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Bill & Ted Face the Music (2020)
THANKS FOR MAKING THIS MOVIE!
Thanks Keanu & Alex, and everyone else involved, for making this silly, funny, wonderful, stupidly profound movie. Transported me back in time to when movies used to be way more fun. Totally pleasant way to waste 90 minutes. And made me cry, as it's just the lesson the world needs right now. Party on, Everybody! And be excellent to each other!
Brave New World (2020)
Boring Pretty People
Why must so many new shows feature soft spoken, mumbling English people who you can't understand, unless you turn the volume to a hundred or turn on the subtitles. And even though the characters refuse to speak up or annunciate, the music blares loudly between scenes, making you want turn the volume back down. But everything is so posed, the dialog so phony, the directing so bland, it really doesn't matter whether you can understand the boring pretty people. Who cares what they have to say. There so many better shows to watch.
Spenser Confidential (2020)
Throwaway Wahlberg Mess
Gratuitously violent and really dumb action movie that looks like something bad from 1985 that was dug up somewhere. Bad writing. Weak acting. And lazy directing. Every episode of Ozark is like ten times better than this junk. And I typically like Marky Mark movies.
The Norman Conquests (1977)
SO BORING IT'S HARDLY BEARABLE
Perfect example of typical British TV from the 1970s. Overwritten, overacted, under produced and under-directed. Several annoying 'regular' Brits talking and talking and talking, all of whom seem to think the goings on are much more shocking and funny than any modern audience would. Basically a videotaped play, with competent actors, and poor, regional theater level production values. If you like that sort of thing, enjoy.
Big Brother (2000)
Seasons 2 & 3 were awesome!
The first season was really slow. But the seasons 2 & 3 were great. The cast was hilarious. The drama was intense. And the bodies keep getting hotter and hotter. I can't wait to see the 4th installment!