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The Cleaning Lady (2022– )
6/10
Great S1 but end of S2 n all of S3 (off the rails)
25 April 2024
First off BIG Respect and and condolences to Adam Canto and his family... Too young and a shocking loss. I really thought he was going to be like the next Bond, Bourne or truly independent action/suspense actor. And of course i didn't know him personally he still came off as a really likeable charismatic guy personally. Long live your memory.

Now to the facts of the series. I loved Season 1 and i thought that combined chemistry of everyone and the script was OUTSTANDING... Adam Canto was incredible... A very unique and intriguing take on a action/hero portrayal.

However towards the end of the second season and pretty much all of the 3rd season the script just wants to have too much going on all the time to the point beyond eye rolling and very far fetched.... The show started to settle in on one setting... Constant Chaos with no change in dynamics starts to create massive viewer fatigue. It became exhausting and eye rolling to watch and more importantly far less believable.

Thony is a great character that is basically becoming a Heizenberg from breaking bad... She continously does far more harm than good and she can't seem to understand that... But the big difference between Breaking Bad and this show is pace and dynamic changes and realism. Breaking bad was never in a rush to throw everything in at once to see what sticks or just tryin to hard to keep continous tension when it isn't really needed.
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Arctic (2018)
9/10
Outstanding Gritty, Organic and Un-Hollywooded Survival Story!
23 April 2024
I've watched this movie about 4 times now over the last 3 to 4 years. There are just some of those movies you get in the mood for on occasion and this one found its way into that bunch for me.

On the very simplistic surface it's Castaway in the Arctic, but the story telling about the human spirit and our individual motivators is told NO BETTER than this movie via MM's portrayal.

As far as reviews here I'm shocked actually. I think this film is more for folks who enjoy a great story, seriously great acting and reading between the lines rather than the need for explicit dialog. I also think the entire nature of the movie is organic and un-hollywooded and that might seem a bit to slow/quiet for some but i assure you its not.

I'm a huge MM fan, and I could easily argue that this was his best movie. There is very little dialog but MM is able to convey the beauty and depth of the human spirit under tremendous circumstances

It also peels allot back regarding our most basic needs and motivations. It subtlely articulates how love for others is stronger than personal fear.

I 100% believe MM brought more realism, intensity and depth to a survival story than I've ever seen before.
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Road House (2024)
6/10
Campy take of the orig... And no Sam Elliot role?
22 March 2024
First off the original Road House would be hitting an 8 on IMDb today for sure... This new take was fun to watch, but Im not interested in seeing it again which is sad.

I watch the original probably once every 2 or 3 years because it's unique and Swayze, Elliot bring a flavor with that different script that is missing in this one The older version w Swayze was a far more complete and mature story and its script just carried more depth and character mystery...

JG and CM were great... Matter of fact Cm was fun as a villain and look fwd to his villain take on more serious roles as he definitely has the charisma and intrigue. JG was very solid but Swayze was able to add a complexity/depth w his script that is missing in this one..

I thought the new script not including a real Sam Elliot equivalent role was a MASSIVE mistake which short changed Dalton's character development and did the same the to the story potential.

Some of the side roles had cheezy acting... so did the original but honestly this one bordered more on bad acting on some of those side roles vs just cheezy.

Combine all of these issues w so many beautiful sunny day settings near the beach and it made it real hard to sell it the same way the original did. It was nice to see it once but honestly it doesn't come close to the original for me.
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The Creator (2023)
6/10
Prioritizing visuals over character development. (AGAIN)...
25 January 2024
For me its plain and simple. The movie is strongly implying/requiring we should feel empathy towards the characters but it really doesn't earn this as it significantly lacks character development in the beginning.

Begins immediately in this strange new world in immediate crisis with excessive visuals and action sequences that are visually amazing, but I think viewers are struggling to just get their bearings due to too much too fast. Honestly I think the movie needs an extended cut with an addition 10 to 15 minutes of character setup/depth development to pull us in as humans.

