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Hellbent (2004)
Honestly, it's just bad
There is almost nothing redeeming about this movie. The first five minutes are the best part because it harkens back to a time honored classic urban legend ie hook hand meets lovers lane only this time we get some dude action. It's shallow, horrifically shot, terribly acted, I'm not even sure it was written, and sadly it's not even the fun kind of bad that inspires camp. It's lousy at best.
Eye Without a Face (2021)
Woof
Genuinely one of the worst movies I've ever seen. 90% of the movie is entirely pointless and could've been accomplished in 15 minutes of decent storytelling. It felt like it was never going to end, and then it did in an obvious and disappointing way. But how else could it have ended? No character is likable so it doesn't really matter how it ends I guess. Upside the main character is handsome.