS ANNOYING SON AND JACKIE CHAN!!! I USED TO LIKE JACKIE CHAN BUT NOW I HATE HIM WITH EVERYTHING IVE GOT!!!!!! This is a disgrace to karate kid and all the people who liked it to take a movie as good as that and turn it into this trash. ALSO HE DIDNT EVEN LEARN KARATE!!!! THAT DOENT EVEN MAKE SENSE!!! WHY CALL IT KARATE KID WHEN THERE ISNT EVEN ANY KARATE IN IT!!! THATS KUNG FUUUU!!!!!!!

WORST MOVIE IN EXISTENCE!!!!!!
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Gran Torino (2008)
10/10
ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES IVE EVER SEEN!!!
4 September 2021
How are Clint Eastwood movies all so good? It's not really a sad movie but some people say it is so it's just what you find sad I guess but it's sOooOoOo good!!!! More people need to watch this movie!!!! Everyone I know is so uncultured. The ending is awesome and so is the rest of it. SOoOooOooOoO GOOD!!!!!
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Split (IX) (2016)
10/10
AhhhHhH soOooO GOod!!!
4 September 2021
This was honestly a really good movie and James McAvoy's acting should've won him an oscar. Anya Taylor Joy was also really good in this movie and story was even better than unbreakable. It's not really a sequel to unbreakable but at the end there is a Bruce Willis cameo but context isn't needed. Watch this. It's good. Everyone should watch this.
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Firefly (2002–2003)
10/10
SOoOoOoo GoOoOD!!!!!!
4 September 2021
WHYYYYY FOX WHyyYyYyYy!!!!!! THID IS SO GOOD EVEN AFTER ALMOST 20 YEARS!!!!! At least they made serenity and gave fans one last story but Disney wants to reboot with a NEW CAST!!!!! THERE WILL NEVER BE A WORLD WHERE SUMMER GLAU IS NOT RIVER AND ADAM BAlDWIN IS NOT JAYNE NOOooOO!!!!! NEVER!!!! WATCH THIS SHOW!!! ITS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!!!!!!!!
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1/10
Longest mistake of my life
30 August 2021
Wayyyy too long. Some movies like lord of the rings, The godfather and heat make really long movies work but this was awful. The story was generally terrible and most of it was just remaking the old one but if you ever want to torture someone, make them watch this movie. It will kill them.

It was quite possibly the longest mistake of my life I will ever experience.
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Jessica Jones (2015–2019)
10/10
AWESOME SHOWWWWW!!!!
31 July 2021
THIS IS GOLLDDD!!!!!! ITS SOOooOoOo GOOD!!! AND IT ACTUALLY KNOWS HOW TO CREATE GOOD VILLAINS!! EVERYONE SEEMS TO HATE SEASon 2 BUT AFTER THE FIRST HALF ITS AMAZING!!!!! I WISH MORE PEOPLE WOULD WATCH THIS WILLINGLY!!! ITS FOR THEIR OWN GOOD!!! MARVEL MIGHT BRING HER TO THE MCU BUT THEY BETTER NOT ERASE THE EVENTS OF THE SHOW BECAUSE ITS AMAZING!!!!!!

Also trish is the worst and it proves this show can create good villains.
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WandaVision (2021)
1/10
It's for pretentious saps
31 July 2021
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The first 3 episodes were genuinely TERRIBLE and the last 2 with the "big villain hero fight" had less action than an episode of Gilmore girls.

This show was so lost in its own pretentiousness that it was somehow packed with pointless storylines yet at the same time nothing happened.

The worst part of all was that they got the original quicksilver all for a stupid joke.

The long opening theme tunes in the first few episodes took up half of the screen time and we're not even a funny joke. Mcu is trying so hard to be FUNNY and to be DRAMATIC. WHY CANT THEY JUST PICK ONE!!!! It's okay to have comedic moments in a serious movie or have a sort of hybrid comedy drama type thing but no. Not this. Guardians of the galaxy is a comedy and is really really good and kind of dramatic and then Logan is the full on drama that is also really good. They need to figure out what the production they are working on is before they try and force bad humour on us.

AND HER STUPID CHILDREN UGGGHHHH!!! SO annoying and SO unnecessary like this whole show AKKKKKKK

The only reason people think it's good is because it's mcu, not even marvel, mcu. Jessica jones wasn't treated like this neither was punisher or legion because they weren't mcu.
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10/10
It's good
25 July 2021
Daughter is annoying but it's good. Don't think it should get such bad reviews.
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