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Midnight Mass (2021)
Skip it and enjoy my one-act rewrite of Midnight Mass
21 March 2022 - 5 out of 8 users found this review helpful.
FATHER PAUL: Hello, deeply devotional townsfolk! I, your monsignor, have returned from the holy land to our dying New England island community with this Literal Angel, who will grant us eternal life!
ANGEL: Hssss!
EVERYONE: Uh, that is a vampire, actually.
FATHER PAUL: (shrugging) eh, po-TAY-to po-TAH-o.
(Utterly predictable violence ensues.)
FATHER PAUL: Okay that could have gone better. Now I'm sad because this show wanted to say something profound about belief but we detoured into so many lengthy, cringey, stoner undergrad monologues the audience is now dead from terminal eye-rolling.
(The sun emerges and everyone combusts.)
FIN.
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