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Disconnected (1984)
Sarcasm is alive in Ratings
Low budget, Indeed. Is it so bad it's good? If you like MST the answer is yes watch this and imagine Mike (or Joel) and the bots. Starting off the bat with a direct stare into the camera. The wrong kind. Music is bumpin, here's the first line of the song from the dance club..."I have a picture of you in my memory" From this point I knew I had to finish the movie. Quiet dialogue under loud soundtrack, all the stereotypical stuff you'd expect from college (Highschool?) no budget movie. On that note, Birdemic you have competition! Smoke a bowl and lower your expectations for this one...Here is a line from the female lead to stalker who showed up at video rental place. "What kinda machinery you workin with?" "Beta or VHS?" So, it's not a knock off of a bad 80s movie, it is one. Still a bad movie so no good rating but Unintentional Campiness makes it worth watching! Peace out homies.
Santa Sangre (1989)
Bizarre in a good way?
Colorful, from the scene settings to the music. Had little idea of what to expect and went in trusting the good reviews. WOW, first of all I'm very thankful I wasn't on mushrooms, secondly, I wish I would of been on mushrooms! Androgyny all around, to the point of laughing. The wrestler with the dubbed voice is great! Campy and artsy? That's what I think of this film. Lynch esque, ala Mexican flavor. I get the Psycho references no spoilers but the main characters descent into madness is entertaining. How could it not be? Nothing like madness escorted by clowns. I felt awkward at one point in time thinking the director is going some weird way, but he didn't and over all it's a love story and the ending was clever IMO. Not a waste of time if your into films and not strait to DVDs.
Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star (2011)
It's as bad as they say
I loved Grandmas Boy, Little Nicky and Swardson on Reno and the other Sandler movies. This is not even close to any of those. What can I say? The lighting was decent. Three thumbs down. Watch and you will figure it out by ten to twenty minutes. This movie is so bad I created and IMBD account just to join the league of truthers declaring this movie a STINKER! PeeYew. I often wonder who reads the scripts and thinks to themselves, yeah man, this is hilarious. I haven't seen Jack and Jill but I'm willing to bet Bucky Larson makes it seem more like Gone With the WInd. PS I'm not watching Jack and Jill.