The film is garbage of course, but a few things that could have helped make it watchable.
1) Shooting in HD will make your film look like poop- This isn't Paul Schrader's first rodeo, and yet he chose to shoot the film like a UCLA graduate. This guy made beautiful films in 35mm like Cat People, Mishima, and American Gigolo, but yet he actually wanted to shoot in a distracting, garish, noisy, unfilmlike format. If he couldn't scrounge up another $300K to shoot on film, then this shouldn't have been made.
2) Hire people who can act- And it wasn't just the porn stugats either, nobody else could act except for Lohan. I understand the casting in this film was part of some internet promotion/gimmick and it shows. There are all kinds of actors in LA and Europe who can act who would have done this for peanuts and they managed to hire an entire cast who couldn't.
3) The music was atrocious- Indie schlock that nobody cares about, shoehorned into a film where it doesn't belong. This is another bad directing decision from someone who should know better.
The premise of the film is interesting and there is some good dialogue, but that isn't enough. It has to look and sound like an actual film instead of an amateurish mess in order to interest people.
1) Shooting in HD will make your film look like poop- This isn't Paul Schrader's first rodeo, and yet he chose to shoot the film like a UCLA graduate. This guy made beautiful films in 35mm like Cat People, Mishima, and American Gigolo, but yet he actually wanted to shoot in a distracting, garish, noisy, unfilmlike format. If he couldn't scrounge up another $300K to shoot on film, then this shouldn't have been made.
2) Hire people who can act- And it wasn't just the porn stugats either, nobody else could act except for Lohan. I understand the casting in this film was part of some internet promotion/gimmick and it shows. There are all kinds of actors in LA and Europe who can act who would have done this for peanuts and they managed to hire an entire cast who couldn't.
3) The music was atrocious- Indie schlock that nobody cares about, shoehorned into a film where it doesn't belong. This is another bad directing decision from someone who should know better.
The premise of the film is interesting and there is some good dialogue, but that isn't enough. It has to look and sound like an actual film instead of an amateurish mess in order to interest people.
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