Unintentionally. The movie is 'supposed' to be about (I think) an ancient artifact that turns into a bunch of monsters. Don't know, don't care. I'm probably wrong. I'm not even going to try to break down this 'plot' for anyone, because it would probably take a team of 10 MTI graduates to attempt to clear anything up, and i mean anything. Have you ever watched a film where every single scene is in complete severance from the rest? No Continiuty in a plot that wants that. I'm just going to line item what is absolutely HILARIOUS: (spoilers, if you really care) Dorff running around ever military scene with this "I haven't pooped in 3 days" look. He always just seems angry, but they never explain as to why the guy is angry. Then you Tara Reid, can you think of a more hilarious idea than to put scientist gear on her and pass that 'party girl past her prime'. Garbage. But fun. And then you have the lead, Christian Slater. Probably not a winning career movie, even though I must say I would be extremely confused as to what was going on as well.
I could keep going, but i'll spare you Just know that if you want to laugh at a movie that does NOTHING right, this is it. Best line, "Christian says: "Don't be insane" to this guy. Just the way he says it is like he just asked him for a cup of coffee. You'll Enjoy if you can just open your mind of the joy of bad, bad, unintentionally bad movies. They can be highly amusing.
I could keep going, but i'll spare you Just know that if you want to laugh at a movie that does NOTHING right, this is it. Best line, "Christian says: "Don't be insane" to this guy. Just the way he says it is like he just asked him for a cup of coffee. You'll Enjoy if you can just open your mind of the joy of bad, bad, unintentionally bad movies. They can be highly amusing.
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