Nearly an hour in it starts to piece a bit of care and character development but its not consistent and up to then it feels like a collection of sequenced scenes that are super cool but don't have an organic flow.

I think the side effect of all this is the movie leaves me knowing i should be feeling a certain way but i'm not. Ironic it just doesn' have enough human feel.

This is at least the second big budget sci-fi movie I've seen recently that has this issue. And amazingly i was impressed by the sound track on both and even more so in this movie. The acting by the way is also outstanding. There is allot of "Avatarish" concepts in the story/plot.

I think a lower budget version of this movie that shifts the 70/30% visual/story focus to 40/60% and it would have been a OUTSTANDING.
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6/10
So So M. Night/Hcock knockoff w Terrible Ending
11 December 2023
The show sets up very well and gets you intrigued right away. And all the actors are very solid of course. But along the way there are some things thrown in to create more suspense, and tension but they just come off jagged and weird and don't fit the flow of the movie but perhaps might get resolved in a tbd brilliant ending.. NOT.

The ending has to be the most abrupt and un-natural endings I've ever seen. I mean there is no way that scene looks or feels at all like an ending and nor is the movie itself ready for and ending according to what's happening... BIZARRE

The ending felt like an out of money fire sale that left many parts of the movie pointless..

It seems like the movie folks thought the core part of the story was not enough and in an attempt to enhance, aspects of Hitchcock and M Night Shymalon were very carelessly employed that ended up feeling like very cheap and unnecessary parlor tricks.

Further as a dad to 4 daughters. The little girl in that entire situation made no sense whatsoever... She was at least 5 years too old to be doing the things she did.

This has allot of potential but was ruined by unneeded parlor tricks and a truly AWFUL and bewildering ending.
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The Killer (2023)
8/10
Once again Less Is More.
11 November 2023
If you want explosions, mega-stunt chases with sexy clothes and cars, well skip it... If you don't like reading btw the lines with less dialog ...skip it... If you like substance keep on... While the story line here has been rehashed a zillion times, there are only a handful of movies in this genre that do it well and a few that do it very well. This is close to the top of that list.

It just goes to show once again that a tight story, along with very well acted interesting characters capable of conveying volumes between the lines remains a successful formula.

And the sound track had just the right amount of flavor that reinforced the subtle nature of the flick. Fassbender was absolutely outstanding. He creates a unique and ambigiously conflicted character that you just can't put a finger on. All of the supporting cast were fantastic well purposed touches.

The plot is incredibly simple yet intricate in execution and detail. I will put this right up there with another favorite of mine ... The American w George Clooney. Well done.
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Midnight Mass (2021)
8/10
Incredibly clever way to hold a BIG mirror up to Organized Religion.
23 October 2023
First of all the movie was very well balanced across several genres, but while horror was definitely in context the story was so good and had so many other facets to it, that I would frequently forget the horror part of it.

It's really a diverse series that explores so many different facets of life, redemption, pain, suffering along with a horror element. It was a very unique experience... so much so that i'm not sure how to approach this review... So instead I will instead without spoilers highlight the main messaging themes I interpreted.

This series really dives deep into how the rudders of organized religion can and do frequenltly veer off course severely into the areas of pre-judgment, arrogance and how that can turn ugly fast by accidentally/purposefully exploiting people during their weakest moments and in smaller areas where less information is available and less contrasting opinions.

It highlights the people that selfishly want so badly to think God's has a more favorable relationship with them alone simply because they attened Church more than others or checked all the good-boy boxes in Church... Then they selfishly and misguidely use these god-favorit dilllusions to taint and distort the religious delivery experience and bring others down with them. The series really highlights the penalties for choosing a false profit even if by mistake.

Overall its a refreshing take on how many people see Organized religion now... and probably why Church has lost so much attendance recently.

