Where do I start? Let me say I don't usually write reviews (this is my first on IMDb) and I'm not a "fanboy". I liked the original NOES, loved part 3, the rest I could take or leave. While my expectations weren't exactly high, I did go into this with a positive attitude. I don't have a problem with remakes in general, but I do when it feels like no more than a quick money grab. So, without spending all my words comparing it to the original, this is my review ...
First, with the exception of Jackie Earle Haley (Freddy), the cast was terrible. The characters were uninteresting. Not one of them made any impact on me or added anything special to this movie whatsoever. The acting ranged from mediocre to bad. Kyle Gallner (Quentin) has that sickly aids patient look to him, much like the dude from Twilight, so I can only assume he was cast in an attempt to bring in that crowd. He wasn't terrible, but he's like a bootleg version of the Twilight guy, who is average at best in his own right. Rooney Mara (Nancy) was okay but she doesn't have the charisma to play the lead role, or she didn't here at least. The other kids were forgettable plus most of them looked too old to still be in high school. The parents were almost nonexistent and very robotic. Now, being a slasher flick, I don't expect anything Oscar worthy. I do however expect a little emotion and some charm from time to time.
Second, the writing felt like it was thrown together. Paint-by-numbers script. The dialog was boring. The story was only decent due to it's source material, but even then they dulled it down. There's really not much else I can say about that because they really didn't offer much to begin with. Very flat.
Third, and probably what I disliked most about this movie was the editing. It had ugly special effects for the most part, which in 2010 there is really no excuse for. The quick jump scenes added for cheap thrills mostly felt out of place, but what's worse, it's an already overused gimmick these days and done poorly here. The pacing while not slow exactly, although quite boring, didn't make a whole lot of sense at times. Not in a confusing way, more in a pointless sort of way. There was no intensity or build up. Sometimes the pacing of certain movies benefit greatly from a directors cut (think Daredevil or the Rob Zombie Halloween remake. Those directors cuts were superior to the theatrical). I'd recommend it for this movie as well if I didn't think Samuel Bayer sucked so bad as a movie director.
Forth, I like when remakes or adaptations, with respect to it's source material, can bring something new to the table and stand alone. Dawn of the Dead is a great example of that. Super Mario Bros is a good example of what not to do. NOES falls somewhere in between. It mostly stayed true to the original, but it offered nothing better. No fresh take. Blown opportunity. I've already forgotten the new music score completely, whereas the original movie had one of the greatest horror scores I ever heard. I don't mind that they changed Freddy's origin around slightly or how they changed it, but they did a lousy job of incorporating it. I don't mind the use of modern special effects, in fact it's encouraged, but again they missed the mark. As for Jackie Earle Haley, I liked his version of Freddy. It's pretty much the only redeemable factor in this movie. Still, he wasn't as cool a Freddy as Robert Englund (not many could be I suppose), though that's probably due to having very little to work with. The best comparison I can make is this : the original was a cultural icon, the remake was lazy, forgettable, formula film making.
Bottom line, I give this a 2 out of 10. Call me unreasonable all you you like, but really when I struggle to find a single positive thing to say about a movie (especially a movie that would normally be right up my alley) then what would you expect me to rate it? By the way, that extra star it gets was earned by Jackie Earle Haley alone, otherwise I'd give it a 1.
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