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Feed (2005)
Hanging on the coat tails of Saw in terms of style
Hanging on the coat tails of Saw in terms of style? Yes I think so but no where near as good. However, this movie has its good points. The dialogue is rough and doesn't really help build any real sense that what's being shown is actually happening. The "feeder" is a confused character that on one hand is obsessed with evolution and counter beauty but on the other is taking bets on his victim's demise. In saw at least the screwed up guys motives where coherent. I'm not sure how the villain knew so much about the investigator's own sexual behaviour either, but it was good excuse to show a pretty woman in between the all the lard and cakes. Just watch it. Then make your self sick straight after and you'll be fine I guess. There's a nice twist to keep the twist addicts reaching for the bottom of the popcorn bucket happy anyway.
Idiocracy (2006)
Lame and not even slightly funny.
I read the first few comments on this movie before I viewed it. I was expecting a good ride. The movie starts okay. It's a tool idea. To be honest I had trouble even getting thru the whole film. I loved Bottle Rocket with Luke Wilson. This isn't even close to being as good. I look in total disbelief at the comments of laughing out loud at this garbage. It's just not funny let alone laughing. Luke Wilson looked embarrassed to even be in some of the scenes. I'm not at all surprised this didn't get promoted or generally released in cinemas. The story is lame and insulting. It actually plays to the people that it supposed to parody. How ironic ! I say avoid at all costs. 1/10
Danika (2005)
Good but could have been better...
I've just seen Danika and came here with the hope that I'd see a detailed explanation of what this movie was all about. I'm not the sharpest tool in the box when it comes to plots, so I often resort to the internet for enlightenment. This film is good but I guessed the kids where dead pretty early on in this very short movie. I somehow missed the point of the little girl that was abducted? I thought at the time this going to be a central part of the film (perhaps I missed something)? Also the bank robbery scene seemed somehow out of place given how the film progressed from there on. I wasn't bored at any point and everyone involved gave excellent performances. However, I did feel very let down once the so called twist was played. I'd vote this film at 6/10 and recommend a viewing (you might even fill in some gaps for me)
Psyclops (2002)
Pathetic
Truly truly pathetic ! Don't waste one minute of your time on this film. I'm speechless. Awful. I'd have voted 0. Anyone who's given a good write up on this movie is either mad or related to someone in it. The movie started badly but because I'd actually read somewhere that it was good I stuck with it. Alas it got worse. Quite why anyone would make this film amazes me. definitely the worst film I've ever had the misfortune to endure. Avoid at all costs. Wash up some dish's or bath your dog. God please vote and get this down to minus 50, just so no-one else has to go through what I have. The acting was like something out of a porno movie, and poor one at that. 0/10