**********SPOILERS********* I was so looking forward to this movie that I gathered my partners to watch it the night it came out and make a big deal of it. I should have known this movie would blow because at first I sat through 7 trailers!! 7 trailers!! AAARGGGGHHH!!! Then it began with Freddy narrating it and full nudity from some big breasted bimbo. All the females in this movie save for Kelly Rowland were huge breasted broads that got banged or naked or both!!! This movie rocked in the hottie dept. Jason made some gruesome kills and Freddy had some good scenes. Their fight scenes were pretty awesome also. The one thing that drags this movie is the idiot male characters and Kelly Rowland! Kelly is one of those tough sista girls who knows everything and isnt afraid to let you know it! Uggghhh!! Thank goodness they let her have it!! Also one second they are in a cornfield in a rave where everyone is partying and the next scene it is pouring rain! HuH? Then after meeting Jason all of a sudden they know who he is, his last name, his history, his social security, his mothers maiden name etc, with no explanation. Same for Freddy. No one knew who he was and all of a sudden everyones an expert. How stupid! The only saving grace of this movie was the hot women, especially the lead and the girl who gets punked by her boyfriend. The lead actress plays a girl so unbelievably hot that we are expected to believe she is a virgin who has been waiting for her first love to come back. Gimme a break! I dont know whats more unbelievable==a hot girl like that not doing guys or 2 slasher freaks running around town. Surprisingly the best jokes in this movie are not said by Freddy but by some smelly stoner. Actual line while hastily trying to save their lives, "Dude, let's take a 'j' break!" Pleeeasssseee. Everyone in the theater was checking their pockets for their own breaks! This movie stunk. I rate it lower than the NOES 5 and Jason in Manhattan. Except for the nude scenes. Easily the best nudes in eithers career.
Reviews
5 Reviews
no talking just amazing action sequences
5 August 2003
I loved this movie. There was very little talking and explaining. All action no nonsense type of movie. It wasn't as good as the other 2 movies but that was expected. T2 is a groundbreaking film that is near impossible to top. This movie is so good as an action movie that Im surprised it didn't make over 300 million in the box office.
Hard to find gem
5 August 2003
During the late 80's I was a teenage rocker obsessed with metal. I bought all the magazines, had the cassettes and draped my rooms with posters of rock stars. I had the metal shirts, leather jacket and requisite metal jewelry. Of course I had the long hair. I loved that time period and remember renting this movie and watching it over and over again. Every band seemed like they were having the time of their life with the drugs, girls and booze. It seemed that this scene was the IT scene back in the day. This movie has so many awesome scenes. It starts with the glam newcomers then goes into the veterans and ends with Dave Mustaine who is one of the only real people in this whole movie. Dave seems like he is into the scene to play music and not to score chicks or radio hits. Odin is great also as they insult and degrade women but are hounded by the metal sluts. The part where they are at Gazzaris "judging" a dance contest is hilarious. Odin in the jacuzzi with the sluts is great, "It's like we have a check for a million dollars but no bank to cash it in!" Ha! Paul Stanley is great as he is shown through an overhead camera on a giant bed with about 8 lingerie-clad sluts and he says, "Dont let anyone tell you you can't live like this. I do. If you want it, you do it." Great line. This movie is hilarious. I wish I could find this movie!!
Shock 'Em Dead
(1991)
One great rental
2 February 2003
I have seen this "movie" about fifty times. I love it. It is a ridiculous story about a nerd who tries out for a Poison type band and fails miserably. He then meets a voodoo priestess and she gives him the wish to a great rock star... for a price though. He now has to kill to live. Part of his wish is the ability to play guitar amazingly(the amazing guitar shredding is done in close-ups for all us music freaks.) He also gets 3 hot broads to live with him and do anything he wants. Then he meets Traci Lords falls for her and eventually fights her boyfriend in a funny ending. What a great movie. There are some hilarious jokes, nudity, metal guitar playing and just nonsense in general. I loved this movie. I rent it every so often and show it to people for the first time. They always roll their eyes when I tell them the title of the movie but in the end they get a good laugh and actually appreciate it. You will too! Enjoy
Biker Zombies from Detroit
(2001 Video)
Could have been way better
1 January 2003
this movie had a great start. First you meet the villain, then you meet the hero and his girl, and finally you meet the heros neighbors. The neighbors have a hilarious conversation right away about fifteen year old girls and dating conquests. Then the movie goes downhill and only returns slightly in the last death scene. The biggest problems are that the violence is PG. There is no gore or blood even. Also I kept waiting for the lead actress to show off her puppies but she never ever does. These kinds of movies are good for gore and sex--And this movie failed on both counts. Avoid at all costs.
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