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Smiley Face Killers: The Hunt for Justice (2019)
Amazing crime documentary with renowned forensic pathologist and passionate retired NYPD detectives
If you have an interest in forensics and analyzing information in suspicious cases, this is a fantastic documentary. They consult with renowned forensic psychologist Dr. Cyril Wecht on the cases. The retired detectives NYPD detectives and the criminology professor are dissecting cases of accidental drownings which are not accidental at all. The way the different police departments react when presented with differing evidence is very interesting to watch. Some of them act like they care but then do nothing. One medical examiner refuses to change the manner of death from accidental to homicide when there are clear ligature marks on the body-which they suspiciously didn't include in the original autopsy report. After the PD refuses to give the family the recovery photos they meet with the DA to get the photos, and this is the only way they would have ever seen or known about the ligature marks.
There is obviously a pattern in these deaths, and it would only seem conspiratorial if you lack the ability to stoically analyze the evidence in front of you-which includes numerous meetings with experts in their field. It is unfortunate this isn't an ongoing series.
Stay Out of the F**king Attic (2020)
Not even worth watching
I can tolerate some cheesy horror movies that others think are bad, but this movie is just too bad and too cheesy. When I read the summary "ex-cons turned movers fight for their lives when they find out their client is a Nazi scientist who experiments on children." I was curious enough to give it a chance.
The 81 minute movie feels more like a boringly painful 2 hour movie. One character is a reformed prison neo-Nazi who tells the others his cleanly done Nazi tattoos are from when he was part of the Aryan brotherhood while in prison. Later in the movie, the mad Nazi scientist calls him out about the tattoos and how they are of the highest rank to their dismay. Towards the end he cuts the tattoos off, which seemed extremely cheesy considering everything else going on, and considering he tricked the doctor to escape earlier by pretending he was still a Neo-Nazi.
The mad Nazi scientist, it turns out, is none other than Dr. Josef Mengele, the Angel of Death. I guess mad Nazi scientist wasn't disturbing enough? Instead of living out his days somewhere in Argentina, Mengele is hanging out in the U. S. in an old run down house where he is still conducting his experiments in a dusty, filthy basement. Seems legit.
The filming also felt sloppy and choppy. The story wasn't presented well, and it was hard to resist zoning out every 5 minutes while you wait, hoping it will get better.
It ends with everyone living happily ever. They all escape after being trapped inside by Mengele and his experimental gasses he could have easily knocked them out with before tying them up and doing whatever he wanted-no, he chose to let them frantically run around the house instead. Ultimately, they all survived due to their savior, the reformed Neo-Nazi.
Srpski film (2010)
Shock troll gore porn by a talentless wealthy "director" who thinks he's super cool
This is the worst film I've ever seen. The depravity of this film is a certain level of evil one cannot put into words. To clarify, horror and gore do not bother me-but this film is absolute garbage. The director, Spasojevic, is quoted as saying "This is a diary of our own molestation by the Serbian government. It's about the monolithic power of leaders who hypnotize you to do things you don't want to do." Spasojevic's father became wealthy in the 1990s, the same decade as the Bosnian genocide. I am curious what the director would know about Serbian molestation by the Serbian government?
To make it even worse, you get the feeling when you are watching the film that the director thinks these things are mockingly hilarious. The film has zero artistic merit and is ultimately psychopathic shock troll trash of a pseudo director with no talent and too much money.