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Zombie Apocalypse (2011)
Horrible movie, risk of brain cancer
I wasn't exactly looking for errors in the movie but i found it to be one of the worse movies i've ever seen.
Cars and a train passing on the bridge.
Black guy with big hair exchanges weapon 3 times out of the blue, he's seen choosing a golf club from the store and then he's with a hockey stick and then with a crowbar.
Belt machine gun fire with horrid effects and cgi bullet shells get out but no bullets get in.
Zombie with arrow in the eye stuck to the wall, girl makes a pose and a stupid face and cuts 1 inch of the neck and the body just separates from the head and falls apart in an incomprehensible mess of very very unspecial special effects blood that is everywhere throughout the movie.
Blood and head explosions everywhere, they are never dirty nor do the weapons, i mean, some bottles of ketchup or spray paint were just too much to afford i guess.
Sword fighting scenes are so bad that you feel like gauging your eyes out, she's not even making any force or pretending she does and thrusts the sword 1 inch and suddenly it's all the way through the skull.
Fighting with zombie tigers, there are 4 individuals pulling on the tiger, the black guy alone throws a steel weight that shouldn't be there to the water all by himself and the tiger gets dragged to the water, physics fail.
Fighting with second zombie tiger, hits it with a sledgehammer and nothing happens, throws the sledgehammer and the tiger tumbles several yards while dying from the impact another blatant physics fail.
Girl flees with the black bald guy leaving the machine gun behind, throws a grenade that explodes like frigging Hiroshima and on the alley the machine gun on the shopping cart magically reappear without them going back to pick them up.
Even simulating the reflection of the sun in the mirror wasn't possible and they had to use effects for that, a 1$ mirror would do accurate mirror reflection, in this part is where i started wondering if they're making the movie so shitty on purpose.
Brainiac: Science Abuse (2003)
too painful
this show is by far the worse i've ever seen. it tries to be a show of entertainment mixed with science but in fact it isn't entertaining at all because the ''acting'' is just too bad, the things they show are pretty common, the scientific method is nonexistent, and the science itself is ridiculed, even the explosions aren't funny on this show and that's quite an achievement because explosions are always a lot of fun. the brainiacs are picked i don't know how but they get ridiculed on TV to prove nothing at all and the things that the show talk about are completely random and completely useless. it's a complete waste of time and believe in me when i say that you are probably better off.
MythBusters (2003)
a dangerous show
i'm an avid follower of this show for 3 years now, and i've seen the past episodes too. it's with great sadness that i have to say that around 80% to 90% of the experiments are poorly conducted making it a very painful show to watch sometimes. the thing about mythbusters is that there isn't another show on TV that tries to solve the things they try to solve, so they deserve a better rating that they really work to. i seriously hope that they have competition on a near future so we can see things stepping up. mythbusters also fails to tell us what are the testing conditions of many experiments and that's why i can't possibly consider valid most of the experiments. the 10 to 20% of the experiments that they conduct flawlessly are just brilliant and i accept the final results as truthful ones. on the experiments that are poorly conducted i can always see things they missed and i can always think of what would be the possible result of those experiments if they done things right, but that means a huge doubt about myths they considered Busted and that's unacceptable on most cases. the worst thing about this is that other people can't prove them wrong because of don't having the means to do it, and that's annoying. it is a good show BUT you have to be very careful with it because it's dangerous to believe on something when things aren't done properly. see it, think about it, and if you don't know much about science, never believe it, it's my advice. if you want to see it just for the good explosions and stuff, solely by entertainment purposes, go ahead as this is almost purely an entertainment program.
The Office (2005)
Mindblowing
I only started seeing this series on this year and i'm on the 6th season already. on the first season i couldn't understand how this could be a good series, the actors were charismatic and the acting were very good but there was almost no story that i could follow and Michael seemed like a very hateable person. on the second season things started to pick up a bit but nothing so special. from the third season to the sixth i got completely hooked because after all there is a story to follow, a very interesting one, and Michael is in fact a genius and that is more evident on the fifth and sixth seasons. if someone believes that Michael does something that goes against the objectives that he has inside the company (even if a lot of times it seems that he does), i'm sure that that person isn't really understanding what's the main philosophy behind Michael's character. it took me 3 seasons to understand Michael Scott and it was because of that, that i didn't liked the series very much, after that, i loved it, and it's my favorite series now. When you do understand all the characters, besides being very entertaining and delightful to watch, it is going to blow your mind sometimes.