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Haunted: In the Pines (2021)
I'd like for our intelligence not to be insulted
So this series even though I enjoy it for entertainment purposes, the whole "This is a true story" thing is hard to swallow.
You have this boarded up room in a house and you break your way in to see what's there, ok fair enough I can see that.
But you get met with the smell of decomposing rancid death and brave your way in to see a torture room and decide wow let's go further in and see what else is there.
Seriously no, you find a boarded up torture room and not back out and call the police immediately I call hard BS on that, but let's say these 2 naive people decide they are going to trample all over a potential crime scene and destroy evidence, they continue on to find the bucket with congealed blood underneath where the bathtub is.
They are like woah this is messed up.
They still don't bother calling police, they just continue living life like there is nothing to see, dont bother doing anything about it at all, dont freak out and leave but then speak up after supposed hauntings.
Nah sorry, credibility is completely shot here.
Slaw (2017)
If I could give it less than 1 I would
The concept was ok, the acting was atrocious, the delivery was terrible.
There was some shining moments where it seems I could push through but I only made it through half the movie, it was utter trash and unwatchable.
I went in hoping it would be so bad it's good, but it was so bad it shouldn't even exist.
I don't know what more I can say because I need to type another 220 characters for my review.
I guess the show had some known wrestlers, if you want to see them, but I'd be embarrassed if I was them to even be a part of this abomination to the movie industry.
Anyway almost used up the characters, don't waste you're time.