Unfortunately I was heavily involved with religion when I was younger and I stopped entirely as i became an adult honestly due to the exact things highlighted in this movie... (Of course outside the horror element)
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8/10
Waited a yr to watch... I LOVED IT.... Fantastic Conclusion (I'm shocked)
21 October 2023
I was so upset by the reviews last year I did not watch H Ends until now..... I mean if the rumors/reviews were right i was worried it would spoil the series for me which i loved... Finally a year later sitting around free on Prime and bored i turned it on.

Honestly I thought it was Very Good shockingly. I think it required some reading btw the lines to really see past the surface which is why some of the events were butchered alive in the reviews.

This was honestly the most explanatory, intellectual and darwinistic version of all of the Halloweens w LS and MM... and since it was the conclusion of the series I really appreciated what was revealed here with all the subtleties.... It let us into the how's and why's more deeply without going so deep it destroyed the mystique of MM/The Shape and Good/Evil.

I'm embarrassed to say i let the reviews and publicity delay my viewing on the finale.

So let me walk thru my interpretation.

Since this one concludes the series I agree that MM and LS didn't have quite enough screen time... but i understood reading btw the lines that while this one was a conclusion for LS and MM... It was also showing good/evil truly never dies and mildly hinting at how it started or could start again... And in doing that it was unvealing the curtain just a bit into who/what MM/The Shape was... And the nature of good/evil.

People complained about Michael being too in this one, but again reading btw the lines it made sense to me... The evil in MM knew that body was failing due to obvious trauma and age... It was desperate to find a new potential host to "carry the torch"... and saw a bit of possiblity in Corey which is why the Shape didn't kill Corey. Even deeper with some symbolism the town had become much more hateful, less tolerent over the years and the damage MM inflicted not only had its impact but it grew exponentially... and I think this actually weakened MM and/or the need for him because the evil/negative energy got diluted which would also explain why he laid dormant for 4 years.

It did show that Michaels strength/resilence increases as he kills and of course the addition of the Halloween event itself helps him reach peak potential. So honestly i thought it really added up and actually started to explain/hint at the mythology of what was behind MM/The Shape more so than any of the others. Clearly allot was unveiled when MM read Corey's eyes... That part of it alone CLEARLY 100% reveals MM is not JUST a man. Matter of fact the more i think about this conclusion the more i really like how the subtleties add up and tie together not just this movie but who MM was and why he existed and the darwinism of good/evil and how that battle will never go away... it just changes form.

Lastly for those of us who've been around since the first Halloween and watched all of these, it felt like solid soulful closure to me... I'm sure some of that is nostalgia... I've known LS and MM characters since I was kid... and now ALL OF US are older and unfortunately things come to close. As is life. Allot like one of a kind roller coaster you rode when young and got your kids to ride later and finally its last day has past and its closed down/dismanted and gone... and replaced by a newere one for a newer generation. (Sigh).

LS came full circle and finally ended and overcame the one thing that dreadfully consumed her entire life and so many around her.... And for MM/The Shape... It's bittersweet... Part of the mystique of this guy was that he just was unstoppable yet believable and it gave the movies the fear by his power. But alas in this conclusion times have changed and he is weaker and that is because he did his job... the town had more hate... less tolerance... less understanding and more of his energy was absorbed by others in the town which weakened him along with his age and injuries. But further LS was the symbolism of good beating evil finally yet painfully... I think MM/The Shape needed to kill LS because she had beaten him over and over and had he killed her strength/luck/resilence would have transferred to him thus making him more powerful... She became the one gate that kept him from evolving further. And her survival was the one thing that gave the town hope and dimished MM/The Shapes impact.

Finally... and I mean FINALLY... This horror movie does the one thing that none in its likeness ever do and leave all of us screaming at the movie at how stupid the characters are because they don't...

They actually REALLY REALLY guarantee the finality of MM... There was no hollering at the screen saying shoot him again... shoot him again... It closed without the cliche which i think was some genius poetic justice as this the first REAL conclusion of a legendary horror series spanning 40 years which truly kickstarted this genre entirely... and that little touch was like a final stage bow out indicating it was really done and they started something different and ended it different as well.
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Vesper (2022)
4/10
Melancholy + Dystopia have a child named Gloomy
18 October 2023
The visuals are crazy good. I really wanted to like it and it felt like was going to be one of these under the radar blockbusters but it just never goes ANYWHERE. You feel like there is a cool concept here somewhere but it just never pans out.

