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Damsel (2024)
Snooze fest
This movie takes 40 minutes to get going, before that it's all exposition dumping and some of the worst written dialog I've ever seen. Despite the big names, the acting is stiff and delivery of lines feels tired. Overall, this movie suffers from terrible pacing, boring dialog and a first act twist that is beyond obvious. Feels like it was churned out to hit some kind of bubblegum movie quota. They could have probably cut this down to a 40 minute episode or short and still told the same story - there is so much padding and chatgpt-style dialog that I'm honestly not sure why this movie even exists.
How I Met Your Father (2022)
Why, just why?
I wanted to love this, I really did. But it's just really not good. It's badly written, badly acted and is trying so hard to be something that it isn't. The dialog seems so forced and contrived and is so far from reality. I'm not sure what else to say.
The Scorpion King 3: Battle for Redemption (2012)
One of the worst movies I've ever watched
I fell asleep attempting to watch the first time around and decided, against my better judgment that I should finish watching it before I wrote a review. what a mistake.
The movie cant make up it's mind if it is Roman, Greek, barbarian, Chinese or Indian which made me think that due to a low budget they just raided the a warehouse of leftover props from better movies.
Words cannot explain how bad the dialog was: a constant series or awful one-liners that actually left me feeling slightly sick. Not to mention some of the worst acting I've ever seen.
It's difficult to think of a man, with prettier hair than most girls I know, being a mighty warrior, and to be honest he's really not that impressive in the movie... His fat barbarian friend outshines him in most fights... sigh
I would strongly recommend you do not waste your time on this movie, because, no matter how low you standards, you will wont enjoy it.