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Banshee (2006)
Great thriller with a great surprise for electronic music lovers!
This was a really positively surprising movie. I had low expectation for this, expecting it to be a movie about boosting cars, but I was really positively surprised.
While you can clearly see it's moderate to low budget, you can clearly see that every single cent was well used, and the outcome is really great, especially when taking the budget into consideration.
The movie was very well cast, although you won't see any big names.
A great surprise for electronic music lovers: you get to see the most amazing DJ gear ever, and what is being done with it, although psychotically sadistic, is very creative and very cool! The results are just amazing and make for some amazing music.
The only thing I dislike is the end, which could have been better. It was too predictable, and had a big lack in action. But it was also probably more realistic and true-to-life.
Rogue (2007)
Awful. Just awful. Don't waste your money and time on this.
Awful. Probably the worst movie I've ever seen in a cinema.
Completely clichéd, stupid, irritating, boring and unrealistic.
I want my money back.
People who should have been dead live.
The tide stays the same for 1h, then suddenly raises 1m in 20s.
A crocodile measuring 7m who not only eats humans one after the other, but even attacks boats. Totally unrealistic.
The main characters are uninteresting in character and looks.
Truly an awful movie. Stay away.
The theater was only 5% full. This fact truly speaks for itself.
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
crappiest movie ever made. boring and stupid.
This is by far the crappiest movie I've ever seen, with the possible exception of "Shadow Man" which I didn't even bother watching to the end.
This movie is boring and slow. Awkward, and really not funny. It looks and feels like a movie made 20 years ago by some college kid, with crappy boring actors who have next to no talent.
The technical aspects of the movie are fine: good camera-work, perfect image, perfect sound. However it is the content, or rather the lack of it, that bothers me so much.
I was literally dying of boredom during the whole movie. The fact that every character is a total disgusting weirdo loser makes this movie even worse.
Napoleon actually seemed mentally retarded, standing like a moron saying "gosh, frickin idiot, retard" with no expression.
This was a total waste of my time, and I had to ask for my money back.