The movie starts in first gear... and stays in first gear the whole way thru. Sadly there are just a few problems but they are big problems.

#1. You don't care about the characters. There is just not enough background to start to care or feel for the characters. Which is also related to the next problem.

#2. No dynamics EVER... The movie starts off buried in Dystopian gloom and melancholy and never leaves. Its so much gloom and doom... You feel like your hungover on a gloomy Sunday afternoon and everything feels off.

#3. Because of missing dynamics and missing empathy for characters... the movie is entirely left to its visuals so many sci-fi tech nuances that are probably really well thought out but I don't care to understand them.

The Soundtrack was great but I never felt the story/character development lived up to the soundtrack or the concept.
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9/10
Outstanding Offspring of Orig and Next Gen---> Wow
13 September 2023
Seriously blown away... Long long time coming.

Baseline, I was a big fan of the Orig and Next Gen... Since then I haven't been impressed although i have watched or tried to watch all the spin-offs. I think the Chris Pine movies were solid as well and definitely revived things but clearly they weren't in it for the long haul sadly. Picard for me sadly was a massive dissapointment except for season 3.

This series seems to wisely prop itself up on the legs/foundations formed in the Original, Next Gen, and a bit of the newer pine movies and combine those elements into one AMAZING series.

Further they add their own spice which is WORKING. They go deeper into the human experience of it all. Deeper into the challenges regarding morality, pain and loss... etc... And somehow they also pull off just the right amount of light-hearted comedy in very touching ways. I don't think i've ever seen a show like this fit comedy in without coming off as in your face cheezy.

I think new Trek watchers will love this show, and previous Trek fans will be blown away. Matter of fact i'm not certain why i'm not giving this series a 10 except for the fact i'm truly hoping folks take the review seriously.
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The Blackwell Ghost (2017 Video)
4/10
Not a documentary(Its fake)... Tricking people with that designation.
20 August 2023
If it were an amateur short with a mystery/thriller/horror so be it and honestly it wouldn't be too bad considering but would land around the same 4 rating... But bs load is cleverly/irresponsibly highlighted as a historic documentary and played off this way, which makes you look at the film coming in differently that if were classified truthfully.

It's amazing how much a genre can shape your interpretation going in and they definitely sell their souls for fame on this to play with that misconception.

There are just countless things about it that are left unexplained purposefully and the wife's "acting"/"behavior" gave it up right away and you know immediately this is a fraud... No normal person does what she does in this knock-off... and the guy is convincing as just an genuine guy who's initial take on paranormal is prove it and until then its bs... which is great but as soon as the details start rolling... you quickly realize he's really not who he says he is at all... And tons of other eye rolling stuff to the point where wheels come off the wagon as it attempts to leap for a trademark Paranormal Activity ending.

This is just a another notch in the belt of folks willing to sell their souls for fame/money by playing not just loosely with documentary status but basically destroying the whole meaning in order to get hits/views/buzz... It's sad to see and i know i couldn't look myself in the mirror if this is how i accomplished but hey allot of people just truly don't care.
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6/10
Great Stunts/Cinematography but missing Craig's Bond heart/soul
23 July 2023
I still end up comparing these all to the Bourne Series and now most recently Craigs Bond Series. MI just always falls far short for me and despite my very high hopes this last one does as well...

It's very big on eye candy (stunts, cinematography, gadgets) but its always light on story/arch and meaningful character development outside of Ethan.

The complimentary side kicks in MI always remain just that and nothing more. The roles/scope they are limited to don't allow them to develop any sense of depth or meaning even though they've been in all 7 of these now.

I hate to say it but i truly believe Cruise monopolizes too much of the show, and this sabotages any other character development.

