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Black Sheep (2006)
Makes me want to be a sheep farmer
When I saw this film I had no idea what I was about to watch. What I soon found out that this is a film about genetically enhanced overly aggressive sheep. These sheep of course start attacking anything and everything and wild insanity ensues.
Typically, movies of this genre are unwatchable. This is one of the very few exceptions. The story is unbelievably ridiculous but it is entertaining. The acting is of course is over the top but not so over the top it just comes out moronic. Being a comedic horror film you can never avoid some of the lame and annoying dialogue which seems like they are trying too hard to be funny. Fortunately for this film it doesn't have that many horrible jokes you see in some of the major horror spoofs which is nice.
Unfortunately I found myself getting bored near the end. And in fact the ending could have been much better and that's being generous.
Recommendation: Check it out but don't expect anything spectacular. It's entertaining at the very most. A decent rental.
The Detonator (2006)
Nothing but the Best.... Or Worst.
Yes it is your typical direct to video action flick. And of course they do their best to change it up a little bit but fail miraculously. Snipes delivers his perfectly bland performance that he always does. Colloca proves that you don't need any talent to star in a film but just sex appeal. The worst part is that it didn't cover my bad movie basics which are: 1 Cheap looking villains. 2 Perfectly timed one-liners. 3 Intense car chases with massive explosions. 4 The hero hooking up with the hot chick. 5 Multitudes of nude or scantily clad women for no reason. OK so I lied, it covers those but does so horribly.