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Invasion (2021)
It moves at a glacial pace
I will choose drama, suspense, thriller over mindless action any day but this was difficult to watch. Each scene is dragged out, at points it's moving slo mo.
Doesn't help that there's no true likeable character.
You have a bitter military dude who's been thru it all. It's not the world's fault you lost a kid, be thankful to the Afghan giving you water. He doesn't speak English you're in his country and didn't learn his language.
Aneesha was okay but spends entire time hiding the one weapon that can destroy aliens to save her kids? Boy is instrumental in saving the world as well as the weapon she deserves imprisonment! And if she reminds us all one more time she's a mother...
the son and daughters are not good characters and unnecessary drama is thrown in like the son blaming his mother for fathers death when he was there and saw there was no other way. Daughters always crying about something she doesn't seem to mature at any point
Mitsuki has been mourning the entirety of two seasons never mind world ending and everyone's lost someone, her mother could very well be killed soon by an alien but she only cares about the dead. Don't tell me you're not elated to see inside an alien ship.
You have kids leaving their families in secrecy to travel on their own to save the world. They don't seem to like each other why should we like them?
Anyway, regarding the story itself with the aliens, we are not given any answers for anything that happens, 20 episodes in and no reason given why kids have a connection to aliens. Why are the aliens here? After not much happening s2 ends in cliffhanger when something big is about to go down.
Vivarium (2019)
Don't make a film without giving reason for events
Nothing is explained, it's type of movie where you're waiting for the end to explain where they are and why. Is it well acted, yes but that's not enough in any movie. The only answer given is that this thing they're raising is not human. We're left with many questions. Like, why them? The creature is there to learn human ways sure but for what purpose? Surely replacing dude at the store isn't it. How did they never get pregnant themselves, did the aliens have a hand in that? How much time truly passed because their hair never changed nor did they seem to age. How did she reach the different levels, multiverse? How do you sink into the floor.
Barbie (2023)
It's heartwarming
It's nice to have a movie that's fun and interesting dialogue. I knew the style of the movie by the scenes I'd seen leaked online I think that in itself is not everyone's style but boy it's unique and very barbieland. A lot of thought went into this and it's not just for women it's for anybody. We all need an Allan in our life. I could've used more boardroom ceo scenes with will farrel and his men tho. It's lovely to see the perspective of both men and women and at the end of the day what I got from this movie is about how we're each wanting to find our happiness and who we are outside of someone else.
The Fight Before Christmas (2021)
Only pervert males would enjoy this
Literally a male in his elderly years with his silver hair dating a young woman his daughters age. Ofc his daughter doesn't agree with it and tries to break them up. Not worth anybody's time.
Servant (2019)
Starts off great only to disappoint
First of all, great acting bravo to the cast.
This show had too many unanswered questions, some answers circumstantial and a sprinkle of meaningless happenings. The only true answered question was revealing what happened to the baby.
I shouldn't have to watch season 2 for answers to the rest of the first season.
Vampire Boys (2011)
I feel bad for anybody involved with this project!
The sexy boys are the main attraction and I watched it with little expectation. With that said, It felt as if it were a film made by high school students with zero experience in film-making. The lack of budget combined with terrible acting and cheesy dialogue = a great example of how to not make a film. So if you are interested in making one yourself, I highly suggest to watch this to avoid making the same mistakes. I cannot say I was at any point drawn to the characters and the story but I did wonder if it could get any crappier...it always did. But hey! if you want to watch it for the sexy shirtless men making out, I say go ahead and enjoy yourself! Just fast forward to the fun!
I give it a 3/10 due to the attractiveness of the male actors because they were the only enjoyable thing about the film.