I'll be honest I forgot i watched it 10 minutes after i left the theater, unlike No Time To Die... i couldn't wait to see it again in Imax and then couldn't wait to own the Blueray.

I'm a big Cruise fan but i can but this is just eye candy without substance and I just never got into it even though i really tried.
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FUBAR (2023– )
8/10
Give it 2 episodes. I wrote a review after 1 and was 100% wrong.
27 May 2023
This is a corrective review. I initially gave this a 5 and after episode 2 I was 1000% wrong. First off I 100% love Arnold S... I think he's an inspirational person of rare nature and I'm clearly biased. But i did initially give this a 5 star review after watching episode 1. I decided bored and sitting around to push to episode 2 and i can't believe how much the show evolved and got its bearings and started hitting all the spots i was hoping it would hit. Anyways bottom line is i was wrong. The show starts to touch all the things that True Lies left open... and when Arnold hits the zone about how he feels in a father daughter dynamic well its super touching... kinda nostalgia lie Cobra Kai.

Anyhow I'm happy to see my old man Arnold involved with something that has allot of potential. I feel terrible for my pre-judgement and have re-learned an old lesson.
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The Diplomat (II) (2023– )
6/10
"Theranos Voice" mainstream political power flick aimed at women.
23 May 2023
Hey it's about time that women dominating a poltically themed show, but as a older male with 3 grown daughters, you can definitely feel the heavy handed gender steering and the series needs to take some notes from other shows that have done this in a much more organic and genuine way.

Several episodes are basically high-powered men acting like kids and screwing things ups and its up to a bunch of behind the scenes women soap operishly having to cleanup after them. In addition there is a bit of "theranos voice" in this which really sad i thiink.

I'm an audio guy and i can't help but notice auditory patterns... if you watch a few episodes of this show you will hear the men by far have far more dynamics in their voices throughout the show during normal conversations and/or heated ones... but the women have far far less dynamic frequency changes throughout the series and its very clear efforts are in place to purposely limit femininity in the voices... Frequently the during dialog the women have deeper voices than the men in multiple scenes.

It has the bones of good show but its definitely over coaxing to get its point across and again could learn allot from other shows that have done this far more organically by just being real.
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The Mother (2023)
4/10
Takes a special woman to pull off action. J-Lo is NOT one of them.
14 May 2023
I always like finding good off beat action movies starring women. I think Noomi is probably the leader in this area currently.

Anyhow Netflix did a great job propping this up, but this thing just falls apart and feels flat within the first 5 minutes and stays there the rest of the movie.

Plot is weak to start and there's just not enough grit, complexity or intensity to J-Lo's character to get past the glam. Its more like diet-action. There just isn't enough working to make her a believable action star. I like J-Lo in other stuff but this just didn't fit. Quite a ways to reach Noomi, Milla, Beckinsale etc...

Its a movie you forget as soon as you see it.
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Designated Survivor (2016–2019)
5/10
Late to the party - agree w other starts strong n fizzles eye rollingly
6 April 2023
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Premise is great, first 8 to 10 episodes are GREAT... but after that it quickly degrades into an un-reallistic eye rolling mess... Actors are great... but for a serious series people expect better and more realistic writing... The writing around hacking (as a computer software engineer)... is eye rolling ridiculous from the Space Agencies flight software to power grid, cell phone battery fire... I mean garbage...

The president appoints one all powerful FBI agent w basically unlimited resources to pursue the biggest threat in the country and repeatedly she goes at it alone gun in first w zero communication as to what she's doing risking more harm than the good she does...

Final straw was the power outage in DC and then the whitehouse only have 8 hrs of backup generator... RIDICULOUS...
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Fear the Walking Dead (2015–2023)
After TWD gave this a hopeful 2 season go... (Writing just bad)
22 January 2023
Warning: Spoilers
I recently finished TWD and yes its not perfect but overall I loved it and was desperate to continue the adventure... so we tried this out... It was ok and held our interest, but little things started to add up. The acting was really good/solid across the show but the writing just wasn't there especially for the kids.

