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Skyline (2010)
Found This Movie ...
In a 4 movie combo set purchased for a couple of dollars from a local sell/buy outlet to be somewhat visually appealing from an SFX perspective - the script and plot - meh - yet quite the departure for Donald Faison of Sugar Hill fame - if anything was redeeming it was at the end - Not of Chappie or even District 9 caliber, but leaving a possible opening for a sequel? - Will have to pass on that one - If one has an hour or so to kill this one might be up one's Sci-fi alley ....of not desiring to see again.
Alien: Covenant (2017)
Just What Was "The Deal?"
First things first, as defined: cov·e·nant n. 'k?v?n?nt .. "an agreement, undertaking, commitment, guarantee, warrant, pledge, promise, bond, indenture; pact, deal, settlement, arrangement, understanding .." is the underscored title of this latest entry in the Alien franchise with 'Walter' the unexpected, if not consummate antagonist. Which brings into question just what is/was the "covenant?"
At first blush one could construe the title as somewhat arbitrary however it appears that this entry seems to settle where the franchise has gone to creating a universe that is abstract as it is metaphysical.
Harken back to what is to recently "be believed" and in review of 'Covenant' it appears that the message of life itself and that of it's creator has "no soul." Any parallels to the preceding and that of the epic genesis of all this is not worthy of the former, for it is here, and in this tale the 'thesis' crumbles or in this opinion, fails in its delivery of an arrangement. As the 6.x rating is for all intents and purposes generous.
Arrival (2016)
Cranial Fiction ...
To a "what if," event. No malevolent alien monsters from outer space; no robots nor aliens out to destroy or even harvest earth; no epic battles with aliens on a global scale - no lovable and cute creatures from the stars. Just a straight forward account of what could logically happen if, and or when E.T. comes around. The narrative in the plot was straight forward, and the drama of the protagonist(s) came with psychological, philosophical, and metaphysical content that if one was not paying attention the plot could be easily lost upon one.
If one is looking for a movie filled with destruction and mayhem involving aliens, this movie is not for you. If one expects to visually experience a close encounters "what if," then perhaps this movie finally 'arrived,' for you.
8.0 ☆s
The Village (2004)
Thought Provoking
A Utopian (?) village and community beset by a beastly condition, as captioned in preview, should capture just about anyone's interest. And in watching this by M. Night Shyamalan had me predisposed to think that this was just another run-of-the-mill monster movie, but it was not. It was a movie, and tale about just about any person or people, and experiences, and about going to the extreme in finding a solution to a problem(s) that holds in sway, if not grips everyday life.
From the locked box, to the shed; the so called "quiet-room," to the designated colors; from the commandments, and even to the prominent family surname the movie was woven into a tale that had communities from the Amish (since it was in PA), to the extreme of cults, or even the Branch Davidians of Waco leaping initially to mind. However, what kept the interest piqued were the 'creatures,' or the beasts that held this isolated community voluntarily captive, if not united, until the unexpected happened which had the community, and its elders and leaders considering to break a long held pact.
The manner in which it was performed was mediocre, however how the story unfolded, and plot thickened (so to speak) was exceptional - IMHO. From bad came good; from good came bad, and ultimately, salvation or even continuity of life itself? This flick could/may have the viewer thinking deeper than initially thought upon entering this fiction.
The Tenderfoot (1932)
Historical Context
"Whoooooopie!" ... I caught this movie for the first time on TCM early this morning and found it somewhat entertaining. Not ROFLOL slap-stick, or vaudevillian in the class of the Three Stooges or even Laurel and Hardy but that which was in it for innocent amusement. What did somewhat crack me up was when he was informed that the only costumes they had were that of Shakespeare and nothing associated or fitting the Broadway play they were performing - I believe it was a western. Yet there were some moments to suggest that I was in 1932. For one, in the restaurant the menu contained Kosher items and the comment made about a "tribe," and on the Brown's hat band, swastikas with some other symbols were briefly shown. Not really sure what that was all about but it reminded me a bit of when the Three Stooges poked fun at the threat in Europe that was emerging at the time. Nevertheless it was a fun movie and to see a young Ginger Rogers was well worth it. I'm certainly glad to have experienced it and the script alone was worth commendation. It wasn't great but it was fair.