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Almost Adults (2016)
Incredibly Clichéd and Cringeworthy
I follow the makers of this film (Sarah and Adrianna) as well as the actresses who also play Carmilla, so please know that I am trying to like this movie.
My initial thoughts on the plot of this film was that it seemed just like that Leighton Meester movie, "Life Partners" but I was desperately hoping it was not. It wasn't the best movie in the world, but it still beat this one.
I'm sorry, but I can't like this movie. It's just not possible. It's cliché, the acting is bad, the script is shallow and boring. The fact that its filled with Lesbian stereotypes to the rim just adds insult to injury.
Story line: Boring and cliché. It's filled with lesbian stereotypes and rather than a nervous exploration into the lesbian world as a "baby dyke" it ended up being incredibly shallow, typical and simply unrealistic. The film tries too hard to be funny. And while something said in the film may work among friends, film viewers aren't friends with the characters because there is no depth.
Characters: No depth to any of them whatsoever. By the end of the film you don't know them any better than at the beginning of the film.
Acting: It's OK at times, but for the most part it is not great. I expected more from Elise and Natasha outside of Carmilla. But considering how both overacted even the simplest of human interactions goes to show that both are simply too inexperienced. This was an hour and a half that I just ended up cringing and stopping the film. When it came to serious scenes, I just could not take either of them seriously.
Summary: I hate to say I hated this film. But I hated this film. It was boring, cliché, had no depth and was just not funny. I'm sorry Sarah and Adrianna, but this was a bad film. I walked away not gaining anything from this film except for cringe.
Up (2009)
Up was worth it.
Have you ever seen a movie and said "What a waste of my money"? You may have said it at most Disney Movies. This movie was unlike any other Disney Movie I've seen. The movie was extremely cute, intense at times, and clever.
The first 5 minutes of this movie was an introduction to his passion, his future wife's passion, and the meeting of his first love. Later, as the movie showed his life go on, as the sad events in his life are shown, I saw tears blurring my vision. After, it shows how he is after his wife had died. He had become this old, miserable, man.
As the movie went on, i found myself laughing at a lot of points. Some humor is very cliché though. An example would be Alpha's voice box. All these menacing dogs have these low voices. Then the camera shows the most menacing looking dog, and then he was the voice of a smurf. Although the majority of the audience thought this was rather funny. Keep in mind that the majority of the audience are 5 year old's.
Overall, this was a very entertaining movie, way better than the Hannah Montana one. Well worth the $14.