#1. The Barber happened to be secret former torturous bad guy... What are the odds? But ok...

#2. The cheesy Sales Guy in lockup who seemingly owns the house/yacht they get away in... I mean really this guy was just over the top and too much to swallow... eye rolling...

#3. But the worst thing was the forced attempts to add the kids drama in the mix in they most typical eye rolling ways possible. I've seen so many recent shows forcefully trying to engage all ages like Stranger Things, Cobra Kai, Queens Gambit etc.. and fail horribly as does this one.

First off it starts off with all kind of typical very exaggerated teen hate going on against the step spouses of divorced parents(Unrealistically hateful), and the kids that are way old enough to know better, keep going off and doing the dumbest stuff possible jeopardizing everyone and totally un-affected by the gravity of recent world events. It just became so bad in this area it was eye rolling...

The trip to scavenge supplies from a plane crash on the beach was the last straw. People are dying and their family is fighting for survival, they promise to be serious when they go to the beach to scout for supplies and return asap... but they get there within 5 minutes start shopping like they are at the mall, 2 decide to sneak off on their own and eventually have a huge herd of zombies after them and one falls into a pit standing on the sandy edge... It was just a eye rolling scooby doo cheese fest at that point... And it lost me... Cheap and very bad/forced parlor tricks to add drama to the show where it really wasn't needed.

In the TWD it was very very refreshing how they used children in the show. It was a far more realistic take on Darwinism and how the serious nature of death/love would have on any decent kid also trying to survive and help their family do so. In TWD they learned they had to step up at a young age and that doing something stupid was going to cost them... and they were far younger than the kids on Fear TWD.

TWD had its cheesy issues too but the formula was just better on the better on realism, and you really respected the good guys so much more because the writing respected them more so.
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Black Summer (2019–2021)
5/10
Starts great (Hot/Cold) but goes off rails in1.25 episodes...
10 December 2022
Warning: Spoilers
So many shows trying to do to much rather than just keep it simple and focus on quality vs quantity. Its really a super hot or super cold show... Really promising/good and then terrible... rinse and repeat.

The premise we all know... weeks into a zombie apocalypse people are scrambling to survive which is fine and military is still engaged to evacuate people.... But quickly the show turns into an elaborate home-away style human to human sabotage show...

Meaning even though people are fighting for life and death, food, water, shelter... yet far too strangely there are pockets of people that have developed these overly elaborate schemes to trap, sabotage people and it goes off non-sensical (Especially the school scene where an elite group of warped kids and teenagers have turned their school into a mouse trap game (Not for the zombies but for people)...

None of the main characters can stay focused on their original plans and easily and repeatedly get distracted by nonsense that has nothing to do with the plans... which is to get to safety, family, etc...

Would be a solid show if they stuck to the meat and potatoes and limit the side show sabotage stuff that makes ZERO sense.
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Firestarter (2022)
3/10
WTH? My dog could have done better.. Insult to original.
8 December 2022
I honestly thought a remake would be great for a fresh audience. The original movie was FANTASTIC for it's time. Boy I was wrong and not sure what I just watched. Hats off to Carpenter's theme music... That was the only thing good about this movie.

It's movies like this that makes average Joe believe they could do far better directing/editing and in this case they are right.

This thing just didn't flow, didn't connect with the characters, and the changes made vs the original just did not work and made it worse... Remember New Coke well this was worse.... One of the oddest clunkiest square peg round hole movies I've seen...

And if there is one thing you have to get right and they DID NOT... Is in the original ending when they kill her dad she basically goes super nova angry from the emotion she had for her dad and mom (which did not exist in this movie) and bullets melt before getting to her and fire suits wouldn't do a thing... She walks out bringing down the whole place and everyone...I truly feel sad that the younger generation won't get to experience this story in the same quality I did...
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Barbarian (2022)
6/10
Females Everywhere Should be Seriously Insulted(Massive stupidity)
31 October 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Non-Spoiler: Seriously as this movie progressed i felt this was really insulting to females in general. As a dad of 3 daughters i cringed at the stupidity and poor judgment and happily my daughters cringed right with me. I would be a failure of a dad/human being if my daughters made 20% of the obvious wrong choices this girl did.

