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Punch (2002)
Honestly People?! This represents Canadian Cinema?
This was one of the most pointless, slow, and ridiculous films I have EVER seen. To those of you that say this represents Canadian Cinema, then I am sorry for you Canadians if this is true. Which I can't wrap my head around you people saying this when so many of you are such talents and dominate the American Cinema landscape?
This was like watching REALLY bad actors, doing a series of REALLY bad and pointless scenes, in REALLY bad acting acting class. I was honestly embarrassed for the people involved. I do not understand how a script this bad could be greenlit? It could have honestly been edited down to a somewhat interesting and quirky 20min short - but as a movie it was torture. The scenes were boring and the characters made no sense. The father especially! He waits until his freaky daughter is 18 to do nothing? And the female fighter??? We are supposed to believe that topless boxing is the end all be all of world class fighters? And for the story, everything was thrown in your face, but what was thrown had no weight and no aim. This may be one of the worst films I ave ever seen. Could someone post the names of some "good" Canadian films - so I can get this taste out of mouth.
Delta Farce (2007)
This movie is PAINFUL, RACIST, and DUMB x100! Worst ever!
The only thing semi-good about this movie was the original premise. After that it was the most painful movie experience of my life. This actually may be the worst film I have ever seen. It is amazing to me that anyone could be unintelligent enough to like this film at all! In fact I think its what's wrong with America (but that's another letter for another time)! The entire time I was in the theater I thought I was on punked - because NOTHING COULD BE THIS BAD. The jokes weren't funny AT ALL, the story was ridiculous and unconceivable beyond belief, and it looked like it was shot on home video. The fact that this movie got Greenlit is dumbfounding to me. If someone wants to see something funny in this genre then see Three Amigos (of which this movie is a blatant rip-off). I am not even that liberal of a person....but this movie would lead people to believe that American's believe that Mexicans are useless, uneducated, people who need rescuing by the amazing Super Power. Its appalling how it tries to represent what we Americans "think" - and if it is, we are doomed! This movie was Racist, full of Homophobia, and just plain stupid. I am so angry this film was made I can't even think..
Blood Work (2002)
Clint MUST have been surrounded by "Yes-men"
This movie should have been held up in production RIGHT after the dailies were seen on day one. I cant believe this movie was even made.
The acting was painful; from everybody for that matter. I was wanting, no longing for Paul Rodrigez to get killed, so someone could put him out of his acting misery. It was the worst acting job I've EVER seen in a studio picture. It's like Paul is an aspiring student of "The Porno School of Acting". Everyone seemed as if they were reading from cue cards.
The story and screenplay was no better. One could seen the ending from the very beginning. It was boring, contrived, and we've all seen it a million times before. The dialog was as cheesy as "The Last Action Hero"; except they MEANT for it to be so in that movie.
This movie was laughable. The entire theater was either laughing, or wincing throughout the whole picture. Lifetime movies, and After School Specials are more entertaining, have better production value, and boast better stories than this piece of crap. Everything wrong with Hollywood, is embodied in this movie.