This, what is this. I am a changed man after watching this movie. I don't know how you can top this as a bad movie everything about this is so boring awful and just down right BAD. I refuse to think this is a real movie. There's a few things that this movie does a lot of times one is like the hard cut used properly it can't be very effective but this movie does it at the most random times and it makes everything (Hard cut) very confusing. Another thing is the dialogue. It is so bad man like geez I can't even tell you how bad the dialogue (hard cut) is. Another thing is that sometimes the camera just goes out of focus then in the next shot it goes back to normal then it goes out of focus again then they do a hard cut. I hate this movie SO MUCH!! In almost every B-movie there obviously going to be some bad acting but geez this movie just keeps on impressing me. The acting is on a another level of cringe and bad, there's this one scene where the wife is crying and it is so obviously a fake cry it's like funny just like this movie. Then the Sound an audio is like words can't describe how bad the sound is. The movie score and the soundtrack, I can't handle it like one second the music stops then the next second it starts and it stops then it starts again and it does that for the whole movie it's fricken annoying. This movie redefines the word bad it's not even like "it's so bad it's good" it's just so bad. (Hard cut) that's about it if you made it to the bottom of my review thank you let me save you some time DONT WATCH THIS MOVIE!!!!!
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The Office
(2005–2013)
greatest show of all time
16 May 2023
This show is amazing the cast does great and the humor is hilarious the characters are really funny I love this show and you should totally watch this series. I can't tell you how much I love this show. The show does really good at making you feel like you are an employee at Dunder Mifflin. Like I said before the humor is hilarious I laughed so hard a lot of times at this show and the cast does great by making the show come to life. And the romance is pretty entertaining too there is always a twist when an office employee gets in a office romance. I have seen breaking bad but I still thought this show was better.
Halloween II
(1981)
Why
3 May 2023
Warning: Spoilers
John carpenters 1978 Halloween was awesome scary creepy and great. However Halloween II is a sleepy bore fest. The movie is of the following slow, but not in a good way and very disappointing there are many kills where you never see mike Myers kill the character sometimes we don't even get to meet the character. However there is a very disturbing kill in the movie which stuck with me for a while. There is a 17teen year old kid who is trick or treating in a mike myers costume and the cops run him over with a car and the kid gets burned to death that is the best kill and part of the movie but everything else is slow and boring it is sometimes a pain to watch and maybe the mike myers movies should have just stopped after this movie. As I said before the first Halloween is great but this movie you should avoid.
Birdemic: Shock and Terror
(2010)
WORST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
29 April 2023
If you want a real horror movie about birds watch Alfred Hitchcocks the birds. Don't make the same mistake I did and watch this movie. The story is bad the editing is literally the worst I've ever seen. I have NOTHING good to say about this movie sloppy acting sloppy editing sloppy execution I hope this review makes you not want to see this movie. It's not even a "so bad it's good" movie it's just straight up dog water. This movie feels like it was made by an elementary student a far cry from a "professional film maker" even if you dare to call who ever made it a professional please don't watch this movie.
Into the Wild
(2007)
Perfect
29 April 2023
To the great scenery, And the touching sounds of Eddie vedder. This movie couldn't get any better this movie is so compelling and touching it really makes you think about society and the world. Into the wild is a must see movie. This is my FAVORITE film. This film is so beautiful, touching, and all together amazing you need to watch this you won't be disappointed. The cast does great the cinematography is so beautiful and the story, the story and the characters really tie this movie together. I can't put into words how much I love this movie. I cried, I laughed and I loved this movie you should totally watch this movie.
The Shawshank Redemption
(1994)
Wow
28 April 2023
Warning: Spoilers
This movie is so good, it transports you in to another world. The story is so compelling and the cast does great. I don't usually like narrating on movies but Morgan freeman's voice really makes the movie amazing. I watched this when I was 12 and still to this day I love this movie you should totally watch this movie. The overhead shot when he finally gets out of jail really just puts the movie all together. This movie has has changed film for ever. You have to see this movie everything is so great and groundbreaking. I hoped you liked this review and made you want to see the movie. I hope it had the same effect as it did on me.
Batman & Robin
(1997)
Bad
27 April 2023
To the pore casting to one two many puns this movie is a disaster! This movie does not take Batman seriously the script is so bad and the actors aren't even trying they know it's going to be bad. This is just one of those movies that just shouldn't exist. One word to describe this movie is bad if you are a huge Batman fan then sure watch it if you don't really care about Batman please I am warning you DONT watch this movie it is so corny and the casting is so terrible that it is almost funny to watch nothing stands out I'm this movie save yourself some time and some money and just skip this movie.
Platoon
(1986)
Disturbingly perfect
27 April 2023
It captures the colors and character of war in a disturbingly perfect way. It is uncomfortable in a unique way and a must watch war movie, the acting is great the cinematography is fantastic. It really shows how disturbing and terrifying war can be one mistake and your dead. The movie is very convincing in the message it tries to deliver the characters do all they can to survive a great plus is that it IS very historical accurate which makes the movie even more compelling and entertaining I hope you enjoy the movie as much as I did and felt the same way about the movie also. You should definitely watch this movie.
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