(Spoilers Below) The Good: The whole premise... double booking a Airbnb that is creepy along with the ellaborate tunnels underneath the neighborhood created by a serial killer and that human-like mom creature descendant was really really cool (Score 10 right there)... And had they lightened up about 70% on the stupid human scooby doo factor the I would have raised my score up at least 2 notches.

The Bad(Really bad could have all been fixed if they just laid off the full throttle on stupidity and played it differently.) #1. Who on what planet pulls into that neighborhood and goes forward with an AirBnb. Answer (NO ONE)... Her car would be looted on blocks in 5 minutes. When the leading girl escapes there isn't a normal/safe looking house for miles around. Reinforcing the AirBnb would have been a no go for 95% of your average intellect. And a much wiser choice would be sleep over in the car at a truck stop with a shower.

#2. After deciding to insanely pursue the AirBnb she decides to stay with a stranger because its been double booked... I mean of course right... Really really crappy unsafe neighborhood that no one would stay in... when when you get inside another stranger is occupying the place and a young female chooses to stay????

#3. And her journey down to the basement is just relentlessly stacked with more extraordinary stupidity as to who in their right mind would still be there instead of shouting downtown in the police command center. And mind you this is after she's chased by a homeless person up to her door way.

#5. Even an intellectually challenged person would have taken of one out of the dozen or so choices she reasonably had to shut the whole thing down and get to safety.

(What would have made a 8+ for this movie).

Easy: 1. Make the neighborhood nicer just a bit where the AirBnb was so it didn't make the girl seem stupid off the bat.

2. Do more with the Airbnb rental agency to smooth over the other stranger being at the airbnb to establish a baseline of safety. Otherwise she looks stupid again blindly staying w a stranger in such a horrible neighborhood.

*** Just #1 and #2 add 1 star alone...

3. This area needs story alterations to change the circumstances of how/why she's in the basement in the first place. First off a normal person isn't going down in that basement in that neighborhood... Especially after she sees the neighborhood during the day and gets chased by a homeless person to the door. However, lets stretch and say she does... SHE'S NOT GOING TO FORGET HER CELL PHONE... and she's NOT going to walking back in dark tunnels behind secret doors on her own... And when she sees that torture room She's going to be off and running. If they could somehow tighten/rearrange the circumstances here on this 15 minutes of the movie i think it clicks up another notch...

Lots of potential but this DOES NOT belong on any top 10 list by a mile.
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Uncut Gems (2019)
4/10
2 Hours worth of hollering/screaming is NOT intensity its ANNOYING!!
6 April 2022
The movie feels like its trying desperately to forcefully infuse a formula from other successful movies and like all things forced, you can tell. Its 2+ hours of trying to simulate intensity by having the actors of mostly scream and holler over each other for the entire movie.

It makes you anxious and tense for sure but its definitely not from substance. Its from the annoying characters and the constantly hollering/screaming over top of one another.

So much about the character(s) are just left unexplained and we are asked to take it on faith. The movie only has one dynamic of intensity and its irritating and it leaves the movie without any recognizable arch. Its just a straight line from beginning to end.

I would say fantastic acting but each character only had one dynamic so i'm just not sure it really stretched anyone.

Definitely over hyped....
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The Fall (I) (2013–2016)
6/10
Incredible Acting battling cheese fest writing in season 2/3
3 April 2022
Incredible respect and hats off to Anderson and Dornan and the supporting staff and direction... Seriously they carried this thing on their backs despite a cheese fest of writing ensuing very late season 1 fwd. The fascinating character portrayals are well into the "Breaking Bad" league...

Unfortunately late season 1 early season 2, 3... The story just gets flooded with stereo typical cheese that turns this into a love/hate for me. I loved watching the main characters as they are deeply fascinating. BTW this is DARK (ALL CAPS) intended.

