This movie was amazing. Seriously, if you are ever alone in the house and need to unwind, pop this in and GO TO TOWN! This was such a hot, hot movie, so hot it was cold, but so cold it was mildly warm and so mildly warm it was hot! Brilliant direction, BRILLIANT nudity. Of course the female nudity was a bit much though. Its fun for the whole family!!!!! RENT IT TODAY!
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Blade Runner
(1982)
Blade suckner!
18 February 2002
I am a big Harrison Ford fan, about 6 6'' 340 lbs, but despite that I also really like Harrison Ford, except in this amazingly awfully good movie. The acting is amazing except for how bad it is. If the acting were any better it would be too good, but if it was any worse you'd have best actor caliber for Harrison Ford. The movie captured my attention, making me realize that, well, the world in the future will be a gigantic china town...and that just made me happy. Aside from that, the whole plot, what was that, rather than a big advertisement for Coca-Cola and condoms. All in all this is the best movie I have ever seen, ever will see and ever am going to see or have ever seen.
Rollerball
(2002)
roll over my balls
17 February 2002
OK, first off, why remake the movie? It was a good ol' movie with James Caan. Now, they re-make it with Jason Biggs and 2 Pac??? that is so wrong. I mean seriously, American Pie was great, but rollerball, THAT WAS EVEN BETTER. I would recommend never seeing this movie, unless you go to a movie theater. This movie was a waste of money, look at the budget debt and starving children and they spend millions on this horrible piece of amazingly original and creative art. As creative as copying a movie done in 1975! To everyone involved with rollerball....I love you, call me.
Cracking Up
(1983)
Cracked me up
17 February 2002
Jerry Lewis is hilariously amazing. He is truly a comic genius. He writes hilarious movies and executes them so well and this is no exception. This is a great movie A GREAT MOVIE ONE OF JERRY'S OVERLOOKED GEMS IS CORRECT!!!!!!!!! If Jerry reads this I just have to say, you are the best at slapstick, and you are hilarious the most talented comedian to ever live, but I have a feeling there is this one kid who is coming up who will become the greatest, all because of ur teaching through ur films and colgate comedy hours.
Snow Dogs
(2002)
AWFUL....LY GOOD
16 February 2002
Warning: Spoilers
Now, the first problem with this movie was that i thought the dogs were going to be made of snow. Well, SPOILER!!!! they were not. They talked too, now my dog doesn't talk, ok it does. But anyway, this movie was amazing, one of the greatest movies made, ever. This movie was a waste of money however. Although it was great, it was awful, poorly acted and poorly done. Despite that, it was great. Oh yeah the costumes, script and everything ugh. Seriously though...midgets.
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