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TMZ on TV (2007)
A waste of time and a parasite upon humanity
If I were to spend my time trying to find a word that could describe how much I loathed this show, the world will have already found a clean and efficient fuel source.
I did not watch TMZ for more than 30 seconds before changing the channel, and when the commercials come on and advertise TMZ, I groan, literally. Why anyone would spend time gathering and watching the garbage they air, I have no clue. TMZ constantly mocks, harasses, and stalk celebrities, making up lies and emphasizing mistakes you could catch any normal human doing. Celebrities are't criminals, but they aren't gods either. They don't deserve being stalked by these trash for mistakes I'm sure most of us make. They are people who just happen to be good at acting or singing, just as a programmer would be good at programming. Yet you wouldn't stalk him, the person who made your computer what it is and has probably provided more entertainment for you than celebrities ever could.
TMZ is trash, pure and simple. They make a living off causing others pain and ridicule. But perhaps it would be bearable, if not for the smug and childish attitudes of the staff. They're hypocrites of the highest caliber. Laughing at every fall, picking at every hair, and acting as if they are better than the celebrities themselves. The worst part yet is the people who actually enjoy this crap, they're no better than the staff.
Trash content, a trash staff, and a trash audience. I am surprised it has not been canceled yet. - Actually, no, I'm not, and that's what worries me.
Cars (2006)
How did "Cars" receive over 5 stars?
Pixar has been falling a long drop since separating with Disney, and this may be one of the lowest its ever been. When I saw this movie, I wasn't expecting a Toy Story, or A Bugs life. Not after Pixar's last few movies, The Incredibles and Finding Nemo to name a few, but I was expecting it to be at least entertaining. Boy was I wrong, this movie is so bland, predictable, and one dimensional, I would've paid extra money to get my one hour back. The movies only saving grace is the animation, but even then, Pixar chose some pretty boring things to animate. Talking cars that you always see in gas commercials, and 80 percent of the movie is nothing but desert and a small town of which the scenery never changes. And the other 20 percent is spent on a race track and spending all that time just circling the race track, something anyone who has ever stopped on ESPN would've seen.
This movie deserves nothing more than a two, it was exactly like a trap hole, it looks alright to step on, but once you do, you wish you never did.