I can't count how many times the writers put Dornan incredibly unrealistic situations that would embarrass any law enforcement agency or mental health facility.

It just reminds of the old horror movies/scooby doo "hey lets split up"... I I can't count how many times law enforcement/mental facilities left this guy uncuffed and under supervised and free to do what ever he wanted and/or ridiculously supervised by 1 person incapable of stopping Dornan if he chose to go violent.

Each time they tried to milk that it just became more eye rolling and cringeworthy thus negating all of the serious character work, drama, and tension created by the characters. It was mixed emotions.. I truly enjoyed Anderson's character and found like that character needed a series of her own (With better writing mind you)...

Overall Mediocre with acting/character brilliance...
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The Shack (I) (2017)
3/10
Excessive religious riddles failing horribly at justifying pain and reality.
19 March 2022
I believe strongly in God in my own way... but everything about this movie and its forever riddling attempts to justify all the terrible in the world fails all out... The movie jumps excessively far out on a ledge to justify who God/Jesus are with monstrous amounts of fiction portrayals in order to slap you in submission to the theme "just have faith and believe"... The intentions are good but of course but i'm not sure on judgement day if I would want to be in the persons shoes or portraying God/Jesus this way taking so many liberties in explaining unexplainable design.

It's pushy and is trying to shove religion down throats in a very presumptuous way rather than using plain scripture. Not a fan.
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The Way (I) (2010)
10/10
Truly Re-Charges The Soul - Life Changing For Me
22 February 2022
I do believe this movie is meant for the over 40 crowd or folks that have really experienced genuine adversity or pain and could use an intervention on life. I personally found this movie on prime in 2012 or 2013 over a bottle of red wine and during a difficult divorce from a 20 year marriage that involved 3 wonderful children. This movie stayed with me in ways that no other movie ever has, and it had the same profound impact on few friends I shared it with.

This is one of those movies that helped me set a renewed course in life. So much so that I wanted to add a bucket list to personally thank Emilio Estevez and Martin Sheen for creating what i believe to be modern a day masterpiece that challenges the conventional human condition in a profound way and helps unveil illusions about what a typical life should look and feel like. It also challenges us to face the common fear we have about breaking out of soul sucking convention, because many of us don't with serious circumstantial intervention.

The writing, story, acting, and directing were all phenomenal. I've watched probably about 10 times over the last 10 years. I decided to share it with someone again tonight. I can truly pickup something new from it each time. Much of this is due to the incredible acting and story telling that occurs within the lines, but also outside of them... (in the eyes, the facial expressions, mannerisms, etc.) things that words alone just can't convey as well. Sheen is a master in this area but the supporting case shine in this as well. I also think this movie does age like a fine wine and each time you open the aging bottle it has a just a little more depth and mystery to reveal. Or maybe its just me aging enough to finally comprehend it all.

I was never able to narrow down just one movie as being my favorite of all time, but this one is. I'm a big movie guy but this is my #1 and i have a feeling it always will be. Thank you Mr. Estevez and Mr. Sheen.
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6/10
Ok but highly over rated and this slow is just too slow...
19 January 2022
I'm centrist politically but this definitely feels a little overly celebrated by the "woke" when in actuality it was a mediocre movie. I love slow pace and less is more and hitchcockien style... But the slow here is a bit painful and has you pausing to frequently check how much time is left... I will say the creepy suspenseful soundtrack was outstanding and pushed you dangerously and masterfully to the edge of your chair thinking of there was something huge about to finally happened or get unveiled but no... It's just someone saddling a horse or some other bland event.... This film was overly trying to milk the whole dark, somber brooding thing when it just didn't have the substance developed to sell it... Acting was fantastic and it was ok to watch but all the critical acclaim on this just gives me a woke eye roll... As far as the overtly masculine and homosexuality battle going on here... It just didn't fit or sit well in this set 1925 western...
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