Well...this movie sure is...something. It's really hard to describe what this movie is because it truly can't decide what it wants to be.
This is like everything that makes superhero stuff a big turn off and is everything people make fun of and complain constantly about superhero stuff for being. With it just being the most convoluted thing ever and is just the very definition of all over the place.
And what is it that makes this movie so convoluted you ask? I will tell you it's that this movie all the time wants you to be very critical of it yet at the same time not critical at all. While also wanting you to take it very serious yet at the same time not take it serious at all.
Here are some very good examples when Nebula intensely speaks out in genuine anger only for all that serious build up to be killed off by the most needless dumb guy acting awkward next to her joking bit,
Gamora and Nebula fight that start intense only to turn into an ridiculous over the top anime fight with Gamora absurdly large gun,
Peter figuring out his dad killed his mom, leading him to shoot him only for him to make his dad transform into David Hasselhoff. Really like really?
David Hasselhoff?
And then of course when Peter gets extraordinary powers he transforms into Pacman with rocks and collides in a big fight with his dad with the same powers. Are you for real?
You just can't have it both ways for everything man! Can't you just have one single serious moment free from mindless stupidity that kills off the mood? There's a time and a place for these things you know? Have some dignity and restraint for god sake!
And you see the thing is I wouldn't mind this movie silliness if that was all it was going for.
But the movie continuously goes on with how it wants me to take it serious and that it's meant to be an emotional movie but then it continuously shows the most mindlessly silly things right after those serious moments.
Of course that doesn't work cause nothing and no one can be both one thing and the polar opposite at the same time and expect it to work well. What is it you want to be movie?
You really seem to care what you're coming off as only to not care right after. Isn't that just a little hypocritical when you think of it? You gotta make up your mind damn it!
Still don't believe me when I say this film is incredibly convoluted?
To be fair the movie isn't horrible, it still looks very nice with all the technical stuff in it being top notched. But it's just really careless in what it's trying to be or tell in this frankly very tasteless and crass manner which honestly makes it slightly insulting. If you don't really care what I think about you of course you're gonna get the same response from me right back.
So yeah this movie jumps from all kinds of tones which gives a lot of confused mixed messages. It doesn't really make for a really terrible film but not a particularly good one either.
5/10 As mid as you get.
This is like everything that makes superhero stuff a big turn off and is everything people make fun of and complain constantly about superhero stuff for being. With it just being the most convoluted thing ever and is just the very definition of all over the place.
And what is it that makes this movie so convoluted you ask? I will tell you it's that this movie all the time wants you to be very critical of it yet at the same time not critical at all. While also wanting you to take it very serious yet at the same time not take it serious at all.
Here are some very good examples when Nebula intensely speaks out in genuine anger only for all that serious build up to be killed off by the most needless dumb guy acting awkward next to her joking bit,
Gamora and Nebula fight that start intense only to turn into an ridiculous over the top anime fight with Gamora absurdly large gun,
Peter figuring out his dad killed his mom, leading him to shoot him only for him to make his dad transform into David Hasselhoff. Really like really?
David Hasselhoff?
And then of course when Peter gets extraordinary powers he transforms into Pacman with rocks and collides in a big fight with his dad with the same powers. Are you for real?
You just can't have it both ways for everything man! Can't you just have one single serious moment free from mindless stupidity that kills off the mood? There's a time and a place for these things you know? Have some dignity and restraint for god sake!
And you see the thing is I wouldn't mind this movie silliness if that was all it was going for.
But the movie continuously goes on with how it wants me to take it serious and that it's meant to be an emotional movie but then it continuously shows the most mindlessly silly things right after those serious moments.
Of course that doesn't work cause nothing and no one can be both one thing and the polar opposite at the same time and expect it to work well. What is it you want to be movie?
You really seem to care what you're coming off as only to not care right after. Isn't that just a little hypocritical when you think of it? You gotta make up your mind damn it!
Still don't believe me when I say this film is incredibly convoluted?
To be fair the movie isn't horrible, it still looks very nice with all the technical stuff in it being top notched. But it's just really careless in what it's trying to be or tell in this frankly very tasteless and crass manner which honestly makes it slightly insulting. If you don't really care what I think about you of course you're gonna get the same response from me right back.
So yeah this movie jumps from all kinds of tones which gives a lot of confused mixed messages. It doesn't really make for a really terrible film but not a particularly good one either.
5/10 As mid as you get.
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