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Smoke (1995)
Like Augey says...
"you'll never get it if you don't slow down my friend"
"you're going too fast"
"you're hardly looking at the pictures"
"Slow down, huh?"
Chill. Forget special effects. Story. Basic. Classic.
Alibi (1997)
Not the best, not the worst
Use of the word TWIST!
When the word "twist" appears in any film guide you find yourself looking for clues - and that dreaded word appeared in one guide regarding this TVM. But in 'Alibi' it is obvious what the twist will be, just by looking at Jason Brooks' character's job... This also has all the usual traits of a TVM - dodgy fade to black, cheap titles, Tori Spelling... No way near the best film ever, but not the worst either. And it was just so, so lucky that Tori was a skier
La casa sperduta nel parco (1980)
Steer clear, watch something else
Well, I've seen some howlers in my time but this one has to beat them all. I am intrigued to see why 'video nasties' have been kept from us since the early eighties, so try to watch them when they are finally released. Not about the violence or gore in this case, but the good people at the British Board of Film Classification surely found it necessary to ban this to stop us wasting good money on utter crap. One redeeming feature has to be the scene that manages, somehow, to show that Jean Claude Van Damme's dancing in 'Kickboxer' is not the worst ever.
The Last House on the Left (1972)
Just felt I had to comment
Though not a great film, how is it people compare this to Blair Witch? This was made, like 25plus years before. Compare Blair Witch to this, surely? I am told to write at least 4 lines, so I'll say this - sometimes these 'banned' films are banned for no reason, surely Mr/Mrs BBFC we, as adults, should be able to choose what to see? But, most of the time, banned films are just s***e.